search and destroy

[gerald_ford]

so im sitting in my room cleaning my rifle and my mom walks in and asks, "what are you doing?", and i tiell her "helping god" as i load the gun. and then she asks "helping god do what?". and i reply whyle feeding the shell into the barrel followed by a loud click "keep the population surplus under controll...".
oh bloody rectums.

fuck you
amen

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[xnosympathyx]

I love you. Haha.