*NB* I started to write this then realised I cudn't be fucked wasting my time.

I'm sure the world mourns.

Fucks sake. I'll try to break America some other time.

Fuck yez ( Read more... )

I fucking love Gold diggers. Women who go after men for their money ( Read more... )

So today, I went for a walk to the graveyard, it wasnt a very long one, but it was definitely long enough for me to realise how fuckin cool graveyards are ( Read more... )

Here, I'm goin' out with Emma 3 months today. Well, its three months since I asked her out, but like we were pretty much goin out for about a coupla months before that anyway. But OFFICIALLY lol ( Read more... )

If I had a boat, rite now, i'd cut the fucking rope n raise the anchor n just get the fuck outta here ( Read more... )

i was pokin about on livejournal there. some people are horrendously boring and annoying. Granted i may also be viewed as boring and annoying, but its ok, cos I'm a robot ( Read more... )

so i spent a lot of today considerin' taking up my career as a criminal. Fed up with all the gay job opportunities, so i'ma just be a scummy fuckin criminal bastie and end up with a mansion on an island that i got after shooting a coke dealer to death with a shotgun. Man, I'ma be a pimpin mu-fucker ( Read more... )

word north y'all. *hic ( Read more... )