I once pulled this awesome practical joke at an adoption center: I was walking down past the cages like nothing was out of the ordinary, and then this woman showed me a kitten she was handling, and I looked at it and my face went suddenly aghast, and I screamed "THIS CAT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!" I grabbed the kitten out of her hand and ran with it screaming into the next room, where I hit the tape recorder button that made an enormous explosion noise, and knocked over a bunch of stuff making a huge mess.
The adoption center staff thought it was hilarious, praised me at length for my genius creativity, and welcomed me to come back and entertain them whenever I pleased.
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The adoption center staff thought it was hilarious, praised me at length for my genius creativity, and welcomed me to come back and entertain them whenever I pleased.
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