You will go to jail for:You claimed sex toys as a business expense on your tax forms


( Read more... )

uuugg

sometimes i wish i could put things on pause

so i can savor feelings
that i know will be followed by the feelings i'd rather fast forward through

uuugg

and sometimes i wish i couldn't feel at all
because i can't remember the good feelings

what if my heart was paralyzed.... would that help... no, cuz then i'd be dead

fuck ( Read more... )

yeah, they're dumb, but what am i gonna do?

IM GONNA BE DUMB BACK!!!

ahahahahaahaha

i've been dancing alot lately because that's they only thing that cheers me up
and it's working, as long as i'm moving, hahahaha

YAY

♥

i just dont know when it comes to boys

i think i need an instruction manual

i wrote santa today!


( Read more... )

shanna (gee-zus)

#1- my purse got stole
what a fucking stupid thing to happen, i lost