[[OOC: Relationships ]]
Relationship Marks:
☠ -> Hate (THE SECOND I GET INTO MY FUCKING EVA I AM GOING TO SKEWER YOU)
✖ -> Dislike (You are just like Shinji, minus the fact that you don't wank to me while I'm in a coma, you wank to me while I sleep)
☯ -> Neutral (Can't compare to me but at least you aren't triggering the third impact - SHINJI)
♫ -> Friends/Like (The Nicole Richie to my Paris Hilton! Minus the fact that I'm not a slut, but you're still on drugs)
★ -> Close friends! (You're a super star! Except you don't burn like Gendo's piss! ^___^; )
Romance -
♋ - Crush/Attraction (I haven't felt like this to a person that isn't spineless sack of homosexuality with daddy issues or a self-hating 30 year old mess EVER)
♡- Romantic Feelings [For boyfriend/girlfriend; just starting relationships] (What do you know...I've been looking for love in all the wrong places RIGHT SHINJI?! Maybe next time I shouldn't try to get a date with a man obsessed with orange soda, or the orange soda itself)
♥ - True love! (Woah...when I'm with you...I feel different. Like...as if someone got me Yaz or Sedatives or a dump truck of pot )
Canon Relations
Unfortunately, Asuka is the only one from Eva in Errocity.
Evangelion is filled with fucked up characters and surprising depths
It's a shame they can't really be apped because
1) they're too fucked up to play for some people
and
2) Most of them have become LCL or as we call here on planet earth, unrefrigerated orange jello,
With the exception of her rival in love/person she dislikes that has somehow grown 500 miles taller since she died
oh and that bitch that fucked himself to her comatose body, then watched her die.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT BECAUSE SHE LOVES THE WAY YOU LIE, AS SHE LEANS AGRESSIVELY OVER YOUR BODY TO KICK YOUR ASS MOTHERFUCKER
So uhh...This will be updated some other time, okay? Okay!
Non-Canon Relations!
Cause Asuka is too fucking cool for Evangelion, she spills out into other fandoms
Roommates
♫ Franziska (bratziska ) is a very smart girl. A little too smart. She's like Asuka's carbon copy, except she has the hair color of that semen sponge Rei. Despite Asuka clashing with her often, she respects her and sees her as younger version of herself.
All and all, Franziska is a very ....abrasive person, but she won Asuka's respect and is willing to defend her at any future intervals. As if they're frenemies. Like Rei and Asuka. Except it's not forced by Nerv this time. Bonus points for having a flat chest to make Asuka look sexier.
OH AND ASUKA DOES NOT WANT HER SEXUALLY THAT IS A LIE.
Franziska Von Karma - Ace Attorney
♫ (teddybearsmarts ) A total bro! Asuka thinks she is one of the most nicest and generally cool people here. She enjoys her company and thinks that she is one of the more supportive and general tolerable people. She's like a puppy to Asuka. If you kick it, she pisses on your mom and then she will kill you.
She's the only person Asuka would ever consider taking to her AA meetings. Just saying. Rebbecca Hawkins - Yu-Gi-Oh
♫ (shinjaeba ) Asuka does not know Eva very well. She just appeared as a standoffish young girl who was somewhat competitive. She seems to be a magician of some sort, and is sorta...gloomy to be around. I mean, even fucking Raven from Teen Titans could make others crack a smile or two with her constant pms powers. She just was sorta there writing lyrics for her new album: Loud.
Then she got to know her better at he park which was filled with more Lesbian Subtext than your average beer commercial aimed at 40 year old blue collared lumber jacks. She's pretty cool, though Asuka can't help to feel suspicious about this mysterious aura of Eva.
She's definitely hiding her kids and Shinji.
Eva - Umineko
Non-Roomates
Like roomates, except there's no conflict over bathrooms. Generally a bit more irritable too.
☯ (girlyearl ) Asuka doesn't really HAVE an opinion on Ciel. It's the good and the bad. Their relationship is sorta unstable but it's always in the "wait in see" catergory, like every guest on the Maury show EVER.
Though, her actions in the park may have her going to friendship level.
Fem!Ciel - Kuroshitsuji
✖ (abnormalies ) Holy hell, bitch needs some sedatives and FAST. Rehab is her future destination. The crack that she's on...and yet Asuka is working for her in the alien rebellion. And she thought Gendo was fucked up.
Asuka doesn't like her peppy, know-it-all, her way or the highway attitude, but she's serving her anyways. If she can praise her, or provide her with an opprotunity where Asuka can BASK IN THE GLORY. BASK IN IT.
Until then, Asuka is going to have a chat with Franziska and see just how long someone can be locked up for drugs.
Haruhi Suzimaya - Haruhi Suzimaya
✖ (niiniiscream ) OH MY GOD SOMEONE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR
AND HIT THIS BITCH WITH A FUCKING CHAIR
Satoko - Hirugashi
★ (uumaria ) Every time Asuka sees Maria her first instinct is to hug, cradle, then feed massive amounts of candy. She is like a little sister to Asuka! Right down to the brutal deaths! Asuka will hold, hug, and love this thing until the end of the world and anyone that tries to harm Maria will be reduced to the sound waves Justin Bieber produces by Asuka.
Yeah, they'll be reduced to shit. -shot so horribly-
Maria - Umineko
☯ (cool_huntress ) Asuka doesn't know her vary well. Except she worshipped her for a bit.
Other than that, it's like the combination of being vaguely suspicious and not giving two flying fucks.
Bulleta - Darkstalkers
♫ (goldensneer ) THE BEST. THE BEST. THE VERY, VERY, BEST.
She is just a great master, and a nice person, and how the hell could anyone dislike her is beyond Asuka and she will be the best furniture ever!!
You better believe Asuka is going to some IKEA right now and imitatin' some fridges hurr durrr
Beatrice - Umineko
★♋ (shinjukuarashi ) This man was pretty cool at first ! He was a generally nice person to Asuka but then came the flower event.
He chopped Alois up, was ready to go against a demon, and borderline worshipped her. Someone. Is. Getting. Laid.
Asuka adores Izaya more than ever, and quite possibly views him as the best thing since a microwave where Asuka fried all her dollies. Not to mention, he isn't THAT BAD on the looks side.
Asuka likes her Izaya. A lot . And with the park incident with that pasty pedolover Alois ....some fangirls are throwing themselves off of cliffs right now.
Izaya - Durarara!!
✖ ♋ (swordsman_guy ) It's like someone made an even more spineless version than Shinji. How is this possible?!
On one hand, he's complete jelly and fears Asuka and her bright red pubes hair. On the other hand, he's a strong, competant swordsman who is dedicated to his master, or, as they call it in North America, Gay.
Truth be told, ditching her at the hotel, and then not apologizing until a rock hits his nutsack and she almost throws him off the roof, and then walking out on her? Enimem has a new song coming up and it's called, "Look Out Guy"
But Asuka likes them weak and spineless like sponges. They're fresh picking. (Asuka x Spongebob otp). So she can't ...seem to stop liking him.
Guy Cecil - Tales of The Abyss
☠ (trancys ) Oh. My. God. She has never met someone more bark but no bite, and more annoying in her life. He's constantly moody, irritating, and constantly gets into fights but doesn't have shit to back it up. After the suffering she went through because of his sorry ass, she is slapping him again and then running.
Every second that he is not naked on the floor in front of Asuka as she maniaclly crushes his testicles while Celine Dion plays in the background and people from Nambla slice him up and sex him up (he'd probably get off on it too; slutbucket) is a wasted one. A very badly wasted one! Get to it Beatrice! Alois - Sucks his mother's dick
☯ ♋ (notanassch) someone gave Asuka a dick ohoho. I mean, even though their encounters haven't been friendly, Asuka still thinks that he is pretty good for a human. She's pretty much neutral towards him though she cannot deny that he is just s e x y. She'd tap. She'd tap hard. Asuka can't wait to get to know him better!
....Their babies would be beautiful. Admit it.
Luke fon Fabulous - Tales of Abyss
♫ ♋(This is awkward. Asuka thinks two different frances: furansuu and happy_francis are the same person. Oh well)
Like 85% of the songs from Destiny's Child, she finally finds a charming man that generally likes her. Like 80% of the songs from Destiny's Child, he's a cheating playa. Either way, France, (which there are two of but Asuka thinks only one exists) flirts with Asuka. Asuka flirts back. Asuka likes France. He is sexy and can treat a lady a right.
Someone's cherry is going to be popped, and I'll give you a hint on who it is: this hint is very subtle. Who's livejournal is this hmmm?
Oh and Enjoy the icon Moogles I picked it just for you.
France- Moogles Bed/Hetalia
☠ (itsanascot ) Asuka. HATES. Him. No. Seriously. Every freaking iota of a millisecond where he is not shoved up Oprah's disgusting, rotting, centipede wholly-mammoth vagina is a waste of a life, sexual encounter with Oprah, time, and Asuka's entire existence.
His whole existence is there just to piss Asuka off and she hates him with every fiber of his being and she will get back at him. The second she gets Unit 002 back, she is going to use it to dismember him alive and then feed him to Beatrice, while a giant vat of Pepto-Bismol is kept by her side in case she gets indigestion.
He'll know how it feels when the dick is in the other ho
Neuro - PANTY'S STD HERPES RIDDEN VAGINA
♫ (gretalbeatrice ) One of the very best! She's calm, sassy, keeps her composure and is probably powerful. Sure she may be a bit unsettling but she's a nice person to be around. Her very presence makes Asuka's day a lot more enjoyable, and the fact that she looks like her is an added benefit.
Asuka is firmly in her fanclub for going to take care of Alois, that clit licker, to an unbelievable extent. She may even develop a tiny crush on her.
Ange - Umineko
♫♋(boobiesnojutsu ) Tsunade is generally kind to Asuka. She's not a total dick, and she seems to have a perky sense of fun about her or at least returns her attempts to have a nice relationship
Unfortunately Asuka does not know Tsunade very much. And by very much we mean at all. Asuka thinks she's naturally strong for no reason and maybe just made contact with an angel one day. It's not a far stretch considering how the last girl that made contact with an Angel had a growthspurt of ...eh...let's say...enough to be visible from space and absorb every human in vaginas scattered on her body. Oh, and it also caused the end of the world as we know it that was like when Pluto was no longer considered a planet and instead as a cheap, underhanded weakling who tried to fool us all with his huge dick, or as we call them moons, Charon. But multiply that by 200^10. Moving on, Asuka does not even know Tsunade's name and thinks her name is Everest for various obvious reasons.
But considering her bust size (which Asuka envies so it should be considered a compliment to be around someone with such big tits as it'd make Asuka look inverted and she's feel hurt) and her strength, Asuka is interested in the posistion of her Apprentice. She'll have to beat out 12 others and endure Tsunade Trump saying "You're Fired" at the end of each week though.
Tsunade Trump - Naruto (Specifically the fridge section of IKEA)
♫♋ (de_bel_survivor ) I swear to god I am going to have a period if I have to redo this again.
Asuka genuinely likes Kouki. He's nice. Kind. Caring. Tells her how to use her wiimotes. Attractive. Calm. Sensible. And may just be the most normal person she ever met who was actually interesting. With that, she worries that she'll probably never get him because he's probably not interested in her. Oh, and the fact that she's usually a mixture between the incarnate of PMS and a pissed off Rhinocerous rampaging and looking for his twinkie could get in the way of things. She also would probably feel insecure that she's not really worth it but then she'll inflate her ego. Tl;dr: she has issues, and since she's not a male, she doesn't need tissues. She does care for his well being though, and has even considered returning home with him since her home is you're grandmothers fridge with the weird looking shit on the cieling (in this case their sky) old left over moldy food and jello that's been in there for 8 years and it hasn't turn into gelatin yet.
She also is worried about his parallels to Rei, her hated bitch. They both have blue hair, and seem generally focused on their tasks. Oh, and they have clones running everywhere. What if she fucks a clone mistaken for him? She's pretty sure they don't wear hairpins during sex.
Kouki Wakahisa - Devil Survivor
☠ -> Hate (THE SECOND I GET INTO MY FUCKING EVA I AM GOING TO SKEWER YOU)
✖ -> Dislike (You are just like Shinji, minus the fact that you don't wank to me while I'm in a coma, you wank to me while I sleep)
☯ -> Neutral (Can't compare to me but at least you aren't triggering the third impact - SHINJI)
♫ -> Friends/Like (The Nicole Richie to my Paris Hilton! Minus the fact that I'm not a slut, but you're still on drugs)
★ -> Close friends! (You're a super star! Except you don't burn like Gendo's piss! ^___^; )
Romance -
♋ - Crush/Attraction (I haven't felt like this to a person that isn't spineless sack of homosexuality with daddy issues or a self-hating 30 year old mess EVER)
♡- Romantic Feelings [For boyfriend/girlfriend; just starting relationships] (What do you know...I've been looking for love in all the wrong places RIGHT SHINJI?! Maybe next time I shouldn't try to get a date with a man obsessed with orange soda, or the orange soda itself)
♥ - True love! (Woah...when I'm with you...I feel different. Like...as if someone got me Yaz or Sedatives or a dump truck of pot )
Canon Relations
Unfortunately, Asuka is the only one from Eva in Errocity.
Evangelion is filled with fucked up characters and surprising depths
It's a shame they can't really be apped because
1) they're too fucked up to play for some people
and
2) Most of them have become LCL or as we call here on planet earth, unrefrigerated orange jello,
With the exception of her rival in love/person she dislikes that has somehow grown 500 miles taller since she died
oh and that bitch that fucked himself to her comatose body, then watched her die.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT BECAUSE SHE LOVES THE WAY YOU LIE, AS SHE LEANS AGRESSIVELY OVER YOUR BODY TO KICK YOUR ASS MOTHERFUCKER
So uhh...This will be updated some other time, okay? Okay!
Non-Canon Relations!
Cause Asuka is too fucking cool for Evangelion, she spills out into other fandoms
Roommates
♫ Franziska (bratziska ) is a very smart girl. A little too smart. She's like Asuka's carbon copy, except she has the hair color of that semen sponge Rei. Despite Asuka clashing with her often, she respects her and sees her as younger version of herself.
All and all, Franziska is a very ....abrasive person, but she won Asuka's respect and is willing to defend her at any future intervals. As if they're frenemies. Like Rei and Asuka. Except it's not forced by Nerv this time. Bonus points for having a flat chest to make Asuka look sexier.
OH AND ASUKA DOES NOT WANT HER SEXUALLY THAT IS A LIE.
Franziska Von Karma - Ace Attorney
♫ (teddybearsmarts ) A total bro! Asuka thinks she is one of the most nicest and generally cool people here. She enjoys her company and thinks that she is one of the more supportive and general tolerable people. She's like a puppy to Asuka. If you kick it, she pisses on your mom and then she will kill you.
She's the only person Asuka would ever consider taking to her AA meetings. Just saying. Rebbecca Hawkins - Yu-Gi-Oh
♫ (shinjaeba ) Asuka does not know Eva very well. She just appeared as a standoffish young girl who was somewhat competitive. She seems to be a magician of some sort, and is sorta...gloomy to be around. I mean, even fucking Raven from Teen Titans could make others crack a smile or two with her constant pms powers. She just was sorta there writing lyrics for her new album: Loud.
Then she got to know her better at he park which was filled with more Lesbian Subtext than your average beer commercial aimed at 40 year old blue collared lumber jacks. She's pretty cool, though Asuka can't help to feel suspicious about this mysterious aura of Eva.
She's definitely hiding her kids and Shinji.
Eva - Umineko
Non-Roomates
Like roomates, except there's no conflict over bathrooms. Generally a bit more irritable too.
☯ (girlyearl ) Asuka doesn't really HAVE an opinion on Ciel. It's the good and the bad. Their relationship is sorta unstable but it's always in the "wait in see" catergory, like every guest on the Maury show EVER.
Though, her actions in the park may have her going to friendship level.
Fem!Ciel - Kuroshitsuji
✖ (abnormalies ) Holy hell, bitch needs some sedatives and FAST. Rehab is her future destination. The crack that she's on...and yet Asuka is working for her in the alien rebellion. And she thought Gendo was fucked up.
Asuka doesn't like her peppy, know-it-all, her way or the highway attitude, but she's serving her anyways. If she can praise her, or provide her with an opprotunity where Asuka can BASK IN THE GLORY. BASK IN IT.
Until then, Asuka is going to have a chat with Franziska and see just how long someone can be locked up for drugs.
Haruhi Suzimaya - Haruhi Suzimaya
✖ (niiniiscream ) OH MY GOD SOMEONE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR
AND HIT THIS BITCH WITH A FUCKING CHAIR
Satoko - Hirugashi
★ (uumaria ) Every time Asuka sees Maria her first instinct is to hug, cradle, then feed massive amounts of candy. She is like a little sister to Asuka! Right down to the brutal deaths! Asuka will hold, hug, and love this thing until the end of the world and anyone that tries to harm Maria will be reduced to the sound waves Justin Bieber produces by Asuka.
Yeah, they'll be reduced to shit. -shot so horribly-
Maria - Umineko
☯ (cool_huntress ) Asuka doesn't know her vary well. Except she worshipped her for a bit.
Other than that, it's like the combination of being vaguely suspicious and not giving two flying fucks.
Bulleta - Darkstalkers
♫ (goldensneer ) THE BEST. THE BEST. THE VERY, VERY, BEST.
She is just a great master, and a nice person, and how the hell could anyone dislike her is beyond Asuka and she will be the best furniture ever!!
You better believe Asuka is going to some IKEA right now and imitatin' some fridges hurr durrr
Beatrice - Umineko
★♋ (shinjukuarashi ) This man was pretty cool at first ! He was a generally nice person to Asuka but then came the flower event.
He chopped Alois up, was ready to go against a demon, and borderline worshipped her. Someone. Is. Getting. Laid.
Asuka adores Izaya more than ever, and quite possibly views him as the best thing since a microwave where Asuka fried all her dollies. Not to mention, he isn't THAT BAD on the looks side.
Asuka likes her Izaya. A lot . And with the park incident with that pasty pedolover Alois ....some fangirls are throwing themselves off of cliffs right now.
Izaya - Durarara!!
✖ ♋ (swordsman_guy ) It's like someone made an even more spineless version than Shinji. How is this possible?!
On one hand, he's complete jelly and fears Asuka and her bright red pubes hair. On the other hand, he's a strong, competant swordsman who is dedicated to his master, or, as they call it in North America, Gay.
Truth be told, ditching her at the hotel, and then not apologizing until a rock hits his nutsack and she almost throws him off the roof, and then walking out on her? Enimem has a new song coming up and it's called, "Look Out Guy"
But Asuka likes them weak and spineless like sponges. They're fresh picking. (Asuka x Spongebob otp). So she can't ...seem to stop liking him.
Guy Cecil - Tales of The Abyss
☠ (trancys ) Oh. My. God. She has never met someone more bark but no bite, and more annoying in her life. He's constantly moody, irritating, and constantly gets into fights but doesn't have shit to back it up. After the suffering she went through because of his sorry ass, she is slapping him again and then running.
Every second that he is not naked on the floor in front of Asuka as she maniaclly crushes his testicles while Celine Dion plays in the background and people from Nambla slice him up and sex him up (he'd probably get off on it too; slutbucket) is a wasted one. A very badly wasted one! Get to it Beatrice! Alois - Sucks his mother's dick
☯ ♋ (notanassch) someone gave Asuka a dick ohoho. I mean, even though their encounters haven't been friendly, Asuka still thinks that he is pretty good for a human. She's pretty much neutral towards him though she cannot deny that he is just s e x y. She'd tap. She'd tap hard. Asuka can't wait to get to know him better!
....Their babies would be beautiful. Admit it.
Luke fon Fabulous - Tales of Abyss
♫ ♋(This is awkward. Asuka thinks two different frances: furansuu and happy_francis are the same person. Oh well)
Like 85% of the songs from Destiny's Child, she finally finds a charming man that generally likes her. Like 80% of the songs from Destiny's Child, he's a cheating playa. Either way, France, (which there are two of but Asuka thinks only one exists) flirts with Asuka. Asuka flirts back. Asuka likes France. He is sexy and can treat a lady a right.
Someone's cherry is going to be popped, and I'll give you a hint on who it is: this hint is very subtle. Who's livejournal is this hmmm?
Oh and Enjoy the icon Moogles I picked it just for you.
France- Moogles Bed/Hetalia
☠ (itsanascot ) Asuka. HATES. Him. No. Seriously. Every freaking iota of a millisecond where he is not shoved up Oprah's disgusting, rotting, centipede wholly-mammoth vagina is a waste of a life, sexual encounter with Oprah, time, and Asuka's entire existence.
His whole existence is there just to piss Asuka off and she hates him with every fiber of his being and she will get back at him. The second she gets Unit 002 back, she is going to use it to dismember him alive and then feed him to Beatrice, while a giant vat of Pepto-Bismol is kept by her side in case she gets indigestion.
He'll know how it feels when the dick is in the other ho
Neuro - PANTY'S STD HERPES RIDDEN VAGINA
♫ (gretalbeatrice ) One of the very best! She's calm, sassy, keeps her composure and is probably powerful. Sure she may be a bit unsettling but she's a nice person to be around. Her very presence makes Asuka's day a lot more enjoyable, and the fact that she looks like her is an added benefit.
Asuka is firmly in her fanclub for going to take care of Alois, that clit licker, to an unbelievable extent. She may even develop a tiny crush on her.
Ange - Umineko
♫♋(boobiesnojutsu ) Tsunade is generally kind to Asuka. She's not a total dick, and she seems to have a perky sense of fun about her or at least returns her attempts to have a nice relationship
Unfortunately Asuka does not know Tsunade very much. And by very much we mean at all. Asuka thinks she's naturally strong for no reason and maybe just made contact with an angel one day. It's not a far stretch considering how the last girl that made contact with an Angel had a growthspurt of ...eh...let's say...enough to be visible from space and absorb every human in vaginas scattered on her body. Oh, and it also caused the end of the world as we know it that was like when Pluto was no longer considered a planet and instead as a cheap, underhanded weakling who tried to fool us all with his huge dick, or as we call them moons, Charon. But multiply that by 200^10. Moving on, Asuka does not even know Tsunade's name and thinks her name is Everest for various obvious reasons.
But considering her bust size (which Asuka envies so it should be considered a compliment to be around someone with such big tits as it'd make Asuka look inverted and she's feel hurt) and her strength, Asuka is interested in the posistion of her Apprentice. She'll have to beat out 12 others and endure Tsunade Trump saying "You're Fired" at the end of each week though.
Tsunade Trump - Naruto (Specifically the fridge section of IKEA)
♫♋ (de_bel_survivor ) I swear to god I am going to have a period if I have to redo this again.
Asuka genuinely likes Kouki. He's nice. Kind. Caring. Tells her how to use her wiimotes. Attractive. Calm. Sensible. And may just be the most normal person she ever met who was actually interesting. With that, she worries that she'll probably never get him because he's probably not interested in her. Oh, and the fact that she's usually a mixture between the incarnate of PMS and a pissed off Rhinocerous rampaging and looking for his twinkie could get in the way of things. She also would probably feel insecure that she's not really worth it but then she'll inflate her ego. Tl;dr: she has issues, and since she's not a male, she doesn't need tissues. She does care for his well being though, and has even considered returning home with him since her home is you're grandmothers fridge with the weird looking shit on the cieling (in this case their sky) old left over moldy food and jello that's been in there for 8 years and it hasn't turn into gelatin yet.
She also is worried about his parallels to Rei, her hated bitch. They both have blue hair, and seem generally focused on their tasks. Oh, and they have clones running everywhere. What if she fucks a clone mistaken for him? She's pretty sure they don't wear hairpins during sex.
Kouki Wakahisa - Devil Survivor