Comments | germanpanda: The Great Panda is Back... well kind of.

germanpanda

The Great Panda is Back... well kind of.

Dec 02, 2006 03:51

So Marcus is a complete failure at updating his live journal which he pledged to update for us his great friends so I am going to step in as Soul Mate and update it for him. His life has been crazy lately. He has had several great friends have major break downs that he has nicely fixed for them. But we should go back further than that because ( Read more... )

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little_ersatz December 8 2006, 13:55:05 UTC

That's because you don't need to know woman... It doesn't matter what you feel about it you have a man now you don't have to worry about thinking any more... And anyway what are you doing on a computer get back to the kitchen...

Women these days... shameful shameful

cdiadia December 8 2006, 18:07:57 UTC

Ummm that's a big no to all that was said. And don't call me women, I do what I want. haha

little_ersatz December 9 2006, 23:56:01 UTC

You know how they say the greates task the devil has done was to convince people that he was not real? The greatest task man has completed was convincing women they have rights... Both untrue and both grant great power! It is time to sell thoes shoes get to the kitchen and realize the truth... besides I think that gold would go very well with your skin tone!

little_ersatz December 10 2006, 16:58:18 UTC

LOL, this is great. Please continue...

-Josh

cdiadia December 11 2006, 01:49:13 UTC

Ok a couple of things,
a. Bikinis aren't my thing.
b. I'm not a dog.
c. It doesn't matter if gold goes with my skin tone. I like silver better than gold.
d. Me + kitchen = a very large mess.
e. Like I said before, I do what I want.

little_ersatz December 11 2006, 06:04:38 UTC

Claudia, I really have let you down as a roommate. There are a few things I wish to teach you now to make up for that. First, it is an honor to be compared to that movie so suck it up and like it, Second, no one ever said you were a dog, third, silver will not work well with you it will blend in to much causing you to be completley washed out gold will make you pop and make heads turn, fourth, It is ok if you suck in the kitchen as long as you can do well in the other place women are allowed... and Fifth, keep living in dreamland sweets but some day you will wake up... I will quote the great Tom Moore for this one when speaking about the role of women this is his outlook "Kitchen, Children, Church." So have a great night, take good care of that man of yours and tomorrow we can start shopping for that new outfit!