you sounds like an infomercial, and if you sign up today, we'll give you a toaster absolutely FREE, that's a 6 dollar value for only 5 monthly payments of 99.95.
"Hi, I'm Jenny, and after signing up for this accounting course I have increased my income by 5 dollars last month, and this month looks even better" *cheap smile*
But wait, THERE'S MORE!!! Call within the next 30 minutes and you DON'T have to PAY ANY S&H because we aren't going to send you anything!!! SO why wait, call today!
Jenny - "I'm glad I did!" *cheap smile*
disclaimer - Rules and conditions apply. S&H will still be charged directly to your credit card for the free toaster. NO returns and customer satisfaction is NOT guaranteed NOR was it mentioned in this ad.
aww.. i light up your day... that made my heart tickle.
I don't think I would make it living the stand-up lifestyle. Plus I'm not black, so I need to find another niche.
why would I commit suicide? to mock all the people who attempted suicide? so they can be like, " ohh, just cause you can actually kill yourself you gotta go and show the rest of us, cocky fuck."
:) that's how you make a smile, not ;) wtf is that, one eye is fucked up, what if someone with only one eye were to see that. To all the one eyed people out there, please forgive my poor friend Jenny, she does not understand what it's like to have one eye.
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what type of materials and classes?
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typical accounting principles.
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i barely have time to do anything anymore with all the freaking homework i have.
i just have to cut them out and send it.
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"Hi, I'm Jenny, and after signing up for this accounting course I have increased my income by 5 dollars last month, and this month looks even better" *cheap smile*
But wait, THERE'S MORE!!! Call within the next 30 minutes and you DON'T have to PAY ANY S&H because we aren't going to send you anything!!! SO why wait, call today!
Jenny - "I'm glad I did!" *cheap smile*
disclaimer - Rules and conditions apply. S&H will still be charged directly to your credit card for the free toaster. NO returns and customer satisfaction is NOT guaranteed NOR was it mentioned in this ad.
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you should really do stand-up.
and after that, maybe commit suicide.
just a thought ;)
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I don't think I would make it living the stand-up lifestyle. Plus I'm not black, so I need to find another niche.
why would I commit suicide? to mock all the people who attempted suicide? so they can be like, " ohh, just cause you can actually kill yourself you gotta go and show the rest of us, cocky fuck."
:) that's how you make a smile, not ;) wtf is that, one eye is fucked up, what if someone with only one eye were to see that. To all the one eyed people out there, please forgive my poor friend Jenny, she does not understand what it's like to have one eye.
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;) is the smile-wink.
god!
you are far more computer illiterate than i had expected.
:)
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