I don't ask for much God...

[germfcker999]

But please PLEASE let me pass my drug test tomorrow!
I promise to stop watching porn for 2 weeks if you make this happen.
I NEED that job.

kthanks.

Everyone pray for me, seriously.

-Jenny Asian

Comments

[ohsosecert]

?! Why wouldn't you pass?!!!

[germfcker999]

...mushrooms.
which i guess aren't usually detected in standard urine tests anyway :]

[whateverrrduude]

it would just show up as food poisoning

[germfcker999]

it actually doesn't show up at all in most urine tests. they dont test for the chemicals in mushrooms i guess. yay for me :]

[whateverrrduude]

luckkyyy. id do shrooms but david thinks its stupid and will get upset if i do it cuz i guess people can die off of it?

[germfcker999]

um, no not really.
it's not fatal.
i mean, i guess it's possible to die from it if you trip so hard you kill yourself, but for the most part, i don't think it'll kill you.

they're fun though. just don't do it if you're stressed out or depressed.