Late at night as I lay down to sleep ( Read more... )

Ok....real quick i have a confession: Sex is on my mind for about 75% of the day--no joke, no fake. WHAT THE HELL. i do NOT have testosterone, why am i constantly thinking dirty thoughts! Ughh...i swear i am the only girl who thinks about sex so much. I'm awkward.

HANOI ROCKS RULEZ!!! AHHHH!!! <3

I think i'm going through a phase...one of those phases that make you question who you are, what you want, what you want to be...or rather, who you want to be. So many things circulate in my mind and i can't make sense of any of it, and what's worse, i don't know where it came from ( Read more... )

...and i'm, i'm so all alone.

HEY FUCK DICK ASSHOLE BIKER COPS WHO GIVE YOU CITATIONS FOR "NOT WEARING YOUR SEATBELT APPROPRIATELY". YEA I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU MR. MORKOS. I HOPE YOU CRASH INTO A GASOLINE TRUCK AND IT BLOWS YOU TO BITS YOU COCKSUCKING DIRTBAG. GO FIND A REAL JOB INSTEAD OF GETTING OFF ON PEOPLE'S MISERY ( Read more... )

So Plato's Closet(my place of employment) has an Assistant Manager position open and it only requires 20 hours a week and it pays freaking $9/hr! I'm totally applying for it and i think i have a fairly good chance at getting the spot seeing as i pretty much act as an assistant manager right now anyway. And i calculated my would-be monthly income of ( Read more... )

I've been hearing sirens going by on and off for a good 1.5 hours now. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!

I got a 100% on my FUCKING essay, whaaa!!!
i thought i would do terrible on it.
yayyyyyyyyyy!!!!

P.s. THANKS SHAUNNNNNNN!

Haha, last night i was listening to some super old mix cds i had from 8th grade and freshman year. Haha....what the hell was i thinking???? I could mention a few songs that were on the mix, but i don't want to go and ruin my reputation of being a supreme badass.

Hey to everyone who sucks and doesn't dress up for the sweetest holiday of the year, i hate you.

Well I'm cool and hip and dressed up. Jenn and I were hotass glam rockers.


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