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[gerontiustook]

Lord Elrohir, your PENIS appears to be for the most part irrelevant. Almost, one might say, insignificant. I certainly don't perceive it as a threat. So if you want to go around adding towns and municipalities to it like you add those slightly sticky Hermoine Granger doubles to your Harry Potter Topps Series card album, feel free to do so. But

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[adamantachubb]

*comes sweeping onto the porch with a fan*

Well, I suppose we won't have to worry ourselves about that little ole PENIS now, will we, Tookie? You told him, darling, and I'm sure he knows his place now! *beams at him proudly for a moment before returning to her distant stare*