My Year in Status Updates
These are all statuses from 2009 starting in January up through 12/31. These are my favourites from the year and I hope you all enjoyed them as much as I did! :D Lets see if 2010 will be just as fun! :D
is saying HAPPY NEW YEARS! and FUCK YOU 2008! :D
says: "WMLU's new motto: 'They might say 'Wow! That sucks!' but at least they'll say 'Wow!'"
"WMLU's New Motto (take 2): "You can't stop the signal ML."
thinks that people should have stuff proofread before they submit it; WMLU Motto (Take 3): "Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam" (I'll either find a way or make one!)
why people are content to just live with the status quo (like say, in the government) and not change things? If something sucks, fix it!
says "In matters of style, swim with the current...in matters of principle, a rock is a hard place."
is root! If you see him laughing, you better have a backup!
is wondering if anyone has ever had a class so frustrating you feel that kicking a wall for 50 min would be a better use of time?
is thinking "A world without walls means the Windows will crash!"
Hello boys and girls! I'm baaaaaaaack! >:D
says "Head meet Desk. Desk meet Head. Repeat until unconscious." Going to smack an idiot tomorrow who is messing with money. Arrgh!
You can always tell a good Friday by the time you get in on Saturday. Back home, great night with friends. I love life sometimes! :D
just saw Star Trek...OMG it is a good movie AND a good Star Trek movie...Live Long and Prosper! *where are my Spock ears?"
Aren't fringe groups lovely? The anti-abortion fanatics are as bad as Westover Baptist Church homophobes/haters. No A/C in Hell for ya guys!
"Cry me river, build me a bridge, get the fuck over it, and demo that sucker." -Me; "Pain is temporary, glory is forever, chicks dig scars."
LOL....I believe this describes me: Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - stoned or medicated...I'm a cheerful asshole thanks to Lexapro!
I find it hilarious and oddly ironic that Rachel Maddow is in waders since this crap is going to get deeper and its already thigh level! :D
Best bulletin misquote EVER: "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help." Appropriate no? Rappahannock today for Scouts.
To borrow a John Ringo phrase: "Welcome to Historic Fredsricksburg!. Now where is an ACS when I need one? Or a SheVa! ;)
Coming out of the bathroom he went "I don't know if I need a cigarette or to file a police report! Felt like I wrestled an assailant!"
"If you are nomal the crowd will accept you, if you are deranged the crowd will make you its leader." Titus
"We dysfunctional people know when the shit is about to hit the fan, so we step to the side of the fan." - Titus
It is done...*plays Taps for a good cat*...and she went out with a "zombie kittie joke." People who know me know that is appropriate.
At Roanoke Civic Center for Jeff Dunham, in nosebleed section...need oxygen and send sherpas! Show starts soon, home around 9 or 10.
I hope the idiot who set off the fire extinguisher in the elevator suffocated if not he will when I shove his head up his ass.
Theo as R. Lee Ermy: "You are the spawn of me shitting in your mother's vagina, you did not come from my loins!"
For Socrates, the glass was neither half full nor half empty, it was fucking hemlock so he was screwed either day. My day in a nutshell.
You know, I don't remember if Obama pardoned a turkey this year...I mean so many to choose from: Palin, Steele, Rush, Hannity, Insurance...
"I got an idea. How 'bout you take off your baby diaper, put down your baby foo-foo, AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!?" -Eddie
Ok, which one of you assholes put the old Chinese curse on me: "May you live an interesting life?" Fess up so I can "thank" you for it. >:D
*sigh* Just gotta pass Calculus, just gotta pass Calculus...*passes out, head down, being derived by my own book*
is saying HAPPY NEW YEARS! and FUCK YOU 2008! :D
says: "WMLU's new motto: 'They might say 'Wow! That sucks!' but at least they'll say 'Wow!'"
"WMLU's New Motto (take 2): "You can't stop the signal ML."
thinks that people should have stuff proofread before they submit it; WMLU Motto (Take 3): "Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam" (I'll either find a way or make one!)
why people are content to just live with the status quo (like say, in the government) and not change things? If something sucks, fix it!
says "In matters of style, swim with the current...in matters of principle, a rock is a hard place."
is root! If you see him laughing, you better have a backup!
is wondering if anyone has ever had a class so frustrating you feel that kicking a wall for 50 min would be a better use of time?
is thinking "A world without walls means the Windows will crash!"
Hello boys and girls! I'm baaaaaaaack! >:D
says "Head meet Desk. Desk meet Head. Repeat until unconscious." Going to smack an idiot tomorrow who is messing with money. Arrgh!
You can always tell a good Friday by the time you get in on Saturday. Back home, great night with friends. I love life sometimes! :D
just saw Star Trek...OMG it is a good movie AND a good Star Trek movie...Live Long and Prosper! *where are my Spock ears?"
Aren't fringe groups lovely? The anti-abortion fanatics are as bad as Westover Baptist Church homophobes/haters. No A/C in Hell for ya guys!
"Cry me river, build me a bridge, get the fuck over it, and demo that sucker." -Me; "Pain is temporary, glory is forever, chicks dig scars."
LOL....I believe this describes me: Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - stoned or medicated...I'm a cheerful asshole thanks to Lexapro!
I find it hilarious and oddly ironic that Rachel Maddow is in waders since this crap is going to get deeper and its already thigh level! :D
Best bulletin misquote EVER: "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help." Appropriate no? Rappahannock today for Scouts.
To borrow a John Ringo phrase: "Welcome to Historic Fredsricksburg!. Now where is an ACS when I need one? Or a SheVa! ;)
Coming out of the bathroom he went "I don't know if I need a cigarette or to file a police report! Felt like I wrestled an assailant!"
"If you are nomal the crowd will accept you, if you are deranged the crowd will make you its leader." Titus
"We dysfunctional people know when the shit is about to hit the fan, so we step to the side of the fan." - Titus
It is done...*plays Taps for a good cat*...and she went out with a "zombie kittie joke." People who know me know that is appropriate.
At Roanoke Civic Center for Jeff Dunham, in nosebleed section...need oxygen and send sherpas! Show starts soon, home around 9 or 10.
I hope the idiot who set off the fire extinguisher in the elevator suffocated if not he will when I shove his head up his ass.
Theo as R. Lee Ermy: "You are the spawn of me shitting in your mother's vagina, you did not come from my loins!"
For Socrates, the glass was neither half full nor half empty, it was fucking hemlock so he was screwed either day. My day in a nutshell.
You know, I don't remember if Obama pardoned a turkey this year...I mean so many to choose from: Palin, Steele, Rush, Hannity, Insurance...
"I got an idea. How 'bout you take off your baby diaper, put down your baby foo-foo, AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!?" -Eddie
Ok, which one of you assholes put the old Chinese curse on me: "May you live an interesting life?" Fess up so I can "thank" you for it. >:D
*sigh* Just gotta pass Calculus, just gotta pass Calculus...*passes out, head down, being derived by my own book*