I am an asshole

[gershwyn]

to be reviving my long dead LJ just to post this stupid meme. But! ... you'll see why.

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"You don't have to choke it down just to keep me company."

Bwahahahaha.

Comments

[briseur]

Hence, if the motion of the hands is known throughout the swing, the motion of the bat can be determined uniquely.

You're right, totally worth it.

[gershwyn]

So mine's about choking down and yours is about choking up? Interesting.

[sunshyn689]

"his rates seemed to be based on a sliding scale of some sort"

O.o sounds like it could be an interesting year

[gershwyn]

I've always operated on a sliding scale. It's just a very complicated scale.

These are all hilarious - I wonder how much of it is luck and how much is just the fact that you can make anything dirty in the right context.