I have keys to the new place. The landlord is over there now, doing some last minute cleaning and such. All my utilities are switched over, and I changed the billing address on my bank accounts and credit cards. Operation move-my-shit-three-blocks will commence in an hour or two. (It would probably go a little smoother if I could find my key to the ( Read more... )

(I've had that song in my head all day. At work, someone's email address was carmina burana.. and it just went from there ( Read more... )

I have an apartment! It is small but cute! I go to sign the lease at 1:30 ( Read more... )

Yet another reason I love my mom:

"who the hell has that damn [Bright Eyes] song as their ringtone??!!

Meme time....

The first 5 people who comment on this receive an inexpensive gift from me. You can make requests, but it's not gonna be fancy. Also, no guarantees as to when you will actually receive said gift, so your patience will be required.

So, drunk and happy. Had some sausage, though not my first choice thereof. The waitress at the pretentious bar fucked up everything but we still tipped her well. The girl whose cab I rode home in had just had to forcibly eject her previous passenger who kept offering her $20 for a blow job. I tipped her even better (question: if it's so important ( Read more... )

Yay: We're getting a retirement plan benefit with an employer match ( Read more... )

1. There is coffee, but there is no sugar. Argh!

2. Apparently I was supposed to open this morning. Who knew?

3. I am also wearing jeans on a day that's business casual. Again... no one tells me these things. I kind of hope they send me home to change (so I can put sugar in my coffee.)

Wednesday morning I was picked up by my cousin, her friend, and a Cocker Spaniel / Poodle mix named Romeo to head up toward my aunt's camp on Lake Caspian. Unfortunately, my cousin was very very under the weather (we think it may have been alcohol poisoning, actually) after having a little too much of a scorpion bowl the night before. She slept ( Read more... )

So my aunt sent this e-mail where you use the letters of your name to find out your stripper name. And all day at work we were bouncing e-mail back and forth. Just in case you were ever interested in a glimpse into my family dynamic, here are some snippets of this ongoing dialogue ( Read more... )