ye harr ( Read more... )

woke up and drank two cups of pipin hot.

stepped on melody and cleaned the mess.

watered the plants and blasted the blender.

showered the fuzz and combed the rat nest.

made some calls and saw my credit balance.

talked to evans and roland gonsalez quick

maybe there a party at llano river place.

yeah you know who you are all secretive and casual behind your "nick ( Read more... )

How to make a gertblanston
Ingredients:

1 part anger

1 part ambition

1 part leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

i'm looking for a cat.
i got the tools

hey
i ordered my uniform back in march

and still do not have
them.
i'm having a series of strokes evr since
last weekends marathon
yr gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!

so last nite i was with these guys and girls from school and someone mentioned more beer....the conversation dwindled and so i said" hey..what do you fucks wanna do now ( Read more... )

hey campers ( Read more... )

well we got this cat and melody saved it by picking all the fleas and ticks off it's 1 oz body and giving it several baths ( Read more... )

i found this 90 lb girl and we get along.

yerp.
slitkle, gertle bom.
slowper
mayofliest gotta goo googoo

well farewell to france and hello australia..
it appars as though this is thje only locale in the globe that offers me a masters in culinary arts.
so in few months i'll be there in syndney.
g'day motherfucker.