I haven't done much, now have I?

[jasonecaesar]

(x) means I have never, (_) means I have.

(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK

(x) I HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT

(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

(x) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX

(x) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIENDS CAR

(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN

(_) I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI

(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD ANAL SEX

(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE

(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX

(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC

(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DUMPED

(X) I HAVE NEVER SHOPLIFTED

(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FIRED

(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT

(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME

(x) I HAVE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE

(x) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)

(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING

(X) I HAVE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (I'm sure I have, but not in recent memory.)

(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX

(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED

(x) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER

(x) I HAVE NEVER STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB

(x) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE

(X) I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE

(x) I HAVE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND

(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER

(x) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS

(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE

(x) I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL

(x) I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER

(X) I HAVE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE

(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE

(x) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN MARRIED

(x) I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN DIVORCED

(x) I HAVE NEVER HAD CHILDREN

(x) I HAVE NEVER BROKEN A BONE