I don't think you have to tell her that her essay sucks, but I do suggest that you sit her down nice and relaxed, you maybe want to wait until after class, grab her hand and in a soft voice say to her...
"Listen Honey, I've been thinking it over and to tell you the truth I really think that you...yeah you, your just a sucker at life. Well to put it in better terms your more of a Lame-O, an under achiever if you will. But you don't have to worry sweetie because thanks to the government you will be provided with some of the best programs a person can be offered in this great city, like Welfare or Health Partners, or maybe...just maybe if your lucky enough SSI. OOH honey don't cry, your not at blame for all of this, we can point the finger at your mother for raising a loser like you!"
LOLOL!!! yall dumb. i fucking miss yall and love yall so fucking much. man, wtf we need to hangout. fucking shitheads (and i say that with all the love i hold in my broken up heart!!!) love love love yall!!
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"Listen Honey, I've been thinking it over and to tell you the truth I really think that you...yeah you, your just a sucker at life. Well to put it in better terms your more of a Lame-O, an under achiever if you will. But you don't have to worry sweetie because thanks to the government you will be provided with some of the best programs a person can be offered in this great city, like Welfare or Health Partners, or maybe...just maybe if your lucky enough SSI. OOH honey don't cry, your not at blame for all of this, we can point the finger at your mother for raising a loser like you!"
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I can't stop laughing!!
Damnit marry me.
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i fucking miss yall and love yall so fucking much.
man, wtf we need to hangout. fucking shitheads (and i say that with all the love i hold in my broken up heart!!!) love love love yall!!
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