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wow that is totally totally fucked. i just wrote this really long post about crap that was probably my most interesting post for a while and i went to type a capital and i must have pressed some series of codes becuse the page went to the homepage, therfore deleting my entire post. fuck that. i hope you fucking get aids. now no body will know the ( Read more... )

guess who decided it would be a good idea to have a midori splice cocktail after drinking copious amounts of beer and $1 cruisers and then proceed to puke all over the floor of the casino while trying to make a harry dash for the toilets ( Read more... )

Haley was always such a good girl. Her parents adored her, and she had many friends. When Haley was born the doctors said she would be the most beautiful girl in the world. Everyone agreed. One fine day in October Haley was on her way to school when she met a peculiar boy. The boy was quite shriveled and seemed rather meek. Haley’s blonde hair ( Read more... )

imagine you're standing in a room with thousands of people. its really warm so you're sweating quite alot. there are many multicoloured lights shining in all directions, and it fasinates you because you've been smoking that wacky weed. the lights go off and a familiar afroed ninja appears on a giant screen, he does his thang and cracks his head. ( Read more... )

Luke, this one is for you buddy ( Read more... )

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SUPER DRUNK POWER ( Read more... )

these are the things that make it seem like we're breathing underwater ( Read more... )

hahahaha, i only have one word to say. crumbs. what a fucking mad cunt. last night my jaw hurt from laughing so much at that fucking guy. he fucked up so much shit. wheelie bins and signs, all because of a girl. hahahaha crumbs you are the man. oh man was that guy drunk or what. its kinda really weird to watch crumbs and flynn talk about xloves ( Read more... )