Prompt Masterlist
Hi everyone! This is the master list of prompts. All in all, there are almost four hundred to choose from! Thank you to everyone who contributed.
We dropped some duplicate prompts, so if you can't find yours, that might be why. If you submitted a prompt before the deadline and we missed it, let us know and we'll add it as quickly as we can. If anything else is messed up, let us know.
Here's how this will work:
Slash
HOUSE/WILSON
001. House/Wilson -- House has fallen and he can't get up. - claimed by slipstream_chan
002. House/Wilson -- Wilson off his meds but suspiciously calm. House spies and Wilson moans. House is intrigued ... and turned on.
003. House/Wilson -- House is bored. Wilson is depressed. House obtains tank of laughing gas to amuse them both. High!sex. - claimed by ladymurha
004. House/Wilson -- Wilson cries. House kisses him to shut him up. Things go from there. - claimed by scalpels_clamps
005. House/Wilson -- featuring: office sex and a voyeuristic Nurse Brenda. Double points if you can work in suddenly NotEvil!Nurse Brenda (at least to House), a suspicious Cuddy, and NurseBrenda/Cuddy. - claimed by serotonin_storm
006. House/Wilson -- House needs to be punished for his betrayals (after either the Vogler arc or the Tritter arc).
007. House/Wilson -- House cannot resist how sexy Wilson is when he sleeps. Pref. non-established and on the couch. - claimed by beren_sama
008. House/Wilson -- established relationship. There's a heat wave in New Jersey, so somebody has the idea of creatively using ice cubes. - claimed by straymusings
009. House/Wilson -- “Are we roleplaying? Am I you? I don’t want to be you.” “Who DO you want to be then?”
010. House/Wilson -- Their relationship/sex life is suffering; Wilson and a reluctant House visit a sex therapist for help, with fabulous results.
011. House/Wilson -- A story that includes the two of them dancing together, because pre-infarction House *has* to be a mind-hotting dancer.
012. House/Wilson -- Rocky Horror Picture Show - claimed by 1lostone
013. House/Wilson -- male stripper.
014. House/Wilson -- sex in an airplane. - claimed by nemesishamartia
015. House/Wilson -- Wilson had an overdose of Viagra and attempts to deal with it... (poor House).
016. House/Wilson -- arguing in a public toilet about who might be bigger... (*waves ruler*) - claimed by nemesishamartia
017. House/Wilson -- H and W play the "You Know How I Know You're Gay?" game (as to be seen here).
018. House/Wilson -- February 1st is Hug-a-Jew day (apparently). House celebrates with great enthusiasm. - claimed by causticchick
019. House/Wilson -- wedding night; bonus points if a desperate Cameron makes an appearance. - claimed by hwshipper
020. House/Wilson -- House surprise kisses/jumps/molests Wilson in the hospital, who is very surprised, House tries to pass it off as a joke-- take it from there. - claimed by nemesishamartia
021. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets tired of House's snark, and wants to shut him up.
022. House/Wilson -- Either House or Wilson (or both?) somehow ends up on truth serum and ends up admitting to things they themself(ves) didn't know.
023. House/Wilson -- Physical fight leading to physical love.
024. House/Wilson -- During a conference meeting, in which House gets pressed to attend, too, our doctor buddies get bored. Good for them that decades ago, they came up with their own discrete sign language, and even though Wilson acts as if he didn't notice, House knows he likes what he's got to tell him. - claimed by nemesishamartia
025. House/Wilson -- a Comedy: Poor Kutner has the worst (best?) kind of luck. He keeps walking in on House and Wilson when the boys are busy (groping one another, fixing House's collar, bent over a table to look at something, kissing, or whatever...) and Kutner tries to tell anyone who will listen that these two are having a relationship, but no one takes him seriously. (Bonus points if he gets so fed up that he tries to drag one of the original ducklings back to "witness" something, only to find that House and Wilson are now just having lunch or some other "innocent" activity.) - claimed by usomitai
026. House/Wilson -- While everyone else notices how much Amber is like House, House notices how much Wilson resembles Stacy... - claimed by analytical_47
027. House/Wilson -- "It's not about us. It's just about that."
028. House/Wilson -- "It's going to get a hell of a lot harder now. Do not say that's what she said, or I'm going to snap it off."
029. House/Wilson -- "There are so many things I hate about you right now." - claimed by scalpels_clamps
030. House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents don't like House one bit.
031. House/Wilson -- "Honestly, House, you'd do anything to steal my lunch! Well, you would do anything to make me eat better, pack better ones!"
032. House/Wilson -- House learns that Wilson, too, speaks more than one language and is properly turned on by it. - claimed by analytical_47
033. House/Wilson (Wilson/OMC optional) -- Someone who looks exactly like House is wandering around the hospital for no apparent reason and keeps being mistaken for the cranky doctor, except for the fact that he’s smiling. Wilson, thinking this is House, finds himself fascinated.
034. House/Wilson -- either or both having sex with stuffed animals out of curiosity.
035. House/Wilson -- either or both using fleshlight[s].
036. House/Wilson -- either getting desperate and using a vacuum cleaner to try and get off; either they succeed, or find each other for the real thing.
037. House/Wilson -- Guitar Hero III is sexy. Show us. - claimed by mandibug
038. House/Wilson -- adult video shopping, with no dialog. - claimed by radiobroadcast
039. House/Wilson -- either WWII or Vietnam AU in which there is Commanding Officer and/or medic sex. - claimed by atalentea
040. House/Wilson -- House witness his best friend having sex with his female assistant. Later he gives Wilson several pointers (by demonstrating on Wilson’s body). - claimed by lilapaddy
041. House/Wilson -- closing sale at "World of Sex" and the guys can't wait to try out their new toys.
042. House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents find out, not in the way Wilson would have liked to tell them. - claimed by nemesishamartia
043. House/Wilson -- role play. dom!Wilson wants a callboy: House.
044. House/Wilson -- based on DIY Sheep's "One Blind House" - their first time after those events - possibly angst, but not a must.
045. House/Wilson -- 3 ways the new ducklings find out. - claimed by elladarcy
046. House/Wilson -- doing something really dirty with (probably dirty) kitchen stuff. - claimed by hibernia1
047. House/Wilson -- House gets turned on by Wilson wearing his clothes. - claimed by sodiumbisulfite
048. House/Wilson -- Sex at work, stumbled upon by Kutner. - claimed by lilapaddy
049. House/Wilson -- Wilson discovers House's restraint kink. - claimed by brynnamorgan
050. House/Wilson -- House gets off on Wilson's dirty talk in public, without anyone knowing. - claimed by tns0ulm8
051. House/Wilson -- House finds out about Wilson's kinky college days (those crazy Canadians, they'll do anything).
052. House/Wilson -- If House steals Wilson's clothes from the locker room, he'll have to wear those scrubs home.
053. House/Wilson -- They independently decide to explore dating men, and end up on a blind date with each other. - claimed by imfreakinorange
054. House/Wilson -- House sexually harasses Wilson. Wilson ends up liking it a lot...
055. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets jealous of House's cane.
056. House/Wilson -- Per Bonnie, if you want Wilson to be more than your good friend, you're going to have to jump him.
057. House/Wilson -- The Volvo is a very safe, respectable car and that can't go unchallenged...
058. House/Wilson -- Wilson is horny and fed up and they're both somewhat tipsy and watching TV on the sofa. Wilson just decides "What the hell" and puts his hand on House's knee ... then slowly moves up his thigh, etc. How will this end? - claimed by wihluta
059. House/Wilson -- House catches Wilson checking out one of the male nurses and decides to take advantage of it.
060. House/Wilson -- The first time House has sex after his infarction. - claimed by hwshipper
061. House/Wilson -- Wilson befriends the tranny nurse, who is awesome and who sells Wilson on the idea of banging House. - claimed by phinnia
062. House/Wilson -- Watching TV and are turned on by something that is not sexy (show or ad).
063. House/Wilson -- First time, Wilson tops.
064. House/Wilson -- Handkerchief Code; bonus if someone else notices without being told. - claimed by arhh
065. House/Wilson -- established relationship, latex glove is used when they run out of condoms.
066. House/Wilson -- Wilson is dropping hints. House appears oblivious. Wilson drops subtlety; House still appears oblivious... though he's not surprised when Wilson finally jumps him. - claimed by nemesishamartia
067. House/Wilson -- Wilson is afraid of House's motorcycle. House teaches him there's no reason for that. Motorcycle!sex ensues. - claimed by l57371
068. House/Wilson -- House loses his motorcycle to Wilson at poker. He starts planning in order to get it back.
069. House/Wilson -- first time with a dildo. - claimed by triedunture
070. House/Wilson -- rimming. Wilson wants to try it, House is skeptic but in the end caves -- and likes it a lot.
071. House/Wilson -- Smut that takes place before the Ketamine treatment wears off and House still has full use of his leg. Unusual positions are a plus! - claimed by magie_05
072. House/Wilson -- assertive!Wilson suddenly makes a move on House, topping. House finds he's not at all averse to the idea...
073. House/Wilson -- Wilson has a tattoo. When House finds out, he is turned on. He hopes hearing the story behind it would make the arousal go away, but instead it's worse. - claimed by l57371
074. House/Wilson -- a summer holiday at the sea -- a really hot summer!
075. House/Wilson -- Remember in House vs. God when House said, “I keep a sock in my pants”? He actually doesn’t use his own socks. He steals Wilson’s. - claimed by sexy-severus
076. House/Wilson -- Going with House's well-you-told-me-to explanation in 97 Seconds... At some point Wilson messes something up and snaps, "Oh fuck me." House obliges.
077. House/Wilson: House makes a study of Wilson's eyebrows. And then the rest of him.
078. House/Wilson -- House finds out that Wilson once performed in a porn movie when he was a student. - claimed by radiobroadcast
079. House/Wilson -- Wilson is replaced by an alien who misinterprets the two doctors' relationship and thinks that House is the oncologist's "mate". The copy takes Jimmy's place to get hold of what its species considers the earth's greatest medical mind's genes.
080. House/Wilson -- House ends up invisible (Tom and Jerry invisible-ink style) and plays naughty tricks on Wilson while he's attending a board meeting.
081. House/Wilson -- House isn't leaving Wilson alone no matter what does, so he tries to ignore House and read an article all the way through foreplay, the sexual act itself, climax and afterglow. - claimed by causticchick
082. House/Wilson, House/OMC -- House meets an almost likable, certainly fuckable guy with an obviously false name (John Smith or something), with whom House starts a sort of sex relationship. When House suggests a threesome, Wilson is shocked to find out that his friend/lover sleeps with his younger brother.
083. House/Wilson -- One day he decides to tell Wilson about his escapades in Shinjuku Nichome during his stay in Japan as a teen.
084. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets fed up with House. Angry/Hate!sex ensues.
085. House/Wilson -- Sex in public, with or without getting caught. - claimed by fry_addict
086. House/Wilson -- While imitating a stupid clinic patient, House accidentally finds out that Wilson is turned on by certain accents. He tries to slip in different ones during their conversations, which result in different reactions, until he "hits the spot", so to speak.
087. House/Wilson -- "I'll do anything," he said, "so long as it turns you on."
088. House/Wilson -- Wilson develops a thing for House's voice. After they get together, Wilson challenges House to get him off by talking, without ever touching him. House takes this challenge very, very seriously.
089. House/Wilson -- House has sex with a dead Wilson.
090. House/Wilson -- discipline fic! Wilson is always referring to House as a child, so he finally treats him like one and gives him some much-needed discipline. Turns out, it turns them both on.
091. House/Wilson -- House wants to be forced. - claimed by recrudescene
092. House/Wilson -- dom!Wilson has finally had enough and is willing to hurt House a little. Not necessarily consensual. Rough talk a plus.
093. House/Wilson -- dirty talk. Wilson calls House his bitch, and House doesn't deny it.
094. House/Wilson -- casual rough sex. Must include piano in House's apartment.
095. House/Wilson -- punishment/apology sex for the Tritter debacle, you decide who is the one apologizing. - claimed by ralaegidius
096. House/Wilson -- "I always thought you'd end up pinning me to a wall. But this wasn't what I was expecting." (Don't have to use that line.) - claimed by beren_sama
097. House/Wilson -- pirate sex! - claimed by ladymurha
098. House/Wilson -- sex toys.
099. House/Wilson -- foot fetish.
100. House/Wilson -- after Wilson saws through House's cane (in S2), House retaliates, and the pranks they play on each other get progressively more kinky. - claimed by ace_of_spades6
101. House/Wilson -- Queer as Folk crossover. Pre-infarction dirty dancing at a dark club in Philly called Babylon. Of course sweaty sex follows in the "bath house" in the back.
102. House/Wilson -- House is in the rehab swimming pool at PPTH late one night doing a few laps. Wilson stumbles upon him. Sex in swimming pool follows.
103. House/Wilson -- AU vampire!sex. - claimed by bironic
104. House/Wilson -- Wilson is having phone sex with ??? when House walks in the apartment. Odd Couple Arc.
105. House/Wilson -- House postulates that Wilson takes so much crap from him because he likes being dominated. House tests theory in stages. Wilson reacts predictably. House implements last stage. Wilson acts unpredictably... very, very unpredictably.
106. House/Wilson -- how they met. - claimed by slipstream_chan
107. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use.
108. House/Wilson -- the expression on House's face when Julie says "sex with James is amazing" is totally priceless. He just can't resist finding out for himself, can he?
109. House/Wilson -- fed up with Wilson's nagging, House declares that he will cut down on Vicodin, but he will need another form of pain treatment - and he prefers blow jobs. To his shock, horror and something uncomfortably close to ecstasy, Wilson agrees.
110. House/Wilson -- Wilson under House's new desk giving lil' Greg a great big kiss. Do they get caught or not? - claimed by nemesishamartia
111. House/Wilson -- established relationship. Been together so long things are slowly getting boring in the bedroom, House takes it upon himself to seduce Wilson all over again. Wilson approves.
112. House/Wilson -- established relationship. House and Wilson have a "getting in the mood" song. One (or both) of them hears it at work, body parts won't calm down, trouble ensues… or office sex ;) - claimed by ace_of_spades6
113. House/Wilson -- Wilson keeps extra blankets and pillows in his office for a reason. Makeshift bed, anyone?
114. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson get trapped up on the balcony/top floor of PPTH. Janitor guy won't be around till morning. It gets cold, of course sex under the stars ensues. - claimed by alex51324
115. House/Wilson -- Cuddy watches (and directs), Wilson topping House. - claimed by paper_tzipporah
116. House/Wilson -- watching lesbian porn.
117. House/Wilson -- someone put amphetamines in the coffee.
118. House/Wilson -- a dirty job (but someone's gotta do it). (Crossover with Dirty Jobs encouraged.)
119. House/Wilson -- House fears that the Vicodin might be affecting lil' House. He asks Wilson for some help, because there is no way in hell Gregory House could ever have ED. Ever. claimed by imfreakinorange
120. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson must share a hotel room. With only one bed. claimed by sodiumbisulfite
121. House/Wilson -- already in a relationship with House, Wilson wins a bet and gets to tie him up and blindfold him. From House's perspective. How being tied up relates to past relationships, his personality, and maybe his abusive father is welcome, but there has to be "happy ending" if you catch my drift. Hot wax, ice cubes, chocolate syrup... Go nuts. - claimed by phinnia
HOUSE/CHASE
122. House/Chase -- Spanking and bondage. Chase is the top (in control but not aggressive).
123. House/Chase -- House accidentally found Chase porn. Yep, Chase in porn. How would he treat Chase after he saw it? - claimed by quack3790
124. House/Chase -- AU. Chase is not a doctor and House and Chase have sex - one night stand, maybe? - by chance. Afterwards, House finds Chase in the hospital - clinic, maybe? - and is interested in him.
125. House/Chase -- House is in love with Chase. Chase just wants someone to be in love with him.
126. House/Chase -- Consensual bondage, no pain. And white chocolate. And sheets of Egyptian cotton. (Literally, not the song.)
127. House/Chase -- Chase gets rimmed, and a full body wax, and comes without having his cock touched. (Not necessarily in that order.) House likes to talk dirty.
128. House/Chase -- cane sex. Consensual or not.
129. House/Chase -- Before season 4. House has Chase wear a buttplug at work (unbeknownst to Cameron and Foreman). At night, the two men have fun taking it out.
130. House/Chase -- After being fired and then hired as a surgeon (season 4), Chase starts sexually harassing House. Bonus points for making House really embarrassed. - claimed by thebetch
131. sorta-House/Chase -- Chase is masturbating, alone, and can't keep his thoughts away from House. This could be an "OMG, I'm bi" angst-fest, or something fluffy. May or may not end up with the two of them actually together. - claimed by captain_lubey
132. House/Chase -- House finds out some deep dark secret about Chase and makes it all better with some loving. - claimed by ookaminoai
133. House/Chase -- Someone is a Bon Jovi fan. Bonus points for every song title you cleverly work into the fic. - claimed by jikkety
134. House/Chase -- Chase finally gets to top. - claimed by scotlandaussie
135. House/Chase -- "You've learned all you can from me." Chase shows up for one final lesson.
136. House/Chase -- post "Human Error," angsty sex.
137. House/Chase -- a chess game.
138. House/Chase -- consensual but rough sex, House topping, with lots of tugging of Chase's pretty hair. - claimed by ladymurha
139. House/Chase -- (if anyone can do this seriously...) Chase is forced into prostitution, and House hires a hooker. You do the math. - claimed by missloaf
140. House/Chase -- hurt/comfort after Chase's father leaves in S1.
WILSON/CHASE
141. Wilson/Chase -- House is suddenly secretive, Wilson and Chase both want answers, both think the other knows why.
142. Wilson/Chase -- Wilson makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase (punching him or firing him, your pick).
143. Wilson/Chase -- House is in rehab; Wilson, alone and depressed, starts getting closer to Chase.
144. Wilson/Chase -- Chase loses a special patient and turns to Wilson for help dealing with it. Comfort sex follows.
145. Wilson/Chase -- You'd better come home/And stop your running around/You'd better come home/And get your feet on the ground/'Cause I won't share my love with anyone new ("You'd Better Come Home" by Petula Clark)
146. Wilson/Chase -- rebound sex. Who they are rebounding from is your choice. - claimed by scotlandaussie
147. Wilson/Chase -- "Finding Judas" canon-filler.
CHASE/FOREMAN
148. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman finds out Chase isn't rich at all. Next, he finds out the pretty Aussie is SO NOT a bottom. - claimed by serotonin_storm
149. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman resents that Chase is actually a better diagnostician than he is. It's a fine line between love and hate.
150. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman made ping pong look a lot more sexy than it actually was.
151. Chase/Foreman -- one of them needs a physical, the other obliges.
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HOUSE/STACY
152. House/Stacy -- Pre-infarction House and Stacy with a strap-on.
153. House/Stacy -- If her phone had run out of batteries in the "Failure to Communicate" hotel room... - claimed by arhh
154. House/Stacy -- The first time.
155. House/Stacy -- Paintball fights and fingerpainting.
156. House/Stacy -- The night before the infarction.
157. House/Stacy -- Pegging.
HOUSE/AMBER
158. House/Amber -- House makes it up to Amber after having fired her in "Games". Bonus points if you can come up with somewhere in the hospital they're having sex that hasn't already been used by the show. - claimed by loudxmusic
159. House/Amber -- she confronts him about why she didn't get hired.
HOUSE/THIRTEEN
160. House/Thirteen -- Pre 4x02 "The Right Stuff". She recognizes him while she's out at a bar the night before her interview and decides to see if there's anything that she can do to tip the scales in her favor. Why do you think House has always been so nice to Thirteen? - claimed by zagzagael
161. House/Thirteen -- 13 gets really cranky, and takes it out on House.
HOUSE/CAMERON
162. House/Cameron -- Post 4x07 "Ugly". House accidentally/on purpose overhears Chase and Cameron in the locker room. What happens when he corners her in the deserted ER later that night? - claimed by plum_pink
163. House/Cameron -- She comes back without the needle. - claimed by surreallis
164. House/Cameron -- Sick of Chase, Cameron slips out of bed one night and goes to House's apartment. For what? She's not sure. But House is. - claimed by enots
165. House/Cameron -- bathroom!sex (but be creative, the hospital is banned!)
166. House/Cameron -- elevator sex
167. House/Cameron -- an alternative ending to that scene in Merry Little Christmas; what would have happened if Cameron had stayed the night instead of bandaging him up and leaving? What could she do to take his mind off the withdrawal symptoms? Be as creative as you like ;)
HOUSE/CUDDY
168. House/Cuddy -- pain.
169. House/Cuddy -- "How long have you known me?" A lifelong passion burns brighter in its fourth decade. - claimed by angelfirenze
170. House/Cuddy -- He likes motorcycles, she likes horses, they introduce each other to their favorite hobbies.
171. House/Cuddy -- When House goes out for a drink with Thirteen, Cuddy's jealousy overwhelms her. Making up is pure intoxication.
172. House/Cuddy -- How exactly did he switch her birth control pills anyway?
173. House/Cuddy -- House buys a digital video camera and films his naughty heroine in a variety of starring roles.
174. House/Cuddy -- In the wheelchair he was using, she won't let him get up. - claimed by morgan_d
175. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy drives House's Corvette and then gets around to another stick.
176. House/Cuddy -- during "Airborne" -- joining the Mile High Club. - claimed by kerryaod
177. House/Cuddy -- WWII AU. House is the wounded soldier, Cuddy is the scared Jewish in hiding. As much smut and as serious as possible -- MAKE ME CRY. - claimed by i_heart_cuddy
178. House/Cuddy -- office sex (his or hers, points if it's Wilson's). - claimed by straymusings
179. House/Cuddy -- elevator sex (caught on security camera).
180. House/Cuddy -- either one caught masturbating, excites the other. - claimed by tree
181. House/Cuddy -- cross paths at a bar, drunk, sex in bathroom stall.
182. House/Cuddy -- House ruins yet another one of Cuddy's dates and she's furious with him the next day. There's only one way to shut her up. Angry!Office-sex. - claimed by kerryaod
183. House/Cuddy -- House and Cuddy meet one another online, neither realizing that they know one another, and end up having hot cyber-sex. What happens when they find out the truth? - claimed by verses
184. House/Cuddy -- snark, sex, and poker.
185. House/Cuddy -- Wilson watches in secret. - claimed by worried_bubble
186. House/Cuddy -- Wilson gives directions.
187. House/Cuddy -- what really went on during that conference in Singapore? - claimed by lowbatterie
188. House/Cuddy -- the night he gave her everything she wanted. - claimed by cryptictac
189. House/Cuddy -- pegging. - claimed by queenzulu
190. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy finds a way to dominate House for once. You choose how.
191. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy goes to jail for perjury. She gets one phone call, to House, who provides many words of encouragement.
192. House/Cuddy -- he's the teacher, she's the school girl. - claimed by kerryaod
193. House/Cuddy -- powerplay, and she's in charge. His ass is hers, after all. What will she do with it? Be creative: toys, spanking, fisting, etc.
194. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy is tired of being in charge all the time and looks forward to an evening of submission. House is happy to oblige.
195. House/Cuddy -- the dynamic duo go out on a date, to a porn movie theater. The chairbacks do indeed recline for greater comfort.
196. House/Cuddy -- an epidemic.
197. House/Cuddy -- House only suggested that Cuddy was into bondage. He finds out that she really is.
198. House/Cuddy -- they're in a very boring meeting.
199. House/Cuddy -- he gets her drunk. - claimed by kickingcripple
200. House/Cuddy -- ice cream.
201. House/Cuddy -- a lazy Sunday morning; Hector the dog narrates what he sees in House's bedroom.
202. House (solo)/Cuddy -- the shower fantasies featuring powerful Cuddy.
203. House/Cuddy -- heat.
204. House/Cuddy -- pregnancy.
205. House/Cuddy -- Viva Las Vegas.
206. House/Cuddy -- fight for control.
207. House/Cuddy -- playing hooky.
CUDDY/CHASE
208. Cuddy/Chase -- Cuddy makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase (punching him or firing him, your pick).
209. Cuddy/Chase -- She wants a baby. She wants a baby now.
210. Cuddy/Chase -- Chase makes a donation.
211. Cuddy/Chase -- Chase has mommy issues. Cuddy wants to baby someone.
212. Cuddy/Chase -- post "All In." They're both exhausted, but who can sleep after a night like that? And Chase still hasn't gotten any fuzz.
213. Cuddy/Chase -- the boss starts cracking the whip.
214. Cuddy/Chase -- What if the Cam/Chase sleep room incident hadn't been Chase's first encounter there? Post season two.
215. Cuddy/Chase -- S&M
CUDDY/FOREMAN
216. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman makes a donation.
217. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman got pwned by Cuddy when he returned to work for her on House's team. He finds out that he enjoys being dominated.
218. Cuddy/Foreman -- he gets prettier the drunker she gets.
WILSON/CUDDY
219. Wilson/Cuddy -- What Wilson and Cuddy really did in the private box at the play. (3x19). - claimed by avidreadergirl
220. Wilson/Cuddy -- Wilson does want to march into her office and kiss Cuddy, and does so. (again, 3x19).
221. Wilson/Cuddy -- Cuddy catches Wilson jerking off at work. She requests a repeat performance in private. - claimed by i_heart_cuddy
222. Wilson/Cuddy -- We know from "Mirror, Mirror" that House is more alpha than Cuddy, but defers to Wilson. Cuddy's a little intrigued by that, and decides to bait Wilson's inner top. Sex obviously ensues. - claimed by verses
223. Wilson/Cuddy -- She owes him a favor after being mean to him during the Tritter arc.
224. Wilson/Cuddy -- Wilson makes a donation.
225. Wilson/Cuddy -- They decide to try to get through a date together without discussing House. It doesn't work. But it turns out House-talk is not a turn-off for either of them.
226. Wilson/Cuddy -- they don't know what to do with House. So they do each other. (It's not original, but there isn't enough of it.)
227. Wilson/Cuddy -- House watches. - claimed by thewlisian_afer
228. Wilson/Cuddy -- why can't they be lonely together?
WILSON/CAMERON
229. Wilson/Cameron -- they met before she interviewed for the job.
230. Wilson/Cameron -- Cameron has an itch, and only the caring oncologist can scratch it. Wherever and whenever needed.
231. Wilson/Cameron -- Wilson's tired of Cameron's new bossy nature. Wilson takes control, however and any way you choose.
232. Wilson/Cameron -- something pushes them together... add a playground in there somewhere.
233. Wilson/Cameron -- Cameron knows she's over House, now she just has to convince Wilson.
234. Wilson/Cameron -- there were other reasons why their talks stopped happening last year.
235. Wilson/Cameron -- they both want House. They both know the other one wants House. They substitute one another for House. It is hot. This should end unhappily, or at least be canon-compatible.
236. Wilson/Cameron -- after or during episode 2x01 "Acceptance." Yet more UST between them each and House.
237. Wilson/Cameron -- comfort!fic. What if House had died in "No Reason"?
WILSON/AMBER
238. Wilson/Amber -- Wilson finally meets a woman who doesn't fit his 'damsel in distress' modus operandi, but only realizes it when he ends up handcuffed to the bed.
239. Wilson/Amber -- Strap-on.
CHASE/CAMERON
240. Chase/Cameron -- a delivery from Amazon: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Supercharged Karma Sutra Illustrated" -- very inspiring.
241. Chase/Cameron -- She's addicted to sex with Chase. She wants to know where he learned his skills.
242. Chase/Cameron -- Someone is keeping a diary. - claimed by ddamcr89
243. Chase/Cameron -- pegging.
244. Chase/Cameron -- Song of Solomon. - claimed by vitawash24
245. Chase/Cameron -- from microwave pizza to DiGiorno.
246. Chase/Cameron -- he gets nasty drunk and it leads to non-consensual sex. Or just very rough. Either one. - claimed by vampyre_kat
247. Chase/Cameron -- Cameron is finally over House, maybe Chase isn't so bad after all. Cameron shows Chase just how much she loves him. - claimed by enigma731
248. Chase/Cameron -- the Internet.
249. Chase/Cameron -- a cold snap.
CAMERON/FOREMAN
250. Cameron/Foreman -- They have to hide somewhere together during a break-in.
251. Cameron/Foreman -- pegging.
252. Cameron/Foreman -- actually ROMANTIC, because hate + time = love.
253. Cameron/Foreman -- Cameron is PISSED OFF that Foreman injected her with Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis.
254. Cameron/Foreman -- what if Foreman was the one Cameron had drug!sex with in "Hunting"?
255. Cameron/Foreman -- coffee.
FEMSLASH
CUDDY/AMBER
256. Cuddy/Amber -- Amber doesn't really want a job at PPTH.
257. Cuddy/Amber -- Jealous Cuddy, post spoilers.
258. Cuddy/Amber -- she's determined to get a job at PPTH somehow.
259. Cuddy/Amber -- AU for S4.08 You Don't Want To Know; CTB wins the challenge in an... interesting way.
CUDDY/STACY
260. Cuddy/Stacy -- girls' night in with chick flicks, ice cream, and bondage.
261. Cuddy/Stacy -- strap-ons, please.
262. Cuddy/Stacy -- bondage and gratuitous use of a stolen cane (make of that what you will...)
263. Cuddy/Stacy -- a scared Stacy seeks solace in Cuddy's arms whilst House undergoes surgery for his leg.
267. Cuddy/Stacy -- House finds out.
268. Cuddy/Stacy -- toys and such. Extra points if Stacy makes legal references. extra extra points if they're used correctly.
CUDDY/CAMERON
269. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron always wears the pants in this relationship. Cuddy tries to get that to change to no pants at all.
270. Cuddy/Cameron -- one day, Cameron comes to work wearing these.
271. Cuddy/Cameron -- the five times Cameron stalked Cuddy. - claimed by chaosity
272. Cuddy/Cameron -- secret!hospital sex.
273. Cuddy/Cameron -- seven places in PPTH where Cameron and Cuddy had sex. - claimed by captain_lubey
274. Cuddy/Cameron -- relationship. Angsty sex. Not at the hospital.
275. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cuddy's curiosity gets the better of her when she finds herself becoming attracted to women for the first time. Cameron's more than willing to help her out. (nervous!Cuddy please) - claimed by chaosity
276. Cuddy/Cameron -- they're frustrated at House, so they take it out on each other.
277. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron's apartment catches on fire and Cuddy takes her in for three weeks while her home is being restored.
278. Cuddy/Cameron -- someone needs to comfort the finally pregnant, but lonely, Cuddy. What's better than sex when your hormones are making you want ice cream all the time? Gentle loving. No toys.
279. Cuddy/Cameron -- rough loving, lots of toys and fun.
280. Cuddy/Cameron -- because Cuddy's latest pregnancy test has come back negative, and Cameron can't resist comforting someone in need.
CAMERON/THIRTEEN
281. Cameron/Thirteen -- Rainstorm. - claimed by phinnia
282. Cameron/Thirteen -- not in the hospital, can be any degree of angst over House. Brownie Points for oral.
OTHER
HOUSE/OTHER
283. House/Crandall -- Now they're even.
284. House/Honey -- I think we all know that Honey would be a good and fun time. Happy one night stand kind of sex.
285. House/Lou the janitor -- how House really got those keys.
286. House/Hamilton -- Does anybody remember Dr. Hamilton (or as I call him, "Lady Hamilton") and how desperate he was to employ Foreman? Well, House wouldn't confess it, but he doesn't want to lose his duckling, and desperate times call for drastic measures.
287. House/J.Whitner -- It's apparent that House wants more than just her parking space.
288. House/Kutner -- "What the hell did we just do?"
289. House/teenage stalker -- what if he hadn't sent her away?
290. House/Wilson and/or Chase -- Finally, someone gets to push House to the breaking point. BDSM and all that sort of thing.
291. House/Wilson or Chase or Thirteen or OC -- getting a massage (at least it starts out that way).
292. House/Wilson or Chase or OC -- Most of the PPTH folk assume House is dominant (or just domineering), but his partner knows (or finds out) otherwise. Extra points for including Knows-More-About-BDSM-Than-He-Lets-On!Chase, even if he's not House's partner. - claimed by nemesishamartia
293. House/OMC -- House gets a booty call from an old friend.
294. House/anyone -- House comes across a pair of ray-vision glasses that actually work, with which help he finds out that Cuddy and Wilson prefer the same kind of lingerie. I couldn't think of a pairing here, perhaps it's just House alone with his thoughts?
295. House/OFC -- she's intelligent, not a hooker, and his age. Wilson getting jealous is optional.
296. House/OFC -- The first time House uses a prostitute, at Wilson's suggestion.
297. House/anyone -- must involve the line "We need to have sex right now." - claimed by phinnia
298. House/OMC -- House was in gay military porn. Cameron finds the tape during the investigation of the guy in Top Secret.
299. House/any male -- House bottoms.
300. House/anyone -- AU where House has the leg amputated and Stacy/Cuddy/Wilson/the party of your choice sleeps with him sometime afterward. Major bonus points if it's not crackfic.
WILSON/OTHER
301. Wilson/Kutner -- Remember when Wilson took over the lecture hall? Kutner's hot for teacher!
302. Wilson/Foreman -- Wilson always has the upper hand.
303. Wilson/Crandall -- Wilson finds out Crandall and House were a couple, hate!sex ensues.
304. Wilson/Debbie from Accounting -- geeky accounting sex (from Debbie's POV, if you can manage). Puns are icing on a delicious geeky cake.
305. Wilson/Robin -- Wilson, a hooker, and a strap on. - claimed by thewlisian_afer
306. Wilson/OMC -- jealous!House.
307. Wilson/any female -- Pushed to his limit, Wilson gets rough and dominant.
308. Wilson/OC -- mind-blowing, no strings attached, angst-free sex.
309. Wilson/anyone -- trying to avoid the advances of a persistent stalker (male or female) Wilson kisses the first person he can find. They are remarkably receptive. - claimed by petrichor_fizz
310. Wilson/? -- Wilson gets tentacle raped. - claimed by fatal_s
CUDDY/OTHER
311. Cuddy/Lou the janitor -- Somewhere in the hospital. She's naked except for her shoes, he's fully dressed.
312. Cuddy/Julie - what if Cuddy was the one Julie had an affair with?
313. Cuddy/Tritter -- he knows she perjured herself; what price is his silence? This one could be quite dark. - claimed by ithilwenn
314. Cuddy/Kutner -- Cuddy thinks she's being a little too Mrs. Robinson when she sleeps with Kutner. Kutner proves that he's the one teaching her a little something about sex.
315. Cuddy/anyone -- Cuddy and her vibrator, thinking about doing any or all of the main characters. The more, the merrier.
CHASE/OTHER
316. Chase/Amber -- Blond(e) ambition.
317. Chase/Sister Augustine -- That's the nun from ep 1.05 "Damned If You Do". They meet again a year later, and things spin out of control. Yes, she is still a nun.
318. Chase/Brenda -- In which Brenda punishes Chase for covering House's clinic hours.
CAMERON/OTHER
319. Cameron/Cuddy or Cameron/Stacy -- Cameron's first time with a girl.
320. Cameron/Cindy -- She's scared, she's alone, she's dying ... close enough.
321. Cameron/any female -- Cam finds House’s Lesbian Prison Stories book.
322. Cameron/anyone -- "What, you've never been watched before?" Cameronfic based off that line. - claimed by ithilwenn
THREESOMES AND MORESOMES
323. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House is being uncharacteristically nice. Wilson and Cuddy are concerned. (but really, who wouldn't be?) - claimed by oldblue
324. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House dies somehow. Wilson and Cuddy try to absolve their grief and realize their attraction to House didn't only bond them to him, but to one another, as well. House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, with shades of OT3.
325. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House convinces dares seduces Cuddy into anal sex. Wilson catches them. Anal sex and masturbation promptly follow.
326. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Snowed in together in a hotel during a conference. The power goes out. However will they pass the time?
327. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- New Jersey passes a law allowing three people to legally wed. House, Cuddy, and a finally happy Wilson on their wedding night.
328. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House can't sleep. Wilson and Cuddy are trying to. Frottage ensues.
329. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- it has to be about pleasing Wilson who is angsting for whatever reason you want (divorce? coming out?).
330. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Established relationship. Wilson's stuck at an oncology conference. House and Cuddy let him know how much they miss him, in various creative ways.
331. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Cuddy is ambushed. Risky/semi-public sex, half-naked sex, double penetration. - claimed by angelfirenze
332. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House is bored and comes up with an evil plan to seduce Cuddy and Wilson into his bed. His plan must include five steps, two of which have to be: 1) Conning Wilson into cooking all three of them dinner one night. 2) Pushing one of them into a closet and groping them until they agree to the threesome.
333. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Cuddy takes a "sick day." House and Wilson investigate.
334. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Wilson has to attend one of his ex-wife's second marriage. who will he take with?
335. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- love in an elevator (livin' it up when I'm goin' down).
336. House/Wilson/Cameron -- twosome balcony seduction. Voyeuristic!House, Cam, or Wilson from Wilson or House's office. - claimed by highlander_ii
337. House/Wilson/Cameron -- a game of spin the cane turns into a dogpile.
338. House/Wilson/Cameron -- Wilson brings House a present, a tied up and blindfolded Cameron.
339. House/Wilson/Cameron -- rewrite of Resignation scene. Cameron enters House’s apartment and finds House is not alone in his bed. - claimed by niicelaady
340. House/Wilson/Cameron -- House and Jimmy have been fighting more than usual and Cameron is sick of seeing them miserable. She goes to both of them with a proposition and the results are more than she bargained for.
341. House/Wilson/Amber -- Pre-"Games". Amber walks in on House and Wilson screwing around in Wilson's office. She'll keep quiet, but only if she gets to join in. - claimed by bluerosefairy
342. House/Wilson/Amber -- Amber brings Wilson a present, a tied up and blindfolded House.
343. House/Wilson/Amber -- House harasses Amber.
344. House/Wilson/Chase -- House wants to see what Wilson looks like during sex, so shoves a (slightly reluctant) Chase into Wilson's bed in order to watch. - claimed by darkenheart
345. House/Wilson/Chase -- matches (Love Hurts, anyone?).
346. House/Wilson/Chase -- some type of dominance play, one forced to hump a pillow or something to get off.
347. House/Wilson/Chase -- In the balcony of Wilson's office. All three get to both top and bottom. - claimed by darkenheart
348. House/Wilson/Stacy -- (pre-infarction) House attempts to make golfing fun.
349. House/Wilson/Stacy -- Pre-infarction threesome, mainly Wilson/Stacy with House helping, shades of House/Wilson that Stacy (and possibly also Wilson) are oblivious to
350. House/Wilson/Nurse Brenda -- abusing the clinic rooms for private purposes -- Brenda finds out and joins in. - claimed by brynnamorgan
351. House/Wilson/Prostitute -- either House with a prostitute (male or female!) and thinking of Wilson instead, or all three of them are together. - claimed by mandibug
352. House/Wilson/OC -- House catches Wilson making out/having sex with someone else (anyone! including OFC or OMC) and watches. The other two don't know House is there.
353. House/Wilson/OMCs -- Group sex.
354. House/Wilson/OFC -- Wilson sandwich! Bonus points if they all get off at the same time.
355. House/Cuddy/Cameron -- screw House! Literally! They're sick of his crap, and may have finally found a way to make him a bit more happy at the workplace.
356. House/Cuddy/Cameron -- Now that Cameron's no longer working for House, she and Cuddy have become pretty good friends. One night after going out for drinks, they both decide to give House a visit. Will they regret it in the morning?
357. House/Cuddy/Chase -- punishment isn't always what you think it is. Cuddy and House punish Chase.
358. (House)/Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- House just sits there and commands their every move. In the diagnostics room. Which has glass walls. (Maximum smut, no need to be realistic.)
359. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Foreman wants pleasure. Chase wants love. Cameron wants to fix them both.
360. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Deciding drugging Wilson’s coffee was hilarious, House doses the ducklings and is very surprised by the result.
361. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Brain-Cancer!threesome
362. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- in which they finally have threesome sex.
363. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- woman on top.
364. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Foreman is leaving. Chase and Cameron don't want him to.
365. Chase/Cameron/Kutner -- stuck in an elevator; Kutner is frightened of crashing, Chase and Cam find a way to distract him
366. Chase/Cameron/Cuddy -- three Cs in a bed. Who's in control? Who has the most to lose?
367. Chase/Cameron/Thirteen -- The two women try to prove to Chase that they're not similar at all.
368. Chase/Cameron/Amber -- Blondes have more fun. Cameron is a lot kinkier than Chase ever imagined.
369. Chase/Cameron/anyone of your choice -- she likes people watching (or big orange cats watching). - claimed by enigma731
370. Foreman/Cuddy/Cameron -- House implies that Foreman is too chivalrous (aka a pussy in House-speak) to take advantage of two women at the same time. Will he be able to prove him wrong?
371. Cuddy/Stacy/Cameron -- pure threesome smut. No plot necessary.
372. House/Wilson/Chase/Cameron -- inspired by Wilson's "do you swing?" comment in Son of Coma Guy.
373. House/Stacy/Wilson/2nd wife -- The women managed to talk them into a double date, so the men try to talk them into non-monogamous sexual activities. This doesn't have to stay het, either.
374. Cuddy/House/Cameron/Chase/Foreman/Wilson -- Seriously. Who doesn't wanna see that?
OTHER PAIRINGS/MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
375. Cuddy/House, Cuddy/Wilson, Cuddy/OMC -- Cuddy, advanced in pregnancy, just can't get enough.
376. House/Wilson, Wilson/Robin -- Robin (the prostitute from "Airborne") is going after Wilson (hey, he makes her a better person and he's both hot and respectful). Of course, House is jealous and does something about it.
377. Cameron/Thirteen, Chase/Taub, Foreman/Kutner -- House instructs his old fellows to 'break the new kids in.' And boy, do they ever.
378. Foreman/Brenda -- why he really dumped Nurse Wendy.
379. Thirteen/Amber -- Amber discovers that Thirteen got hired for House's team. - claimed by missy7280
380. Vogler/Tritter -- It's nasty, it's ugly, it's unlubricated, it's unsatisfying--it's just what they deserve and House has the YouTube account!
FREE FOR ALL
381. The hospital hosts a masquerade ball. Anonymous!Sex abounds. - claimed by _abra_cadaver
382. Any tie-kink!Wilson (or tie-kink anyone for that matter) is greatly appreciated! - claimed by kickingcripple
383. Everyone/Anyone -- Chemical sabotage sends PPTH into a crazy spiral of drug-induced orgies. - claimed by seldra
384. Any pairing -- a reenactment of the no-masturbation dare in that one episode of Seinfeld. - claimed by grr_tiger
385. Porpoise porn, cracky smut, smutty crack, or plain old masturbation fantasy; character(s) of your choice. - claimed by recrudescene
X-OVERS
386. Anyone/Addison (from Grey's Anatomy) -- who's up for some cross-hospital affairs?
387. Wilson/George (Grey's Anatomy) -- after George failed his boards, he realized that what he really wanted to do was oncology. And men. - claimed by thebetch
388. Jack Harkness/everyone -- give me a House/Torchwood crossover fic where Jack seduces House, his lackeys, Wilson and Cuddy...let Jack have his wicked way with everyone...crack!orgies allowed. - claimed by seldra
389. House/Cuddy, DiNozzo -- A crossover between House and NCIS. House finds Cuddy flirting with DiNozzo for any reason. House is jealous and decides to 'mark his territory'.
389. Foreman/Jordan (from Scrubs) -- HATESEX.
390. House/Cristina (Grey's Anatomy) -- Cristina's had enough of Seattle's craziness, so she heads East ... and finds that Princeton has its own share of drama.
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Slash
HOUSE/WILSON
001. House/Wilson -- House has fallen and he can't get up. - claimed by slipstream_chan
002. House/Wilson -- Wilson off his meds but suspiciously calm. House spies and Wilson moans. House is intrigued ... and turned on.
003. House/Wilson -- House is bored. Wilson is depressed. House obtains tank of laughing gas to amuse them both. High!sex. - claimed by ladymurha
004. House/Wilson -- Wilson cries. House kisses him to shut him up. Things go from there. - claimed by scalpels_clamps
005. House/Wilson -- featuring: office sex and a voyeuristic Nurse Brenda. Double points if you can work in suddenly NotEvil!Nurse Brenda (at least to House), a suspicious Cuddy, and NurseBrenda/Cuddy. - claimed by serotonin_storm
006. House/Wilson -- House needs to be punished for his betrayals (after either the Vogler arc or the Tritter arc).
007. House/Wilson -- House cannot resist how sexy Wilson is when he sleeps. Pref. non-established and on the couch. - claimed by beren_sama
008. House/Wilson -- established relationship. There's a heat wave in New Jersey, so somebody has the idea of creatively using ice cubes. - claimed by straymusings
009. House/Wilson -- “Are we roleplaying? Am I you? I don’t want to be you.” “Who DO you want to be then?”
010. House/Wilson -- Their relationship/sex life is suffering; Wilson and a reluctant House visit a sex therapist for help, with fabulous results.
011. House/Wilson -- A story that includes the two of them dancing together, because pre-infarction House *has* to be a mind-hotting dancer.
012. House/Wilson -- Rocky Horror Picture Show - claimed by 1lostone
013. House/Wilson -- male stripper.
014. House/Wilson -- sex in an airplane. - claimed by nemesishamartia
015. House/Wilson -- Wilson had an overdose of Viagra and attempts to deal with it... (poor House).
016. House/Wilson -- arguing in a public toilet about who might be bigger... (*waves ruler*) - claimed by nemesishamartia
017. House/Wilson -- H and W play the "You Know How I Know You're Gay?" game (as to be seen here).
018. House/Wilson -- February 1st is Hug-a-Jew day (apparently). House celebrates with great enthusiasm. - claimed by causticchick
019. House/Wilson -- wedding night; bonus points if a desperate Cameron makes an appearance. - claimed by hwshipper
020. House/Wilson -- House surprise kisses/jumps/molests Wilson in the hospital, who is very surprised, House tries to pass it off as a joke-- take it from there. - claimed by nemesishamartia
021. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets tired of House's snark, and wants to shut him up.
022. House/Wilson -- Either House or Wilson (or both?) somehow ends up on truth serum and ends up admitting to things they themself(ves) didn't know.
023. House/Wilson -- Physical fight leading to physical love.
024. House/Wilson -- During a conference meeting, in which House gets pressed to attend, too, our doctor buddies get bored. Good for them that decades ago, they came up with their own discrete sign language, and even though Wilson acts as if he didn't notice, House knows he likes what he's got to tell him. - claimed by nemesishamartia
025. House/Wilson -- a Comedy: Poor Kutner has the worst (best?) kind of luck. He keeps walking in on House and Wilson when the boys are busy (groping one another, fixing House's collar, bent over a table to look at something, kissing, or whatever...) and Kutner tries to tell anyone who will listen that these two are having a relationship, but no one takes him seriously. (Bonus points if he gets so fed up that he tries to drag one of the original ducklings back to "witness" something, only to find that House and Wilson are now just having lunch or some other "innocent" activity.) - claimed by usomitai
026. House/Wilson -- While everyone else notices how much Amber is like House, House notices how much Wilson resembles Stacy... - claimed by analytical_47
027. House/Wilson -- "It's not about us. It's just about that."
028. House/Wilson -- "It's going to get a hell of a lot harder now. Do not say that's what she said, or I'm going to snap it off."
029. House/Wilson -- "There are so many things I hate about you right now." - claimed by scalpels_clamps
030. House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents don't like House one bit.
031. House/Wilson -- "Honestly, House, you'd do anything to steal my lunch! Well, you would do anything to make me eat better, pack better ones!"
032. House/Wilson -- House learns that Wilson, too, speaks more than one language and is properly turned on by it. - claimed by analytical_47
033. House/Wilson (Wilson/OMC optional) -- Someone who looks exactly like House is wandering around the hospital for no apparent reason and keeps being mistaken for the cranky doctor, except for the fact that he’s smiling. Wilson, thinking this is House, finds himself fascinated.
034. House/Wilson -- either or both having sex with stuffed animals out of curiosity.
035. House/Wilson -- either or both using fleshlight[s].
036. House/Wilson -- either getting desperate and using a vacuum cleaner to try and get off; either they succeed, or find each other for the real thing.
037. House/Wilson -- Guitar Hero III is sexy. Show us. - claimed by mandibug
038. House/Wilson -- adult video shopping, with no dialog. - claimed by radiobroadcast
039. House/Wilson -- either WWII or Vietnam AU in which there is Commanding Officer and/or medic sex. - claimed by atalentea
040. House/Wilson -- House witness his best friend having sex with his female assistant. Later he gives Wilson several pointers (by demonstrating on Wilson’s body). - claimed by lilapaddy
041. House/Wilson -- closing sale at "World of Sex" and the guys can't wait to try out their new toys.
042. House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents find out, not in the way Wilson would have liked to tell them. - claimed by nemesishamartia
043. House/Wilson -- role play. dom!Wilson wants a callboy: House.
044. House/Wilson -- based on DIY Sheep's "One Blind House" - their first time after those events - possibly angst, but not a must.
045. House/Wilson -- 3 ways the new ducklings find out. - claimed by elladarcy
046. House/Wilson -- doing something really dirty with (probably dirty) kitchen stuff. - claimed by hibernia1
047. House/Wilson -- House gets turned on by Wilson wearing his clothes. - claimed by sodiumbisulfite
048. House/Wilson -- Sex at work, stumbled upon by Kutner. - claimed by lilapaddy
049. House/Wilson -- Wilson discovers House's restraint kink. - claimed by brynnamorgan
050. House/Wilson -- House gets off on Wilson's dirty talk in public, without anyone knowing. - claimed by tns0ulm8
051. House/Wilson -- House finds out about Wilson's kinky college days (those crazy Canadians, they'll do anything).
052. House/Wilson -- If House steals Wilson's clothes from the locker room, he'll have to wear those scrubs home.
053. House/Wilson -- They independently decide to explore dating men, and end up on a blind date with each other. - claimed by imfreakinorange
054. House/Wilson -- House sexually harasses Wilson. Wilson ends up liking it a lot...
055. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets jealous of House's cane.
056. House/Wilson -- Per Bonnie, if you want Wilson to be more than your good friend, you're going to have to jump him.
057. House/Wilson -- The Volvo is a very safe, respectable car and that can't go unchallenged...
058. House/Wilson -- Wilson is horny and fed up and they're both somewhat tipsy and watching TV on the sofa. Wilson just decides "What the hell" and puts his hand on House's knee ... then slowly moves up his thigh, etc. How will this end? - claimed by wihluta
059. House/Wilson -- House catches Wilson checking out one of the male nurses and decides to take advantage of it.
060. House/Wilson -- The first time House has sex after his infarction. - claimed by hwshipper
061. House/Wilson -- Wilson befriends the tranny nurse, who is awesome and who sells Wilson on the idea of banging House. - claimed by phinnia
062. House/Wilson -- Watching TV and are turned on by something that is not sexy (show or ad).
063. House/Wilson -- First time, Wilson tops.
064. House/Wilson -- Handkerchief Code; bonus if someone else notices without being told. - claimed by arhh
065. House/Wilson -- established relationship, latex glove is used when they run out of condoms.
066. House/Wilson -- Wilson is dropping hints. House appears oblivious. Wilson drops subtlety; House still appears oblivious... though he's not surprised when Wilson finally jumps him. - claimed by nemesishamartia
067. House/Wilson -- Wilson is afraid of House's motorcycle. House teaches him there's no reason for that. Motorcycle!sex ensues. - claimed by l57371
068. House/Wilson -- House loses his motorcycle to Wilson at poker. He starts planning in order to get it back.
069. House/Wilson -- first time with a dildo. - claimed by triedunture
070. House/Wilson -- rimming. Wilson wants to try it, House is skeptic but in the end caves -- and likes it a lot.
071. House/Wilson -- Smut that takes place before the Ketamine treatment wears off and House still has full use of his leg. Unusual positions are a plus! - claimed by magie_05
072. House/Wilson -- assertive!Wilson suddenly makes a move on House, topping. House finds he's not at all averse to the idea...
073. House/Wilson -- Wilson has a tattoo. When House finds out, he is turned on. He hopes hearing the story behind it would make the arousal go away, but instead it's worse. - claimed by l57371
074. House/Wilson -- a summer holiday at the sea -- a really hot summer!
075. House/Wilson -- Remember in House vs. God when House said, “I keep a sock in my pants”? He actually doesn’t use his own socks. He steals Wilson’s. - claimed by sexy-severus
076. House/Wilson -- Going with House's well-you-told-me-to explanation in 97 Seconds... At some point Wilson messes something up and snaps, "Oh fuck me." House obliges.
077. House/Wilson: House makes a study of Wilson's eyebrows. And then the rest of him.
078. House/Wilson -- House finds out that Wilson once performed in a porn movie when he was a student. - claimed by radiobroadcast
079. House/Wilson -- Wilson is replaced by an alien who misinterprets the two doctors' relationship and thinks that House is the oncologist's "mate". The copy takes Jimmy's place to get hold of what its species considers the earth's greatest medical mind's genes.
080. House/Wilson -- House ends up invisible (Tom and Jerry invisible-ink style) and plays naughty tricks on Wilson while he's attending a board meeting.
081. House/Wilson -- House isn't leaving Wilson alone no matter what does, so he tries to ignore House and read an article all the way through foreplay, the sexual act itself, climax and afterglow. - claimed by causticchick
082. House/Wilson, House/OMC -- House meets an almost likable, certainly fuckable guy with an obviously false name (John Smith or something), with whom House starts a sort of sex relationship. When House suggests a threesome, Wilson is shocked to find out that his friend/lover sleeps with his younger brother.
083. House/Wilson -- One day he decides to tell Wilson about his escapades in Shinjuku Nichome during his stay in Japan as a teen.
084. House/Wilson -- Wilson gets fed up with House. Angry/Hate!sex ensues.
085. House/Wilson -- Sex in public, with or without getting caught. - claimed by fry_addict
086. House/Wilson -- While imitating a stupid clinic patient, House accidentally finds out that Wilson is turned on by certain accents. He tries to slip in different ones during their conversations, which result in different reactions, until he "hits the spot", so to speak.
087. House/Wilson -- "I'll do anything," he said, "so long as it turns you on."
088. House/Wilson -- Wilson develops a thing for House's voice. After they get together, Wilson challenges House to get him off by talking, without ever touching him. House takes this challenge very, very seriously.
089. House/Wilson -- House has sex with a dead Wilson.
090. House/Wilson -- discipline fic! Wilson is always referring to House as a child, so he finally treats him like one and gives him some much-needed discipline. Turns out, it turns them both on.
091. House/Wilson -- House wants to be forced. - claimed by recrudescene
092. House/Wilson -- dom!Wilson has finally had enough and is willing to hurt House a little. Not necessarily consensual. Rough talk a plus.
093. House/Wilson -- dirty talk. Wilson calls House his bitch, and House doesn't deny it.
094. House/Wilson -- casual rough sex. Must include piano in House's apartment.
095. House/Wilson -- punishment/apology sex for the Tritter debacle, you decide who is the one apologizing. - claimed by ralaegidius
096. House/Wilson -- "I always thought you'd end up pinning me to a wall. But this wasn't what I was expecting." (Don't have to use that line.) - claimed by beren_sama
097. House/Wilson -- pirate sex! - claimed by ladymurha
098. House/Wilson -- sex toys.
099. House/Wilson -- foot fetish.
100. House/Wilson -- after Wilson saws through House's cane (in S2), House retaliates, and the pranks they play on each other get progressively more kinky. - claimed by ace_of_spades6
101. House/Wilson -- Queer as Folk crossover. Pre-infarction dirty dancing at a dark club in Philly called Babylon. Of course sweaty sex follows in the "bath house" in the back.
102. House/Wilson -- House is in the rehab swimming pool at PPTH late one night doing a few laps. Wilson stumbles upon him. Sex in swimming pool follows.
103. House/Wilson -- AU vampire!sex. - claimed by bironic
104. House/Wilson -- Wilson is having phone sex with ??? when House walks in the apartment. Odd Couple Arc.
105. House/Wilson -- House postulates that Wilson takes so much crap from him because he likes being dominated. House tests theory in stages. Wilson reacts predictably. House implements last stage. Wilson acts unpredictably... very, very unpredictably.
106. House/Wilson -- how they met. - claimed by slipstream_chan
107. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use.
108. House/Wilson -- the expression on House's face when Julie says "sex with James is amazing" is totally priceless. He just can't resist finding out for himself, can he?
109. House/Wilson -- fed up with Wilson's nagging, House declares that he will cut down on Vicodin, but he will need another form of pain treatment - and he prefers blow jobs. To his shock, horror and something uncomfortably close to ecstasy, Wilson agrees.
110. House/Wilson -- Wilson under House's new desk giving lil' Greg a great big kiss. Do they get caught or not? - claimed by nemesishamartia
111. House/Wilson -- established relationship. Been together so long things are slowly getting boring in the bedroom, House takes it upon himself to seduce Wilson all over again. Wilson approves.
112. House/Wilson -- established relationship. House and Wilson have a "getting in the mood" song. One (or both) of them hears it at work, body parts won't calm down, trouble ensues… or office sex ;) - claimed by ace_of_spades6
113. House/Wilson -- Wilson keeps extra blankets and pillows in his office for a reason. Makeshift bed, anyone?
114. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson get trapped up on the balcony/top floor of PPTH. Janitor guy won't be around till morning. It gets cold, of course sex under the stars ensues. - claimed by alex51324
115. House/Wilson -- Cuddy watches (and directs), Wilson topping House. - claimed by paper_tzipporah
116. House/Wilson -- watching lesbian porn.
117. House/Wilson -- someone put amphetamines in the coffee.
118. House/Wilson -- a dirty job (but someone's gotta do it). (Crossover with Dirty Jobs encouraged.)
119. House/Wilson -- House fears that the Vicodin might be affecting lil' House. He asks Wilson for some help, because there is no way in hell Gregory House could ever have ED. Ever. claimed by imfreakinorange
120. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson must share a hotel room. With only one bed. claimed by sodiumbisulfite
121. House/Wilson -- already in a relationship with House, Wilson wins a bet and gets to tie him up and blindfold him. From House's perspective. How being tied up relates to past relationships, his personality, and maybe his abusive father is welcome, but there has to be "happy ending" if you catch my drift. Hot wax, ice cubes, chocolate syrup... Go nuts. - claimed by phinnia
HOUSE/CHASE
122. House/Chase -- Spanking and bondage. Chase is the top (in control but not aggressive).
123. House/Chase -- House accidentally found Chase porn. Yep, Chase in porn. How would he treat Chase after he saw it? - claimed by quack3790
124. House/Chase -- AU. Chase is not a doctor and House and Chase have sex - one night stand, maybe? - by chance. Afterwards, House finds Chase in the hospital - clinic, maybe? - and is interested in him.
125. House/Chase -- House is in love with Chase. Chase just wants someone to be in love with him.
126. House/Chase -- Consensual bondage, no pain. And white chocolate. And sheets of Egyptian cotton. (Literally, not the song.)
127. House/Chase -- Chase gets rimmed, and a full body wax, and comes without having his cock touched. (Not necessarily in that order.) House likes to talk dirty.
128. House/Chase -- cane sex. Consensual or not.
129. House/Chase -- Before season 4. House has Chase wear a buttplug at work (unbeknownst to Cameron and Foreman). At night, the two men have fun taking it out.
130. House/Chase -- After being fired and then hired as a surgeon (season 4), Chase starts sexually harassing House. Bonus points for making House really embarrassed. - claimed by thebetch
131. sorta-House/Chase -- Chase is masturbating, alone, and can't keep his thoughts away from House. This could be an "OMG, I'm bi" angst-fest, or something fluffy. May or may not end up with the two of them actually together. - claimed by captain_lubey
132. House/Chase -- House finds out some deep dark secret about Chase and makes it all better with some loving. - claimed by ookaminoai
133. House/Chase -- Someone is a Bon Jovi fan. Bonus points for every song title you cleverly work into the fic. - claimed by jikkety
134. House/Chase -- Chase finally gets to top. - claimed by scotlandaussie
135. House/Chase -- "You've learned all you can from me." Chase shows up for one final lesson.
136. House/Chase -- post "Human Error," angsty sex.
137. House/Chase -- a chess game.
138. House/Chase -- consensual but rough sex, House topping, with lots of tugging of Chase's pretty hair. - claimed by ladymurha
139. House/Chase -- (if anyone can do this seriously...) Chase is forced into prostitution, and House hires a hooker. You do the math. - claimed by missloaf
140. House/Chase -- hurt/comfort after Chase's father leaves in S1.
WILSON/CHASE
141. Wilson/Chase -- House is suddenly secretive, Wilson and Chase both want answers, both think the other knows why.
142. Wilson/Chase -- Wilson makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase (punching him or firing him, your pick).
143. Wilson/Chase -- House is in rehab; Wilson, alone and depressed, starts getting closer to Chase.
144. Wilson/Chase -- Chase loses a special patient and turns to Wilson for help dealing with it. Comfort sex follows.
145. Wilson/Chase -- You'd better come home/And stop your running around/You'd better come home/And get your feet on the ground/'Cause I won't share my love with anyone new ("You'd Better Come Home" by Petula Clark)
146. Wilson/Chase -- rebound sex. Who they are rebounding from is your choice. - claimed by scotlandaussie
147. Wilson/Chase -- "Finding Judas" canon-filler.
CHASE/FOREMAN
148. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman finds out Chase isn't rich at all. Next, he finds out the pretty Aussie is SO NOT a bottom. - claimed by serotonin_storm
149. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman resents that Chase is actually a better diagnostician than he is. It's a fine line between love and hate.
150. Chase/Foreman -- Foreman made ping pong look a lot more sexy than it actually was.
151. Chase/Foreman -- one of them needs a physical, the other obliges.
HET
HOUSE/STACY
152. House/Stacy -- Pre-infarction House and Stacy with a strap-on.
153. House/Stacy -- If her phone had run out of batteries in the "Failure to Communicate" hotel room... - claimed by arhh
154. House/Stacy -- The first time.
155. House/Stacy -- Paintball fights and fingerpainting.
156. House/Stacy -- The night before the infarction.
157. House/Stacy -- Pegging.
HOUSE/AMBER
158. House/Amber -- House makes it up to Amber after having fired her in "Games". Bonus points if you can come up with somewhere in the hospital they're having sex that hasn't already been used by the show. - claimed by loudxmusic
159. House/Amber -- she confronts him about why she didn't get hired.
HOUSE/THIRTEEN
160. House/Thirteen -- Pre 4x02 "The Right Stuff". She recognizes him while she's out at a bar the night before her interview and decides to see if there's anything that she can do to tip the scales in her favor. Why do you think House has always been so nice to Thirteen? - claimed by zagzagael
161. House/Thirteen -- 13 gets really cranky, and takes it out on House.
HOUSE/CAMERON
162. House/Cameron -- Post 4x07 "Ugly". House accidentally/on purpose overhears Chase and Cameron in the locker room. What happens when he corners her in the deserted ER later that night? - claimed by plum_pink
163. House/Cameron -- She comes back without the needle. - claimed by surreallis
164. House/Cameron -- Sick of Chase, Cameron slips out of bed one night and goes to House's apartment. For what? She's not sure. But House is. - claimed by enots
165. House/Cameron -- bathroom!sex (but be creative, the hospital is banned!)
166. House/Cameron -- elevator sex
167. House/Cameron -- an alternative ending to that scene in Merry Little Christmas; what would have happened if Cameron had stayed the night instead of bandaging him up and leaving? What could she do to take his mind off the withdrawal symptoms? Be as creative as you like ;)
HOUSE/CUDDY
168. House/Cuddy -- pain.
169. House/Cuddy -- "How long have you known me?" A lifelong passion burns brighter in its fourth decade. - claimed by angelfirenze
170. House/Cuddy -- He likes motorcycles, she likes horses, they introduce each other to their favorite hobbies.
171. House/Cuddy -- When House goes out for a drink with Thirteen, Cuddy's jealousy overwhelms her. Making up is pure intoxication.
172. House/Cuddy -- How exactly did he switch her birth control pills anyway?
173. House/Cuddy -- House buys a digital video camera and films his naughty heroine in a variety of starring roles.
174. House/Cuddy -- In the wheelchair he was using, she won't let him get up. - claimed by morgan_d
175. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy drives House's Corvette and then gets around to another stick.
176. House/Cuddy -- during "Airborne" -- joining the Mile High Club. - claimed by kerryaod
177. House/Cuddy -- WWII AU. House is the wounded soldier, Cuddy is the scared Jewish in hiding. As much smut and as serious as possible -- MAKE ME CRY. - claimed by i_heart_cuddy
178. House/Cuddy -- office sex (his or hers, points if it's Wilson's). - claimed by straymusings
179. House/Cuddy -- elevator sex (caught on security camera).
180. House/Cuddy -- either one caught masturbating, excites the other. - claimed by tree
181. House/Cuddy -- cross paths at a bar, drunk, sex in bathroom stall.
182. House/Cuddy -- House ruins yet another one of Cuddy's dates and she's furious with him the next day. There's only one way to shut her up. Angry!Office-sex. - claimed by kerryaod
183. House/Cuddy -- House and Cuddy meet one another online, neither realizing that they know one another, and end up having hot cyber-sex. What happens when they find out the truth? - claimed by verses
184. House/Cuddy -- snark, sex, and poker.
185. House/Cuddy -- Wilson watches in secret. - claimed by worried_bubble
186. House/Cuddy -- Wilson gives directions.
187. House/Cuddy -- what really went on during that conference in Singapore? - claimed by lowbatterie
188. House/Cuddy -- the night he gave her everything she wanted. - claimed by cryptictac
189. House/Cuddy -- pegging. - claimed by queenzulu
190. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy finds a way to dominate House for once. You choose how.
191. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy goes to jail for perjury. She gets one phone call, to House, who provides many words of encouragement.
192. House/Cuddy -- he's the teacher, she's the school girl. - claimed by kerryaod
193. House/Cuddy -- powerplay, and she's in charge. His ass is hers, after all. What will she do with it? Be creative: toys, spanking, fisting, etc.
194. House/Cuddy -- Cuddy is tired of being in charge all the time and looks forward to an evening of submission. House is happy to oblige.
195. House/Cuddy -- the dynamic duo go out on a date, to a porn movie theater. The chairbacks do indeed recline for greater comfort.
196. House/Cuddy -- an epidemic.
197. House/Cuddy -- House only suggested that Cuddy was into bondage. He finds out that she really is.
198. House/Cuddy -- they're in a very boring meeting.
199. House/Cuddy -- he gets her drunk. - claimed by kickingcripple
200. House/Cuddy -- ice cream.
201. House/Cuddy -- a lazy Sunday morning; Hector the dog narrates what he sees in House's bedroom.
202. House (solo)/Cuddy -- the shower fantasies featuring powerful Cuddy.
203. House/Cuddy -- heat.
204. House/Cuddy -- pregnancy.
205. House/Cuddy -- Viva Las Vegas.
206. House/Cuddy -- fight for control.
207. House/Cuddy -- playing hooky.
CUDDY/CHASE
208. Cuddy/Chase -- Cuddy makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase (punching him or firing him, your pick).
209. Cuddy/Chase -- She wants a baby. She wants a baby now.
210. Cuddy/Chase -- Chase makes a donation.
211. Cuddy/Chase -- Chase has mommy issues. Cuddy wants to baby someone.
212. Cuddy/Chase -- post "All In." They're both exhausted, but who can sleep after a night like that? And Chase still hasn't gotten any fuzz.
213. Cuddy/Chase -- the boss starts cracking the whip.
214. Cuddy/Chase -- What if the Cam/Chase sleep room incident hadn't been Chase's first encounter there? Post season two.
215. Cuddy/Chase -- S&M
CUDDY/FOREMAN
216. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman makes a donation.
217. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman got pwned by Cuddy when he returned to work for her on House's team. He finds out that he enjoys being dominated.
218. Cuddy/Foreman -- he gets prettier the drunker she gets.
WILSON/CUDDY
219. Wilson/Cuddy -- What Wilson and Cuddy really did in the private box at the play. (3x19). - claimed by avidreadergirl
220. Wilson/Cuddy -- Wilson does want to march into her office and kiss Cuddy, and does so. (again, 3x19).
221. Wilson/Cuddy -- Cuddy catches Wilson jerking off at work. She requests a repeat performance in private. - claimed by i_heart_cuddy
222. Wilson/Cuddy -- We know from "Mirror, Mirror" that House is more alpha than Cuddy, but defers to Wilson. Cuddy's a little intrigued by that, and decides to bait Wilson's inner top. Sex obviously ensues. - claimed by verses
223. Wilson/Cuddy -- She owes him a favor after being mean to him during the Tritter arc.
224. Wilson/Cuddy -- Wilson makes a donation.
225. Wilson/Cuddy -- They decide to try to get through a date together without discussing House. It doesn't work. But it turns out House-talk is not a turn-off for either of them.
226. Wilson/Cuddy -- they don't know what to do with House. So they do each other. (It's not original, but there isn't enough of it.)
227. Wilson/Cuddy -- House watches. - claimed by thewlisian_afer
228. Wilson/Cuddy -- why can't they be lonely together?
WILSON/CAMERON
229. Wilson/Cameron -- they met before she interviewed for the job.
230. Wilson/Cameron -- Cameron has an itch, and only the caring oncologist can scratch it. Wherever and whenever needed.
231. Wilson/Cameron -- Wilson's tired of Cameron's new bossy nature. Wilson takes control, however and any way you choose.
232. Wilson/Cameron -- something pushes them together... add a playground in there somewhere.
233. Wilson/Cameron -- Cameron knows she's over House, now she just has to convince Wilson.
234. Wilson/Cameron -- there were other reasons why their talks stopped happening last year.
235. Wilson/Cameron -- they both want House. They both know the other one wants House. They substitute one another for House. It is hot. This should end unhappily, or at least be canon-compatible.
236. Wilson/Cameron -- after or during episode 2x01 "Acceptance." Yet more UST between them each and House.
237. Wilson/Cameron -- comfort!fic. What if House had died in "No Reason"?
WILSON/AMBER
238. Wilson/Amber -- Wilson finally meets a woman who doesn't fit his 'damsel in distress' modus operandi, but only realizes it when he ends up handcuffed to the bed.
239. Wilson/Amber -- Strap-on.
CHASE/CAMERON
240. Chase/Cameron -- a delivery from Amazon: "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Supercharged Karma Sutra Illustrated" -- very inspiring.
241. Chase/Cameron -- She's addicted to sex with Chase. She wants to know where he learned his skills.
242. Chase/Cameron -- Someone is keeping a diary. - claimed by ddamcr89
243. Chase/Cameron -- pegging.
244. Chase/Cameron -- Song of Solomon. - claimed by vitawash24
245. Chase/Cameron -- from microwave pizza to DiGiorno.
246. Chase/Cameron -- he gets nasty drunk and it leads to non-consensual sex. Or just very rough. Either one. - claimed by vampyre_kat
247. Chase/Cameron -- Cameron is finally over House, maybe Chase isn't so bad after all. Cameron shows Chase just how much she loves him. - claimed by enigma731
248. Chase/Cameron -- the Internet.
249. Chase/Cameron -- a cold snap.
CAMERON/FOREMAN
250. Cameron/Foreman -- They have to hide somewhere together during a break-in.
251. Cameron/Foreman -- pegging.
252. Cameron/Foreman -- actually ROMANTIC, because hate + time = love.
253. Cameron/Foreman -- Cameron is PISSED OFF that Foreman injected her with Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis.
254. Cameron/Foreman -- what if Foreman was the one Cameron had drug!sex with in "Hunting"?
255. Cameron/Foreman -- coffee.
FEMSLASH
CUDDY/AMBER
256. Cuddy/Amber -- Amber doesn't really want a job at PPTH.
257. Cuddy/Amber -- Jealous Cuddy, post spoilers.
258. Cuddy/Amber -- she's determined to get a job at PPTH somehow.
259. Cuddy/Amber -- AU for S4.08 You Don't Want To Know; CTB wins the challenge in an... interesting way.
CUDDY/STACY
260. Cuddy/Stacy -- girls' night in with chick flicks, ice cream, and bondage.
261. Cuddy/Stacy -- strap-ons, please.
262. Cuddy/Stacy -- bondage and gratuitous use of a stolen cane (make of that what you will...)
263. Cuddy/Stacy -- a scared Stacy seeks solace in Cuddy's arms whilst House undergoes surgery for his leg.
267. Cuddy/Stacy -- House finds out.
268. Cuddy/Stacy -- toys and such. Extra points if Stacy makes legal references. extra extra points if they're used correctly.
CUDDY/CAMERON
269. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron always wears the pants in this relationship. Cuddy tries to get that to change to no pants at all.
270. Cuddy/Cameron -- one day, Cameron comes to work wearing these.
271. Cuddy/Cameron -- the five times Cameron stalked Cuddy. - claimed by chaosity
272. Cuddy/Cameron -- secret!hospital sex.
273. Cuddy/Cameron -- seven places in PPTH where Cameron and Cuddy had sex. - claimed by captain_lubey
274. Cuddy/Cameron -- relationship. Angsty sex. Not at the hospital.
275. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cuddy's curiosity gets the better of her when she finds herself becoming attracted to women for the first time. Cameron's more than willing to help her out. (nervous!Cuddy please) - claimed by chaosity
276. Cuddy/Cameron -- they're frustrated at House, so they take it out on each other.
277. Cuddy/Cameron -- Cameron's apartment catches on fire and Cuddy takes her in for three weeks while her home is being restored.
278. Cuddy/Cameron -- someone needs to comfort the finally pregnant, but lonely, Cuddy. What's better than sex when your hormones are making you want ice cream all the time? Gentle loving. No toys.
279. Cuddy/Cameron -- rough loving, lots of toys and fun.
280. Cuddy/Cameron -- because Cuddy's latest pregnancy test has come back negative, and Cameron can't resist comforting someone in need.
CAMERON/THIRTEEN
281. Cameron/Thirteen -- Rainstorm. - claimed by phinnia
282. Cameron/Thirteen -- not in the hospital, can be any degree of angst over House. Brownie Points for oral.
OTHER
HOUSE/OTHER
283. House/Crandall -- Now they're even.
284. House/Honey -- I think we all know that Honey would be a good and fun time. Happy one night stand kind of sex.
285. House/Lou the janitor -- how House really got those keys.
286. House/Hamilton -- Does anybody remember Dr. Hamilton (or as I call him, "Lady Hamilton") and how desperate he was to employ Foreman? Well, House wouldn't confess it, but he doesn't want to lose his duckling, and desperate times call for drastic measures.
287. House/J.Whitner -- It's apparent that House wants more than just her parking space.
288. House/Kutner -- "What the hell did we just do?"
289. House/teenage stalker -- what if he hadn't sent her away?
290. House/Wilson and/or Chase -- Finally, someone gets to push House to the breaking point. BDSM and all that sort of thing.
291. House/Wilson or Chase or Thirteen or OC -- getting a massage (at least it starts out that way).
292. House/Wilson or Chase or OC -- Most of the PPTH folk assume House is dominant (or just domineering), but his partner knows (or finds out) otherwise. Extra points for including Knows-More-About-BDSM-Than-He-Lets-On!Chase, even if he's not House's partner. - claimed by nemesishamartia
293. House/OMC -- House gets a booty call from an old friend.
294. House/anyone -- House comes across a pair of ray-vision glasses that actually work, with which help he finds out that Cuddy and Wilson prefer the same kind of lingerie. I couldn't think of a pairing here, perhaps it's just House alone with his thoughts?
295. House/OFC -- she's intelligent, not a hooker, and his age. Wilson getting jealous is optional.
296. House/OFC -- The first time House uses a prostitute, at Wilson's suggestion.
297. House/anyone -- must involve the line "We need to have sex right now." - claimed by phinnia
298. House/OMC -- House was in gay military porn. Cameron finds the tape during the investigation of the guy in Top Secret.
299. House/any male -- House bottoms.
300. House/anyone -- AU where House has the leg amputated and Stacy/Cuddy/Wilson/the party of your choice sleeps with him sometime afterward. Major bonus points if it's not crackfic.
WILSON/OTHER
301. Wilson/Kutner -- Remember when Wilson took over the lecture hall? Kutner's hot for teacher!
302. Wilson/Foreman -- Wilson always has the upper hand.
303. Wilson/Crandall -- Wilson finds out Crandall and House were a couple, hate!sex ensues.
304. Wilson/Debbie from Accounting -- geeky accounting sex (from Debbie's POV, if you can manage). Puns are icing on a delicious geeky cake.
305. Wilson/Robin -- Wilson, a hooker, and a strap on. - claimed by thewlisian_afer
306. Wilson/OMC -- jealous!House.
307. Wilson/any female -- Pushed to his limit, Wilson gets rough and dominant.
308. Wilson/OC -- mind-blowing, no strings attached, angst-free sex.
309. Wilson/anyone -- trying to avoid the advances of a persistent stalker (male or female) Wilson kisses the first person he can find. They are remarkably receptive. - claimed by petrichor_fizz
310. Wilson/? -- Wilson gets tentacle raped. - claimed by fatal_s
CUDDY/OTHER
311. Cuddy/Lou the janitor -- Somewhere in the hospital. She's naked except for her shoes, he's fully dressed.
312. Cuddy/Julie - what if Cuddy was the one Julie had an affair with?
313. Cuddy/Tritter -- he knows she perjured herself; what price is his silence? This one could be quite dark. - claimed by ithilwenn
314. Cuddy/Kutner -- Cuddy thinks she's being a little too Mrs. Robinson when she sleeps with Kutner. Kutner proves that he's the one teaching her a little something about sex.
315. Cuddy/anyone -- Cuddy and her vibrator, thinking about doing any or all of the main characters. The more, the merrier.
CHASE/OTHER
316. Chase/Amber -- Blond(e) ambition.
317. Chase/Sister Augustine -- That's the nun from ep 1.05 "Damned If You Do". They meet again a year later, and things spin out of control. Yes, she is still a nun.
318. Chase/Brenda -- In which Brenda punishes Chase for covering House's clinic hours.
CAMERON/OTHER
319. Cameron/Cuddy or Cameron/Stacy -- Cameron's first time with a girl.
320. Cameron/Cindy -- She's scared, she's alone, she's dying ... close enough.
321. Cameron/any female -- Cam finds House’s Lesbian Prison Stories book.
322. Cameron/anyone -- "What, you've never been watched before?" Cameronfic based off that line. - claimed by ithilwenn
THREESOMES AND MORESOMES
323. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House is being uncharacteristically nice. Wilson and Cuddy are concerned. (but really, who wouldn't be?) - claimed by oldblue
324. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House dies somehow. Wilson and Cuddy try to absolve their grief and realize their attraction to House didn't only bond them to him, but to one another, as well. House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, Wilson/Cuddy, with shades of OT3.
325. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House convinces dares seduces Cuddy into anal sex. Wilson catches them. Anal sex and masturbation promptly follow.
326. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Snowed in together in a hotel during a conference. The power goes out. However will they pass the time?
327. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- New Jersey passes a law allowing three people to legally wed. House, Cuddy, and a finally happy Wilson on their wedding night.
328. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House can't sleep. Wilson and Cuddy are trying to. Frottage ensues.
329. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- it has to be about pleasing Wilson who is angsting for whatever reason you want (divorce? coming out?).
330. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Established relationship. Wilson's stuck at an oncology conference. House and Cuddy let him know how much they miss him, in various creative ways.
331. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Cuddy is ambushed. Risky/semi-public sex, half-naked sex, double penetration. - claimed by angelfirenze
332. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- House is bored and comes up with an evil plan to seduce Cuddy and Wilson into his bed. His plan must include five steps, two of which have to be: 1) Conning Wilson into cooking all three of them dinner one night. 2) Pushing one of them into a closet and groping them until they agree to the threesome.
333. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Cuddy takes a "sick day." House and Wilson investigate.
334. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- Wilson has to attend one of his ex-wife's second marriage. who will he take with?
335. House/Cuddy/Wilson -- love in an elevator (livin' it up when I'm goin' down).
336. House/Wilson/Cameron -- twosome balcony seduction. Voyeuristic!House, Cam, or Wilson from Wilson or House's office. - claimed by highlander_ii
337. House/Wilson/Cameron -- a game of spin the cane turns into a dogpile.
338. House/Wilson/Cameron -- Wilson brings House a present, a tied up and blindfolded Cameron.
339. House/Wilson/Cameron -- rewrite of Resignation scene. Cameron enters House’s apartment and finds House is not alone in his bed. - claimed by niicelaady
340. House/Wilson/Cameron -- House and Jimmy have been fighting more than usual and Cameron is sick of seeing them miserable. She goes to both of them with a proposition and the results are more than she bargained for.
341. House/Wilson/Amber -- Pre-"Games". Amber walks in on House and Wilson screwing around in Wilson's office. She'll keep quiet, but only if she gets to join in. - claimed by bluerosefairy
342. House/Wilson/Amber -- Amber brings Wilson a present, a tied up and blindfolded House.
343. House/Wilson/Amber -- House harasses Amber.
344. House/Wilson/Chase -- House wants to see what Wilson looks like during sex, so shoves a (slightly reluctant) Chase into Wilson's bed in order to watch. - claimed by darkenheart
345. House/Wilson/Chase -- matches (Love Hurts, anyone?).
346. House/Wilson/Chase -- some type of dominance play, one forced to hump a pillow or something to get off.
347. House/Wilson/Chase -- In the balcony of Wilson's office. All three get to both top and bottom. - claimed by darkenheart
348. House/Wilson/Stacy -- (pre-infarction) House attempts to make golfing fun.
349. House/Wilson/Stacy -- Pre-infarction threesome, mainly Wilson/Stacy with House helping, shades of House/Wilson that Stacy (and possibly also Wilson) are oblivious to
350. House/Wilson/Nurse Brenda -- abusing the clinic rooms for private purposes -- Brenda finds out and joins in. - claimed by brynnamorgan
351. House/Wilson/Prostitute -- either House with a prostitute (male or female!) and thinking of Wilson instead, or all three of them are together. - claimed by mandibug
352. House/Wilson/OC -- House catches Wilson making out/having sex with someone else (anyone! including OFC or OMC) and watches. The other two don't know House is there.
353. House/Wilson/OMCs -- Group sex.
354. House/Wilson/OFC -- Wilson sandwich! Bonus points if they all get off at the same time.
355. House/Cuddy/Cameron -- screw House! Literally! They're sick of his crap, and may have finally found a way to make him a bit more happy at the workplace.
356. House/Cuddy/Cameron -- Now that Cameron's no longer working for House, she and Cuddy have become pretty good friends. One night after going out for drinks, they both decide to give House a visit. Will they regret it in the morning?
357. House/Cuddy/Chase -- punishment isn't always what you think it is. Cuddy and House punish Chase.
358. (House)/Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- House just sits there and commands their every move. In the diagnostics room. Which has glass walls. (Maximum smut, no need to be realistic.)
359. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Foreman wants pleasure. Chase wants love. Cameron wants to fix them both.
360. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Deciding drugging Wilson’s coffee was hilarious, House doses the ducklings and is very surprised by the result.
361. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Brain-Cancer!threesome
362. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- in which they finally have threesome sex.
363. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- woman on top.
364. Foreman/Chase/Cameron -- Foreman is leaving. Chase and Cameron don't want him to.
365. Chase/Cameron/Kutner -- stuck in an elevator; Kutner is frightened of crashing, Chase and Cam find a way to distract him
366. Chase/Cameron/Cuddy -- three Cs in a bed. Who's in control? Who has the most to lose?
367. Chase/Cameron/Thirteen -- The two women try to prove to Chase that they're not similar at all.
368. Chase/Cameron/Amber -- Blondes have more fun. Cameron is a lot kinkier than Chase ever imagined.
369. Chase/Cameron/anyone of your choice -- she likes people watching (or big orange cats watching). - claimed by enigma731
370. Foreman/Cuddy/Cameron -- House implies that Foreman is too chivalrous (aka a pussy in House-speak) to take advantage of two women at the same time. Will he be able to prove him wrong?
371. Cuddy/Stacy/Cameron -- pure threesome smut. No plot necessary.
372. House/Wilson/Chase/Cameron -- inspired by Wilson's "do you swing?" comment in Son of Coma Guy.
373. House/Stacy/Wilson/2nd wife -- The women managed to talk them into a double date, so the men try to talk them into non-monogamous sexual activities. This doesn't have to stay het, either.
374. Cuddy/House/Cameron/Chase/Foreman/Wilson -- Seriously. Who doesn't wanna see that?
OTHER PAIRINGS/MULTIPLE PAIRINGS
375. Cuddy/House, Cuddy/Wilson, Cuddy/OMC -- Cuddy, advanced in pregnancy, just can't get enough.
376. House/Wilson, Wilson/Robin -- Robin (the prostitute from "Airborne") is going after Wilson (hey, he makes her a better person and he's both hot and respectful). Of course, House is jealous and does something about it.
377. Cameron/Thirteen, Chase/Taub, Foreman/Kutner -- House instructs his old fellows to 'break the new kids in.' And boy, do they ever.
378. Foreman/Brenda -- why he really dumped Nurse Wendy.
379. Thirteen/Amber -- Amber discovers that Thirteen got hired for House's team. - claimed by missy7280
380. Vogler/Tritter -- It's nasty, it's ugly, it's unlubricated, it's unsatisfying--it's just what they deserve and House has the YouTube account!
FREE FOR ALL
381. The hospital hosts a masquerade ball. Anonymous!Sex abounds. - claimed by _abra_cadaver
382. Any tie-kink!Wilson (or tie-kink anyone for that matter) is greatly appreciated! - claimed by kickingcripple
383. Everyone/Anyone -- Chemical sabotage sends PPTH into a crazy spiral of drug-induced orgies. - claimed by seldra
384. Any pairing -- a reenactment of the no-masturbation dare in that one episode of Seinfeld. - claimed by grr_tiger
385. Porpoise porn, cracky smut, smutty crack, or plain old masturbation fantasy; character(s) of your choice. - claimed by recrudescene
X-OVERS
386. Anyone/Addison (from Grey's Anatomy) -- who's up for some cross-hospital affairs?
387. Wilson/George (Grey's Anatomy) -- after George failed his boards, he realized that what he really wanted to do was oncology. And men. - claimed by thebetch
388. Jack Harkness/everyone -- give me a House/Torchwood crossover fic where Jack seduces House, his lackeys, Wilson and Cuddy...let Jack have his wicked way with everyone...crack!orgies allowed. - claimed by seldra
389. House/Cuddy, DiNozzo -- A crossover between House and NCIS. House finds Cuddy flirting with DiNozzo for any reason. House is jealous and decides to 'mark his territory'.
389. Foreman/Jordan (from Scrubs) -- HATESEX.
390. House/Cristina (Grey's Anatomy) -- Cristina's had enough of Seattle's craziness, so she heads East ... and finds that Princeton has its own share of drama.