Dear crew, or whomever it may concern:

[get_me_a_drink]

Got bored in sickbay today, so I decided to share a few definitions with some of you to inject a little levity into your daily routine. On a side note, Jim, stop by my quarters later, I uh, made you something

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[cptn_j_kirk]

I'm glad to know that you have the self-insight to realize that you can be argumentative at times, Bones.

You made me something? Is it a surprise?

[keptnjamestkirk]

....

[cptn_j_kirk]

...

[keptnjamestkirk]

[fenceforflowers]

... Piracy? I would make a rather dashing pirate.

[get_me_a_drink]

You've always struck me as one, Mister Sulu. What with all that sword fightin'.

[fenceforflowers]

I'm not sure if eye-patches are my thing but I'm pretty sure I could rock a mean blouse.

Wow, I'm actually considering this, what the hell?

[get_me_a_drink]

If you say so, Mister Sulu. I'm not sure those are exactly Starfleet issue, but hell, why not?

[keptnjamestkirk]

I am not a bigot. My feelings, they hurt.

You made me something?

[get_me_a_drink]

Maybe not, but I thought you'd appreciate the definition regardless. I always say, it's the thought that counts...

Eer, yes, but I'd 'ppreciate you not tellin' anyone when I show you.

[keptnjamestkirk]

I'll, uh. Drop by later?

[get_me_a_drink]

Yeah. I drew you something, stop looking at me like I've got six heads, kid.

[goldenpilot]

Interesting word choices, Doctor. Are any of these poking fun at some of our crew members? I say this in jest, of course.

[get_me_a_drink]

There's the ticket, DiFalco. I tried t'find pilot, I really did. Unfortunately, the man died before the fight flight was attained 'nall.

[goldenpilot]

hahaha! Oh that's funny!

And please, call me Mars. I hate formalities.

[get_me_a_drink]

Mars then, 'least when we're off duty. Feel free to call me Leonard at that point, Mars.

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Nothing for me and my engineers? Doctor, I'm not sure if I should be relieved or insulted.

[get_me_a_drink]

If you insist, Scotty, I'll dig one up right now for you;

Sorcery, n. The ancient prototype and forerunning of political influence.

What you do down there in engineering is basically our twenty-third century equivalent, so.

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Why, Doctor, you make it sound like I'm the one who's really in charge of the ship.

You'll keep my secret safe, I hope.

[get_me_a_drink]

I have a funny feeling I'm not too far from the truth.

Of course Mister Scott, what else would a bartender be useful for?