Title: The Whore of Babylon
Author:
getahippyRating: G (fun for the whole family)
One day, Fuckuka Punymitsu was hit by a bus. Then the bus driver rallied the old people in the priority seats to beat a guy named Shittei with their canes and walkers until he cried like a baby who happened to be an asshole, because he was involved in activities that cannot be described in a fic as family-friendly as this one, but which may have been similar to incestuous necrophilia with a bison.
The bus driver was justified.
It was a righteous day.
The End