Original Fic

Jun 26, 2007 21:55

Title: The Whore of Babylon
Author: getahippy
Rating: G (fun for the whole family)


One day, Fuckuka Punymitsu was hit by a bus. Then the bus driver rallied the old people in the priority seats to beat a guy named Shittei with their canes and walkers until he cried like a baby who happened to be an asshole, because he was involved in activities that cannot be described in a fic as family-friendly as this one, but which may have been similar to incestuous necrophilia with a bison.

The bus driver was justified.

It was a righteous day.

The End
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