The Very Secret Diary of Sailor Bob

[getahippy]

Day 1: Brought into existence by genie. Feel oddly compelled to obey the tall one. Want a banana.

Day 2: Tall one has tasty leaves. Life is satisfying. Am practicing typing.

Day 3: Watched Animal Planet. Discovered the shift key. Am the smartest monkey.

Day 4: Tall one cleaning spotty's teeth with his tongue again. Must remember to

Comments

[comps_are_life]

... Chitose's monkey can type.

[getahippy]

Fight back against monkey slavery.

[comps_are_life]

... Um, what?

I don't think you'll get anywhere with... Red or whatever.

[getahippy]

We don't need to approval of others.

[benditlikekaji]

...

Hm.

Have you tried beginning casually? Perhaps asking him out for a nice ice cream cone.

[getahippy]

I will try that now. Thank you for your advice.

Can I have a thumbs up too? I'm trying to woo him with my internet popularity.

[benditlikekaji]

Anything to further Sengoku's happiness.

Hm. Is it working?

[getahippy]

I think he's shy. He's jealous now because he thought I was interested in another.

[dragonkick]

...You're a monkey? Who's Red?

[getahippy]

Red is the light of my life.

[dragonkick]

I see.

[getahippy]

Give me a thumbs up to help me win his love.

[petit_shinigami]

You and.............Sengoku-san?

o________________________o

[getahippy]

I'm taking him out for ice cream this weekend.

[petit_shinigami]

I didn't know Sengoku-san was.........dating........a monkey.

[getahippy]

We're not official yet.

[mindreader_eh]

I approve.