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[getahippy]

I've been reading my flist this week. Normally I Ctrl+F for keywords (Tachibana, Chitose, hippy, cult, weed, etc.), but I was feeling adventurous. I'll summarize for anyone else who tends to skim.

Random Person/Creature #1: I am normally [insert non-feline species], but today I am a cat. Of the opposite gender. Possibly I am a flying cat.

Comments

[bananas_an]

Person/Creature #2 is even stranger: they want the offspring.

...Some things I'll just pretend not to have read. Sailor Bob probably cheats.

[getahippy]

You shouldn't read any of my journal entries that mention Kippei. Or sex at all. Making a filter is too much effort, though.

[bananas_an]

Nothing can shock me after the past few days. I'll live.

[getahippy]

I could probably shock you if I tried.

[geikaface]

Battleship is good but I prefer Connect Four. :)

[getahippy]

I don't have Connect Four. I play tic-tac-toe sometimes.

[geikaface]

Do you play against yourself?

[getahippy]

I try to avoid playing with myself unless it's absolutely necessary. How about you?

[poison_buchou]

Wassup, Chitose?

Let that be a lesson to all the children: stay away from goat snot.

[getahippy]

I'm trying to get Saeki to play the hokey-pokey with me. You?

I don't judge the furries.

[poison_buchou]

That could present a problem. I heard he has two left feet.

Hanging in there. Trying to pay off my debt to Azusa in the least embarrassing fashion.

I'm right with the furries; just carry plenty of Kleenex.

[getahippy]

... He studies kendo.

Kleenex kills the rainforest. You should buy a more environmentally friendly tissue.

[hex_you_up]

Well-summarised.

[gekidasadaze]

GET RID OF YOUR MONKEY.