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[getalifeyounerd]

I feel exactly like Jesus when he doesn't feel anything at all. I know. I know. I know. This is the future, the past is a cactus. Know this: The present exists only in cheeseburgers. You don't believe me. You don't. That is fine, it is difficult to believe. 
The present in cheeseburgers? This guy is nuts!
The present makes you fat, that is a fact!

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[getalifeyounerd]

One more, and one more and one more. Mystikal what? ZZ who? I don't care what your father said. Shake it. Paraphrase'd like I'm a jobber. Hulk Hogan doesn't know, look it up. Learn the language.

[facelessembrace]

oh dear lord

[getalifeyounerd]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!
"I KNOW KUNG FU."

[facelessembrace]

i know joe foo, he makes tofu.