HALIFAX WAS PRETTY SWEET.
SACKVILLE WAS PRETTY SWEET.

I love the concept that is the juicebox. I love the glamour. I love the power. I love the preservatives and I love the colouring. I love that something so simple can shorten my life and my attention span. I love that we are killing ourselves like it was the plan. I enjoy the whole idea. I like to pretend that it is a big conspiracy. If people were ( Read more... )

What? No, fuck you... No, I said fuck you. Ahh!

Gee, are you guys smoking the crystal meth?

Hi, I'm here to take the fall.

What in the whole wide world is an anarchist?

you can tell me when I can eat and tell me when I can sleep, but baby, don't tell me when to die ( Read more... )

If life were easy I'd have gone on a sweet roadtrip by now.

she's a summer-fun girl, oh yeah.

James Michael Toole --

[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

"Not meanin' ye any harm, sir."

If you put it in yer mouth,
You'll spill it out yer butt,
So do us all a favor,
And keep yer chomper shut.

"I've not got any intentions."

I am now the (semi-)proud owner of an automobile.
If point A is here, where is point B? Isosceles?

I've got my pocket-sized Jesus-on-the-cross, but I can't turn this one.
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Stand down you little parasite, I'll not give you my positive energy.