FINALLY! SOMEONE FINALLY UNLOCKS WHAT WOMEN ARE REALLY THINKING!

[getawayfrommera]

So I found this article in a men's health magazine. I thought that women's magazines were brutal to guys. They don't even compare to how "insightful" this is on women:

Avoiding The Traps Women SetBy Matthew Fitzgerald

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[i_am_tron]

WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DARE THIS MAN POST ALL OUR SECRETS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE! IT TOOK GENERATIONS OF EVOLUTION TO COME UP WITH THOSE!

Oh and just for the record, if a guy always said he was thinking about me, I'd be a little freaked out.

[crazycare]

Wow. Most of those are pretty good. Except not all girls mean something different when they talk. Like two days ago, I asked my boyfriend what he was thinking about, and he said "pizza", and I thought it was cool, because I was thinking about pizza... and then we talked about pizza. And a good time was had by all. And then I ate pizza. But then, I have been called masculine. Oh well.

[i_am_tron]

Just for kicks, I went and looked this guy up on Google, and I found this incredibly entertaining interview with him about a book that he's published. Let me show you the first couple paragraphs:

Matthew Fitzgerald is the author of ‘Sex-ploytation’, a book that explores just how mercenary women are in seeking men purely on the basis of their wealth. The main message of the book is best summed up in the opening to chapter one:

“The average American woman is a whore. Her vagina is a business, and this business is extortion. Her most cherished goal is to live at a man’s expense, to luxuriate in a life without work or responsibility. To this end, she deliberately seeks out men with large incomes or with resources adequate enough to warrant exploitation; all other males are rejected as “losers” or “friends”.”

For more of this high-quality entertainment, please visit http://www.cooltools4men.com/ItsAllAboutTheMoney.htm

[toxicbiatch]

(from that interview Evan posted)-

"I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME WHORE."

This man is wonderful.

[koreankamikaze]

Brilliant, just brilliant.