fifth.

[getawaywith]

[ action for 503 Ricardo Street ]

[Shizuru is stabbing a turkey. It's not an attack turkey. In fact, human blood is spraying out of it every time she stabs it.

She's smiling serenely. This may be a form of stress relief.]

[ phone ]To wash bloodstains out of clothing, one should thoroughly rinse the affected garments in cold water as soon as

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[caginghair]

[Oh god what is going on? Just staring pretty creeped out for now. No wonder Shiki warned her that their "mother" was kind of unhinged...]

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[getawaywith]

[Stops stabbing for a minute.]

Oh, no, the mess...

[As if she's just noticed it.]

I do apologize!

[caginghair]

[stay composed stay composed stay composed]

Do turkeys normally bleed that much? I'm afraid you may have purchased a defective one.

[getawaywith]

Oh? I didn't purchase it. It was delivered to our doorstep. Isn't that nice?

[artwithknives]

[RUNNING OUT TO PUKE OH GOD]

[getawaywith]

[Calling after him at the tell-tale sounds]

Shiki, remember to clean yourself up after!

[artwithknives]

[HOLD ON I'M NOT DONE YET]

[getawaywith]

[Pauses in stabbing the turkey, gets out a rag, and starts wiping blood off the counter and floor.]

[voice]

[crystalrazing]

[Oh god what did she do now.]

... Why are you telling everyone how to get blood out of clothing?

[voice]

[getawaywith]

Isn't it useful advice, Natsuki?

[voice]

[crystalrazing]

Well, yeah, it is. But it seems kind of... sudden.

[voice]

[getawaywith]

There was a sad incident with a turkey.

[worst_apple]

Sometimes baking soda can help, too!

[getawaywith]

Oh, yes. Thank you very much for the advice!

[worst_apple]

Yeah! Hey, watch out, though. Somebody put the knife INSIDE mine.

[getawaywith]

My! What a terrible thing to do. That isn't in the spirit of this holiday at all, is it?

[vassalation]

[ walking into the kitchen...

and walking right back out. ]

[getawaywith]

[ calling after ]

I'll be sure to clean up the mess!

[vassalation]

Yeah, that's... real great! [ his retreat is halted though at the sight of something on the doormat. ] Why the hell is there another one out here?