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[gethappy]

Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been in jail! Thank god I'm finally out of there. You see, I was having an affair with a married man, although I didn't know he was married! His wife started getting suspicious and followed him to our motel one night. When she found out what was going on, she shot him and then framed me! Thankfully,

Comments

[bluegrace61]

How I've missed you, Aaron!

[freeker_cnu]

Double A-ron. You are necessary for life on earth.

[franglish_love]

oh my god have i missed you! no wonder we never got together you silly goose!

[caboose]

I'm so glad they figured out the truth, it restores my faith in the justice system.

[joelyttle3]

That would be awesome if it were true...it'd make a great book.

xoxo