× Otto. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[getmesomewhisky]

[Well. Xanxus found a rather unexpected gift in his PC just a few moments ago. Unexpected and unwanted. After checking its stats with his Gear, he discovered that this Pokémon used to belong to his now departed subordinate, Belphegor. A good boss would look after his subordinate's Pokémon for him; however, Xanxus is not a good boss. He doesn't

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[sharkfoodbound]

[This is Squalo scoffing in the background. ...and trying not to be fucking strangled by a certain Dratini.]

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[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus hopes that thing chokes you to death, Squalo.]

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[sharkfoodbound]

Don't figure you'd rather have this piece of shit, huh?

[Which he's holding away from him with one hand now. ...of course she promptly wraps around his arm much too snugly for comfort. Squalo scowls, and despite Dratinis looking so damn cute and innocent, she smirks at him in return.]

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[getmesomewhisky]

No.

[Sucks for you. At least this shitty Furret is well behaved.]

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[cristal_promise]

You're cruel

I don't see anything wrong with it, it seems like a healthy pokemon so you shouldn't use those words

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[getmesomewhisky]

Do you want it, then?

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[cristal_promise]

[Her expression is frozen into a tight frown]

What do you want in return?

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[getmesomewhisky]

Either money or a Pokémon that's actually useful.

[flawlesspoison]

[Ah... Shiraishi feels rather nervous (for some mysterious reason he doesn't know), but well, he can't help himself saying something]

You shouldn't call anyone "shit", you know.

[getmesomewhisky]

[Well, Xanxus is a naturally intimidating man.]

I'll call anyone whatever the fuck I want.

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[flawlesspoison]

[Yes... yes he is]

It's insulting.

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[getmesomewhisky]

That's the point, dumb shit.

[See what he did there?]

[Video] (Duh, self. :|)

[usedwaterpulse]

[Geez guy, what's with your attitude?] Well that seems uncalled for. Why would you call your own Pokemon a piece of-- ... You know. [Well she's not keen on leaving it with you if you're looking to rehome it, but she's willing to bet you want something for it. She's had to deal with pirates before.]

Are you just giving it away or do you want something for it?

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[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus isn't a pirate, he's an assassin. A very selfish assassin.]

I didn't catch it. I just found it in my box.

Money or a Pokémon that isn't shit will do.

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[usedwaterpulse]

[You have scars on your face like a pirate. :( Albeit a very CRANKY pirate.]

Well, how about one thousand? [That's pretty generous, she thinks, since Eevee eggs usually go for double that.]

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[getmesomewhisky]

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Xanxus thinks that is the worst offer ever. 8|]

Higher.

Video (Oh God Tohru is gonna try. :|; This should be interesting.)

[little_umeboshi]

[That's so mean, to call a Pokemon that! But she has a Furret too, and he'd like a lady friend. In fact he's peering over her shoulder now. HEY FELLOW FURRET!]

U-um... how much would you want for it? I have money, if that's okay...?

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[getmesomewhisky]

[OOH, HI! Pandamink looks very excited to see another Furret~ She perks up and gives him a cute little smile.]

At least P50,000.

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[little_umeboshi]

Um, okay! Then I'll take it! [She smiles.]

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[getmesomewhisky]

[Congratulations, Tohru, you're the lucky winner of a level 30 Furret.]

Where are you?