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getmesomewhisky

× Nove. [Text]

Aug 06, 2011 18:28

[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]

Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.

*shelly de killer, *miles, *layton, *l, *daisy, *lucifer, *shiraishi, fml, *crow, fuck this shit, !text, *menma, *riku, *izaya, being tall isn't always a good thing

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text; LET'S DO THIS THING profpuzzle August 7 2011, 01:08:32 UTC

[ The Professor is sitting at the Cianwood Pokemon Centre, waiting for his Pokemon to heal. Yuuuuup. ]

I believe when you evolve some Flying-type Pokemon to their final forms, such as a Pidgey, the grow quite large.

And language, Mister Xanxus. A true gentleman always watches what he says.

text; YEEEESSSSS ;A; getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 01:14:45 UTC

[Xanxus is just relaxing by the ocean and will probably be hard to miss once Layton walks out of the Center.]

How large?

I'm not a true gentleman.

text; I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ;A; profpuzzle August 7 2011, 01:28:42 UTC

[ Just getting his Pokemon from the front desk now. He'll be outside soon. ]

If I remember correctly, a friend of mine's Pidgeot is at least five feet tall.

With practice, I am sure that you can become one.

text; ME TOO SIUDFHSJFSK getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 01:31:18 UTC

Way too short.

I don't want to become one.

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nokemenma August 7 2011, 01:24:41 UTC

if you train them, theyll definitely get bigger and stronger!!! :)

getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 01:26:53 UTC

They're fully evolved at level 93 and they're still too damn short.

nokemenma August 7 2011, 01:28:25 UTC

oh. poor things... :(

i heard that the further you go the more powerful pokemon you can find :o

getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 01:39:28 UTC

No shit. They better be taller.

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video islandshore August 7 2011, 01:44:02 UTC

Doesn't matter if they're small. Pretty sure they can get the job done.

[He says that as his almost seven-foot Charizard swoops down and grunts.]

Just isn't as comfortable to ride on a Pidgeot or a Skarmory.

video getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 02:09:42 UTC

[...

Why can't his Charizard be that tall. :c Xanxus's Charizard, who is at the average height of 5'7", is curled up in the Cianwood sand and being used as a pillow.]

How.

video islandshore August 8 2011, 01:25:35 UTC

Just hold on tight and hope for the best. Pokémon and the laws of physics don't go hand in hand, otherwise a Dragonite couldn't even hover.

[Because really. Their wings are so puny and look like they'd snap.]

It's pretty rough, though. If you're riding on something smaller than you, you can't move around much.

video getmesomewhisky August 8 2011, 16:19:21 UTC

[...Well, Riku has a point there.]

That's why I want something bigger.

[Xanxus is picky as fuck, you see.]

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[Text] redeyesforpride August 7 2011, 03:22:59 UTC

Did you try flying in a Dragonite?

[Text] getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 03:25:35 UTC

No.

[Text] redeyesforpride August 7 2011, 03:30:35 UTC

Strong Dragon-type, 7'03", pretty useful.

[Text] getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 03:31:49 UTC

[DO WANT]

How do I get one?

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[text] shellderkillder August 7 2011, 11:01:51 UTC

You would be surprised by the resilience of some Pokémon. Have you at least tried?

[text] getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 14:57:30 UTC

Yes, I have.

[text] shellderkillder August 7 2011, 15:45:21 UTC

... I suppose that may be a problem, then.

[text] getmesomewhisky August 7 2011, 15:47:59 UTC

No shit.

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