× Tredici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus is back on the network, looking unamused as usual; however, the outfit he is wearing is completely different from anything he's ever worn before. Today he is donning this kingly outfit minus the shirt, because just look at that thing, it's hideous. So enjoy the view of his scarred and muscular abs. To further add to his oh so manly and

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[killer_sweets]

[White rabbit is on the scene. Oh god oh god he's hoping he's not late. He gives a low bow before his King. Making sure his eyes are to the floor.]

All hail his majesty, the King of hearts! Your lowly herald has come to service thee.

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[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus glares down at Killua.]

You are late! Again! Would it kill you to arrive in a timely manner for once?!

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[killer_sweets]

I'm s-so terribly sorry my liege, I was just informing the peasants of your rightful claim on this land.

[He flinches slightly at the word 'kill']

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[getmesomewhisky]

Hmph... Well, if that's what you were doing, I suppose I can let it slide this time. But if you're ever late again, it's off with your head!

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[getmesomewhisky]

You insolent fool! This isn't a costume, and it most certainly isn't crazy! These are the garbs of true royalty, fit only for a king such as myself!

[He laughs in an arrogant, haughty manner.]

And you? Fight me? Don't be ridiculous! A lowly peasant such as yourself could not possibly defeat me!

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[getmesomewhisky]

It's not a joke! Cease that at once!

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[flawlesspoison]

[Oh, if only Shiraishi was normal... but he's not, as he's already wearing the Snow White costume he has. So he'll just... go with it.]

The king of hearts? It's a pleasure to meet you, your majesty. [He makes a small curtsey.] Unfortunately I have nothing to offer you yet, but I shall think of something before we possibly one day meet.

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[getmesomewhisky]

[The politeness is great and all, but.... what is wrong with this boy...]

...You are a boy, are you not? Why on Earth are you wearing a dress? You should be wearing pants, and a fine shirt!

[Never mind that Xanxus isn't wearing one, but hey, he's the king. He can be shirtless if he wants to.]

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[flawlesspoison]

Pardon me? I'm not a boy, dear sir. [Someone hasn't checked their gender today, it seems-] I've always been a girl.

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[getmesomewhisky]

Do I look like I was born yesterday?! It's quite obvious that you are, in fact, a boy!

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[jadeimp]

[Hey, have a hot tempered queen to bump into you Xanxus! She's kind of pre-occupied at the moment with a really weird curse that makes her say 'Desu' ALL THE TIME, and she doesn't see you there at first.]

Ah! I say, you should watch where you are going, desu! I could have your head for that, clumsy oaf, desu-!

[This is followed by a pause as she notes that it's the 'King of Hearts'.]

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[getmesomewhisky]

[And have an equally hot-tempered king glaring at Suiseiseki.]

The one who needs to watch where they are going is you, insolent wretch! And watch how you speak to your king, too! I could have your head for such blatant disrespect!

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[jadeimp]

[Oh Goldenrod is so doomed...]

Why you ill mannered mongrel, I should have your head for speaking to my royal self, your Queen, in such a tone, desu!

[This could go back and forth for awhile, surely there are endless reasons for both to have the other's head removed.]

I say, it was also probably you who has had me cursed with this wretched verbal tic, desu!

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[getmesomewhisky]

[Yes it is.]

You have no authority in this land! I will speak to you in any tone I wish! And why would I waste my precious time casting a curse on you when I have much more important things to do?

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[getshead]

Are we expected to follow a leader who calls his subjects pathetic and miserable?

[Can you hear the mockery in his voice, Xanxus? HE IS SO ENTERTAINED BY ALL OF THIS. Halloween \8D/]

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[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus fails to see what is so amusing about any of this.]

Yes, you are! Now bow down to me or it's off with your head!

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[getshead]

And just how exactly do you plan to find me and decapitate me again?

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[getmesomewhisky]

I'll send my guards to capture you!