× Quattrodici. [Video / Action for Saffron] Fourth Wall Post!

[getmesomewhisky]

[Oh boy, a fourth wall event that Xanxus is actually conscious for! Like many others who have regained lost powers and weapons and whatnot, his Flames of Wrath are now fully functional once more, and his X-Guns and box weapon have mysteriously appeared on his person as well. After having gone almost an entire year without them, he finds it very,

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[bedazzlingly]

[You know which kid has a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time? If you guessed this one, then you're right.
He's just going to be screeching like a little girl and ducking behind this bush, thanks. He was This close to becoming a roasted Ruby via X-Guns just now.]

COULD YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THOSE PLEASE?!

[getmesomewhisky]

[Wow, what a wimp. Xanxus looks in Ruby's direction and points one of his guns straight at him.]

No.

[bedazzlingly]

Hah- [Well... crap. Ruby's got his arms raised now.] Then can we at least come to a compromise and say you won't shoot me?

[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus just glares at him for a little while longer before he aims his gun elsewhere.]

You're not worth wasting bullets on.

[But he'll continue shooting trees and wild Pokémon!]

squalo... u///u

[getmesomewhisky]

[And as soon as he hears Squalo's laughter, Xanxus stops and turns back to look at him. What the hell, man?]

What the fuck are you doing here?

[getmesomewhisky]

Because you're not supposed to be, dumb shit.

[Newbies aren't supposed to spawn here!!]

[in_themachine]

[WELL THIS IS AWKWARD]

[There's a rather familiar-looking guy just standing behind a tree with a very crazy hairdo and sunglasses...and he's just going to stare at Xanxus and the lion now because WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN]

X-Xanxus?

[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus looks in Sissel's direction, just... staring at him for a moment. His face definitely looks familiar to him (and his hair), but that's about it.]

...Who the fuck are you again?

[He's not very good at remembering people he doesn't really give a shit about.]

[in_themachine]

Sissel. We talked a while ago. Don't know how long ago that was, though. Honestly, I'm back as if nothing happened...

[THIS IS ALL SO VERY CONFUSING]

But I remember you! I definitely remember you.

[getmesomewhisky]

[So people who had powers/weapons before are suddenly getting them back now, and people who weren't in Johto/Kanto before are appearing in random towns. This is definitely strange. Normally, people spawn either in New Bark or, since last month, Goldenrod...

Honestly, he's just as confused as Sissel is.]

...This is fucked up.

[Action]

[oceansbane]

[Well, this is new. End up on the wrong side of a severe asskicking at the hands of your rival, wake up in Kanto. Not something he'd expected, but. Technicalities, really.

What Maxie's left with today, then (outside of a hell of a lot of confusion) is someone who looks vaguely familiar playing with a fucking fireball. Needless to say, the fucking fireball is far more interesting than anything the guy himself is actually doing. It's not something Groudon does; no, no, this feels like something else. Different.

He smirks.]

Well. Whatever's going on here, I should think you wouldn't complain.

[Action]

[getmesomewhisky]

I'm not. It's just fucking weird.

[Xanxus is honestly wondering if this is all just a dream. It would make a whole lot more sense if it was... Meanwhile, the fiery kitty over here is eyeing Maxie suspiciously.]

I'm here bb~ >3 (Is Fang from plurk~)

[simondecimo]

[Oh snap...that would be the leader of the Varia. He's going to try to sneak past him but as usual falls on his face.]

O-Ow...

♥!

[getmesomewhisky]

[Oh sup, Enma. Xanxus has no idea who you are, but you look weak and pathetic so you annoy him.]

Fucking dumbass.

<33333333333333

[simondecimo]

[Enma hears the comment and has no idea the other doesn't know him.]

Uh...sorry...