( Individually privatized messages left in the compendium, each saying the same thing to: Annalisa Miranda; Easy Raub; Marie Bouchard; Avery Klutch; Sebastian Han )

Hate to break it to you ass holes, but there's only ONE James Bond. There's like twenty fuckers at the Pen tonight acting like jerks and it's getting on my nerves.

You know, I was pitching out my old calender (yeah, shut up, I know...it's the second week in January) when I realized that we haven't had a good ol' fashioned game of Pen poker in a long fucking time. Anybody interested in starting that back up again?

Shrek II, on the tv. Ha!

Captain Hook's playing the piano in the seedy bar.

Oh yeah. Happy new year.

Man, I'm glad that's all over. I mean, the whole Christmas thing. At least I got a few cool presents. Lobby decorations coming down today.

Who wants a New Year's Eve party at the Pen?

Not me.

People getting drunk and shit, and who has to make sure everything's cleaned up? Me, that's who. Go to some bar or other house where you can throw up ( Read more... )

( ...and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll... )