Twitter canon!
So because my priorities are clearly in order, I went through Lassiter's canon twitter and compiled all the relevant little facts for my reference here. Because honestly, do not want to have to dig for that kind of information there in the future. I'll probably be updating this post as time goes on.
- Somehow it's O'Hara's fault Lassiter got a twitter.
- Would not go back in time to live in the Old West. Guns of today are far more superior.
- Apparently O'Hara is a messy taco eater.
- Lassiter is a fan of any weapon that is handy (no preference.)
- Carries a .45.
- Thinks Jamba Juice has too much sugar.
- ...Does not know who Othello is.
- Goes to the shooting range 10-14 times a week depending on his mood.
- Will not reveal how many guns he actually has hidden. (8+)
- Between Spencer and Goochberg, he'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Goochberg because it'd be easier to knock her unconscious.
- Would rather be "Head Puke Mopper at Chucky Cheese" than be stuck behind a desk all day.
- Picked up 5 knives while in Canada.
- Buzzcut was because of how much Victoria hated them (and because it shaves 27 seconds off the morning routine.)
- "As my grandmother use to say: 'Be whoever you wanna be, and donkey punch anyone in the throat who has a problem with it'."
- Thinks Joe Friday from Dragnet is a God.
- Watches Mad Men.
- Doesn't know what South Park is. (Apparently Juliet made him that South Park avatar.)
- Has tried to get the department to let him carry this. Also has tried for sap gloves.
- "Robert Patrick's T-1000 is my new cop hero. Except for the wanting to annihilate the human race part."
- Brushes his teeth with baking soda, since he's allergic to mint.
- Has only had ice cream once.
- Made 37 arrests last Halloween.
- "If you go to the circus, don't piss off the head clown. I'm not speaking metaphorically, those circus folk are nuts. I just arrested some."
- "I arrested the owners of a puppy mill today. They may have accidentally hit their heads while getting into the car. Repeatedly. By accident."
- Would rather spend time iin County Lock Up than go to the mall during the Christmas season.
- ...Still believes in Santa? "I don't think that guy posing for pictures at the mall was the real Santa. I'm almost positive."
- Doesn't make New Years Resolutions.
- Thinks Taylor Swift is a sweet kid.
- Made his own gun cleaner: "25% pineapple juice, 25% mango juice, 50% gasoline. Smells like victory."
- Is 6' tall.
- Rhubarb is his favorite pie.
- Plan for the Zombie apocalypse: "Gatling Gun. Exploding acid tiped bullets. Done and done!"
- Has no cannibalism plan between Chief Vick, Henry, & McNabb, because he believes they'd kill him and eat him before he hit the dirt. (Buzz apparently gets "very cranky when he doesn't eat and all loyalties are lost.")
- The reason he would eat Spencer last is because "he is poisonous."
- O'Hara carries a Glock 17 with a pony engraved on it, and he opted for the unicorn (PROBABLY SARCASTIC but I thought it was too hilarious not to mention.)
- "If I saw Cupid coming at me w/ an arrow drawn, I would be duty bound to protect myself & put two into his fat little chest. Just a heads up."
- Records, and watches the biathlon in slow-mo.
- "I skipped spelling in school, went straight to shooting."
- Thinks chimpanzees are much more civilized than most humans he encounters.
- Would enter the biathlon event in the Olympics if he could.
- On the Canada v. U.S. hockey game: "Watched it in a pub in Vancouver. I was one of 3 Americans. Seeing how I was unarmed, I cheered for the US...Very Quietly."
- Favorite Hitchcock movie: " NORTH BY NORTHWEST is #1, followed close behind by THE 39 STEPS."
- Would like his Replicant to be played by Rutger Hauer.
- Cops theme is in his internal playlist when he chases down criminals.
- Feelings on Shawn: "I like him like I like a head cold. Annoying, but survivable."
- Apparently he changes his ringtones when O'Hara gets sick of them.
- Favorite nicknames: Sir, or Detective.
- Thinks a mounted division would be awesome.
- Favorite Disney movie is Robin Hood. (Was rooting for The Sheriff of Nottingham.)
- Uses his handcuffs to lock up his mountain bike sometimes.
- If he had to choose a sword for a duel: Rapier and dagger.
- Favorite brand of coffee is Pete's.
- Favorite word is mendacity.
- Somehow it's O'Hara's fault Lassiter got a twitter.
- Would not go back in time to live in the Old West. Guns of today are far more superior.
- Apparently O'Hara is a messy taco eater.
- Lassiter is a fan of any weapon that is handy (no preference.)
- Carries a .45.
- Thinks Jamba Juice has too much sugar.
- ...Does not know who Othello is.
- Goes to the shooting range 10-14 times a week depending on his mood.
- Will not reveal how many guns he actually has hidden. (8+)
- Between Spencer and Goochberg, he'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Goochberg because it'd be easier to knock her unconscious.
- Would rather be "Head Puke Mopper at Chucky Cheese" than be stuck behind a desk all day.
- Picked up 5 knives while in Canada.
- Buzzcut was because of how much Victoria hated them (and because it shaves 27 seconds off the morning routine.)
- "As my grandmother use to say: 'Be whoever you wanna be, and donkey punch anyone in the throat who has a problem with it'."
- Thinks Joe Friday from Dragnet is a God.
- Watches Mad Men.
- Doesn't know what South Park is. (Apparently Juliet made him that South Park avatar.)
- Has tried to get the department to let him carry this. Also has tried for sap gloves.
- "Robert Patrick's T-1000 is my new cop hero. Except for the wanting to annihilate the human race part."
- Brushes his teeth with baking soda, since he's allergic to mint.
- Has only had ice cream once.
- Made 37 arrests last Halloween.
- "If you go to the circus, don't piss off the head clown. I'm not speaking metaphorically, those circus folk are nuts. I just arrested some."
- "I arrested the owners of a puppy mill today. They may have accidentally hit their heads while getting into the car. Repeatedly. By accident."
- Would rather spend time iin County Lock Up than go to the mall during the Christmas season.
- ...Still believes in Santa? "I don't think that guy posing for pictures at the mall was the real Santa. I'm almost positive."
- Doesn't make New Years Resolutions.
- Thinks Taylor Swift is a sweet kid.
- Made his own gun cleaner: "25% pineapple juice, 25% mango juice, 50% gasoline. Smells like victory."
- Is 6' tall.
- Rhubarb is his favorite pie.
- Plan for the Zombie apocalypse: "Gatling Gun. Exploding acid tiped bullets. Done and done!"
- Has no cannibalism plan between Chief Vick, Henry, & McNabb, because he believes they'd kill him and eat him before he hit the dirt. (Buzz apparently gets "very cranky when he doesn't eat and all loyalties are lost.")
- The reason he would eat Spencer last is because "he is poisonous."
- O'Hara carries a Glock 17 with a pony engraved on it, and he opted for the unicorn (PROBABLY SARCASTIC but I thought it was too hilarious not to mention.)
- "If I saw Cupid coming at me w/ an arrow drawn, I would be duty bound to protect myself & put two into his fat little chest. Just a heads up."
- Records, and watches the biathlon in slow-mo.
- "I skipped spelling in school, went straight to shooting."
- Thinks chimpanzees are much more civilized than most humans he encounters.
- Would enter the biathlon event in the Olympics if he could.
- On the Canada v. U.S. hockey game: "Watched it in a pub in Vancouver. I was one of 3 Americans. Seeing how I was unarmed, I cheered for the US...Very Quietly."
- Favorite Hitchcock movie: " NORTH BY NORTHWEST is #1, followed close behind by THE 39 STEPS."
- Would like his Replicant to be played by Rutger Hauer.
- Cops theme is in his internal playlist when he chases down criminals.
- Feelings on Shawn: "I like him like I like a head cold. Annoying, but survivable."
- Apparently he changes his ringtones when O'Hara gets sick of them.
- Favorite nicknames: Sir, or Detective.
- Thinks a mounted division would be awesome.
- Favorite Disney movie is Robin Hood. (Was rooting for The Sheriff of Nottingham.)
- Uses his handcuffs to lock up his mountain bike sometimes.
- If he had to choose a sword for a duel: Rapier and dagger.
- Favorite brand of coffee is Pete's.
- Favorite word is mendacity.