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Today a bird shat on my hand just as I was stepping onto the bus. It was warm and yoghurt-y and white and disgusting, and I tried not to lose it as I asked the driver if he had a tissue. I washed my hands profusely and overloaded on that sanitizer as soon as we got to the mall, but it doesn't matter one bit. My hand will never feel clean again
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But I think maybe people just say that as some for on consolation to the superstitious... I mean how lucky can you be to get shat on in the first place?
It's happened to me twice. Once when I was playing otuside at recess and I had to get the rest of the day all paranoid about being smelly. Not cool.
and I didn't qualify for a GST credit because I wasn't 19 according to the letter they sent me (which was dated July 3rd). How annoying.
ps. what's damask?
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And I hated that last year! I was living on my own and still no free money? Wtf government! haha
Damask is pretty like intricate pattern. Google image it, you've totally seen it I bet.
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that looks pretty neat I must say, especially some of the damask tattoos.
:)
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