Test Log Seven: I'm going to kill you.

[getsciencedone]

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[lotuslife]

They do not have a very good selection of appliances, I find...

[getsciencedone]

No they really don't. Still at least they allow me to buy these. It's very annoying having to drag my drone husband around when I want to buy some tools.

[lotuslife]

And what of weapons? They are even more irritating to buy.

[getsciencedone]

Yes, that is true.

They do not seem to like women here.

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[10_year_old_kid]

[Ash was never a fan of science class. Even as a kid before he became a Pokémon Trainer, he had trouble with the concepts even with Mr. Carlson's help... He was hesitant to ask, but he figured if he failed any of his subjects he'd be forced into becoming one of those drone things...]

Uh, Miss? [He entered the classroom and pulled out a textbook of his own...] I don't really get this concept? If I've got it right, I think I might have broken the laws of physics a few times?

[getsciencedone]

[Oh thank god, science things. She smiles and doesn't even make a remark about you being an idiot. Though she's sure that's going to be the case.]

What is it you're having a problem with?

[10_year_old_kid]

Well, for one... The whole thing about fire being hot enough to melt people doesn't make sense?

[getsciencedone]

Let me see that.

[Frowns and reaches out for the text book.]

People cannot melt. They can however cook and burn. If a person is set on fire they will die from either carbon monoxide poisoning. heatstroke, shock, the loss of blood or simply the thermal decomposition of vital body parts. But they will not melt.

[And yes she is spouting this off as though it's common knowledge]

C, as in I C whut you did thar.

[push_pull_girl]

[Anise came home from school surprised that her 'mother' called in a sick day. Making her up the stairs she found her sewing calmly on the porch. Something seemed....off...Was it her not wanting to bake a cake? Or was something actually missing? After standing there for a moment she decided to greet the woman.]

Hey GLaDOS~! Are you feeling any better? Did you want me to make us dinner tonight?

You C nothing.

[getsciencedone]

[GLaDOS looks over with a smile]

I am feeling much better. Thank you for asking.

[She places the lab coat to the side.]

You can if you want to. But I am well enough to do it myself if you are just offering to be kind.

We'll C.

[push_pull_girl]

I'm glad to hear that♥

[Anise returned her smile, looking happy to hear that.]

It's fine, I think taking turns is a good thing~♥ Do you have anything that you'd like to eat~?

[getsciencedone]

You pick someething you like. I'm still not used to eating to have a favorite meal yet.

[Other then cake.]

[relaxiamadoctor]

[Fran runs into GLaDOS in the classroom]

Good afternoon Miss GLaDOS~

[getsciencedone]

[Smile. Doctor lady is nice.]

Good afternoon.

I did not know you worked in the school as well. Are you a teacher here?

[relaxiamadoctor]

No~ The town believes me to be one of the students, even though I am more than qualified as a medical practitioner~ If I could keep the drones or the town from shutting it down, I'd open up a lab at home and a clinic here in school, just like I did back home~

[getsciencedone]

Perhaps you could start a fake club and use it as a front for a clinic here.