lets start tomorrow and finish the next day

[getsetgo]

i've decided that i should be paid to make great salads. all i want to do is make great salads. i want to blast music and be alone in a big kitchen and make salads. and maybe a few great sandwhiches too. maybe. but i mean great. really great. i want to watch people's reactions to the greatness. i want to make people cry becuase they are so

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[ink_and_tears]

I want you to make me an orgasmically good salad.

[getsetgo]

uh-oh. naomi wants the sex. naomi wants the tears... uh-oh. naomi is in for it. that can be arranged.

[cynthiakaycobb]

i want to start a restaurant. But not in spokane. do you want to move to oregon and be a salad chef?

[getsetgo]

cindy you totally should. in portland though. we love the portland. portland might be able to handle my salads and your mad restauranting skills. ;)

[labor_of_love]

If I eat one of your salads, do you promise me sex? Could I have two orgasms if I do both? Would I cry afterwards? And if so, would it be because I was ashamed of myself, or because I was so happy? Hmm, all these burning questions...

[getsetgo]

yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. no.
so happy. so happy for so good of salads. delish.

[spiffiemclure]

awww, lil' emo likes to toss the salad.

I can't believe I just said that.

:(

[getsetgo]

awwww wilber is mocking me and my dreams. how cute.

i think you're just in need of some good salad lovin' ;)

hope you've been having a good summer. way to be a stranger, steven.

Re: :p

[spiffiemclure]

Are you leaving soon? You should take me out on a night on the "scene". I'll be sure to bring tissues.

poo

[getsetgo]

oooh bam. he strickes again with the mockery. you big meanie jerk. you should come hang out. you know you wnat to. you so want to be emo steven. dont deny yourself. seriously though, you should come to a show and then hang after. it'll be rockin' good times. ;)

[dirkfistcrunch]

Lily we need to get together and have sex sometime so I can compare it to the salad. I think I make orgasmically good sandwiches. If you want to eat my sandwich then we would have to have sex again so you can have something to compare to.

[getsetgo]

now that sounds like a plan.
oh.. and- you so unknowingly just challanged me. so lets get one thing straight. i KNOW my salads could take your sandwhiches. but i am fairly confident that my sandwhiches could take your sandwhiches as well. that should be added to the plan. it's on, jordan. this is food making war at it's greatest.