If I could ever fight any celebrity, I'd fight anna nicole smith and oprah, and my tagteam partner would be nancy grace from court tv. she literally would beat the shit out of anyone. shes about to drop bows on that lawyers face on larry king live. but, in other wordly news...lastnight me adam and steve went around filming stuff and we ended up in ( Read more... )

just watched final destination 2 because I borrowed 19237 dvd's from adam. faces got sawed off at least 87 times throughout the movie. but uhh, me and adam went to BJ's tonight and I like laminated his face in the foodsaver and got a hold of a kareoke machine and started screaming lines from poultergeis, and people HAULED ass. then we went to denny ( Read more... )

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" FUCK YO MMAMA "
" thank you :D "
CHEVY CHASE - vacation

Adam

sorry for all the real short dumb entries, ive been so busy. actually im not sorry. so you may continue hating now.

attention staff and associates. amanda brenner is now rich. I dont understand how someone can go from a house covered in birdshit and bloody tampons to a hollywood mansion fully equipped with 87 bedrooms and a little weiner dog that shits 20's. but me and adam visited their house lastnight and it was so nice. I sat down at their dining room table ( Read more... )

so uhh. I went to the radiohead concert lastnight. my brother and sister got tickets and asked me If I wanted to go so I said sure what the hell. little did I know that night turned into a discusting nightmare I'd never like to experience again. my sister brought her friend who was kind of funny at first, and my brother brought some hooker/goth ( Read more... )

oh my god... people fucking suck

no thats all i have to say

adam

heres a story that you can share with your children when you get old ( Read more... )

brittany pretty much covered everything below. but i did get a bloody nose from a crowd surfer landing on my face and a cut lip from a girl flailin her arms around with rings on, But it was all worth it x23 because i love them and they all signed my shirt and my face was like this :D times eighty five. But my favorite part was getting lodged in ( Read more... )

just got back from finch. half deaf. it was so insane a crapload of friends were there, lots of fun. lots of skull cracking. afterwards the guys were hanging out by the bus we met them and got autographs. we'll if you'll excuse me I have to go wash 87 peoples sweat off me.

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