十 四 ; shí sì

[getsome_sleep]

I understand that the voices following us all are not reliable sources of information; but still, I do wonder who, exactly, have I tried to kill with a forklift.

Smoke-jūn, may I meet with you sometimes this week? I'm in need of some advice that I think you are best equipped to give.

-- 火

[OOC: Sorry couldn't resist. ^_^]

Comments

wont lie i was trying to work that into the game all week <3 GOOD JOB!

[npc_kun]

Hikeeba, Captain!

XDDD Every MST3K thread is GOLD you don't even ILU so hard

[getsome_sleep]

You are, I hope, entertained.

daww thanks bb! They're a lot of fun to write

[npc_kun]

Each year in the fertile valleys of Edensphere, farmers toil at their blood and flesh soaked fields in preparation for the great Undead harvest.

There's nothing more majestic than looking out at rows of zombie hands, each waving to you gently in the wind.

[getsome_sleep]

I should certainly hope not. They wouldn't be much good in a salad.

[feathered_earth]

What in tarnation is a forklift?

[getsome_sleep]

A device for transporting a small amount of cargo; I've seen one in the Farm, and while it's certainly possible to kill someone with it, it seems far from instinctive.

[spandexisyouth]

Why does someone need a device to lift forks? That is what hands are for.

... oh Gai <333

[getsome_sleep]

A forklift is thus named for using a forklike extension to lift cargo. A useful device, but not much of a weapon.

:D <3333 Also, gonna app Carmen in Feb. Spread out apps/arrivals

[spandexisyouth]

Oh! So it is like a pitchfork!

FGHGHKFKL <3333

[getsome_sleep]

Rather more sophisticated, but the same linguistic logic applies.

[redhead_rabbit]

They're messin' with your head, too.

[getsome_sleep]

It seems my head is not much of a challenge.

[redhead_rabbit]

They seem to be gettin' to everyone lately.

[getsome_sleep]

Such is the nature of our circumstances. They say trouble shared is trouble halved.

[crimsonmischief]

A forklift seems quite a... drastic way to kill someone.

[npc_kun]

Whereas using a bulldozer is considered the low key option.

[crimsonmischief]

No, I've been told that that's the garbage compactor~!

Or was it the asphalt paver...?

[getsome_sleep]

Drastic and singularly ineffective. It is much easier to dodge than a combine.