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[getsukabijin]

A little tip for you would-be Romeos living here and some of the idiotic ones as well: watch these videos and the finished product in action.

I'm sure this will help with your horomonal-woes in time of need, even if someone watched this before hand. Isn't that right, google-kun? ♥ Though there's no guarantee it will work.

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[kabukinojoou]

Last I spoke with him on my return from Kyoto. He fell ill, but mother's taking care of him. Last I've heard from her, he's recovering nicely. How was your visit with...him?

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[getsukabijin]

That's good then. Hopefully the old fool isn't liable to cold during the spring.

Pleasant, as always. There's a new secretary who replaced Mimi-san, but I have to go against whoever hired her.

Honestly, one of these days you should come and visit.

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[kabukinojoou]

Knowing him, I reckon that he'd be back to his usual self by spring.

Why? Was she worse than the old one?

I'd rather not as I'm sure it'd ruin both our moods. That dinner on Christmas alone is more than enough to last me for awhile ♥

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[getsukabijin]

And send us some of those h-games he thinks we actually use. ♥

She keeps flirting with father every time he's in the room, along with giving me some rather choice words about my own behavior. At least I don't try to sleep with married men.

My, then I suppose you won't be interested in going to the Kabuki-za with us next month then?

[bleumystere]

...WTF are those videos?

[getsukabijin]

A good, honest way to land someone you like. Say, who are you~?

[bleumystere]

It looks totally bogus.

I'm Mamiya Shotaro, future great detective and you people at the dorm really are as freaky as they say!

[getsukabijin]

Of course, it's only fake to a trained professional.

Amakusa Mizu, Conan-kun. ♥ You have a good eye already, hmm?

[legionoffreedom]

Uhhh... no thanks... hormonal-woes... SIIIIICKKK...

[getsukabijin]

Clearly you're one of those men lacking the gall to actually have hormones. ♥

[legionoffreedom]

Hmph.

Those videos really are guaranteed to work. Indeed, I'll just follow those steps so I can get slapped and stepped on! Oh joy! I always want the girl I like to make me her favorite target of ABUSE! *raspberries*

Wow, where are my manners and civility? Sorry for not introducing myself. My name's Freihardt Gunther. I just came here on Saturday evening, and I'm going to be going to Gekkoukan and joining the fold (S.E.E.S.).

[getsukabijin]

You never know until you tried, I assure you. Some girls just love that form of power over people.

Amakusa Mizu. Tell me, are you a foreigner, Gu-shu-kun~?

[owen_salax]

I... uh... What? I'm confused.

[getsukabijin]

I know how you seduced Momotaro-kun, google-kun. Pretty sneaky, if you ask me~!

[owen_salax]

I... what? Momotaro-kun? You mean... Tori?

[getsukabijin]

Of course! Unless you're sleeping with someone else (and Momotaro-kun would be so heartbroken), who else would it be?

[ph_azure]

.....I don't think these would work....

[getsukabijin]

Have you even tried it~?

[ph_azure]

I don't think i would want to...

[getsukabijin]

At least give it a shot~