why does everyone hate CT?

get over it. you live here.

oh man last night was the funniest night of my life.

we saw micheal ian black at toads. amazing.

eugene mirman. amazing.

bye. i love you.

oh yeah and my dad bought me a car. amazing.

i had a very nice weekend.

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seriously what has been going on lately.

fuck you the get up kids. im coming to kansas and punching each of you in the face.

10 years you faggots.

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i met the devil last night.

he taught me how to smile without showing my gums.

lock jaw perhaps?

Four commuters are riding in a train car. One gets up to use the restroom. Upon his return he finds another passenger has taken his seat. The women next to the passenger who took the first passenger's seat is wearing a red overcoat. The man across from the women wearing the red overcoat is not the man carrying a briefcase. The man with the ( Read more... )

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