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[getthisguyoffme]

I'm never reading fanfiction about myself again. Why are fans debating about my gender?

Comments

[pitticus]

What's fanfiction?

[getthisguyoffme]

Stories fans write about characters or celebrities they like.

Some of them...are weird.

[pitticus]

You must have quite a few fans, then! It would be nice to have fans. I wonder if I have any?

[getthisguyoffme]

Save yourself the trouble and don't try to find out. It'll save you a headache. And a mindfuck

[blondprodigy]

I'm glad I'm not famous...

[getthisguyoffme]

Consider yourself very very lucky.

[haswetpokemon]

Me neither!!

[getthisguyoffme]

What did they write about you?

private because ahhhh embarrassing

[haswetpokemon]

T-They... put me with Green!

[SOB.]

1/?

[getthisguyoffme]

What's wrong with that?

[goaheadnblunder]

What could they possibly do to you in fanfiction? Get you groped by jocks ON TITANIA????

[getthisguyoffme]

I didn't actually checked to see if there was any porn of me. I'm not that crazy. It was more humiliating than anything. Everyone writes me like I'm a big idiot and there's a weird debate about whether I'm a boy or not!

But I think I got off easy compared everyone else.

[goaheadnblunder]

I can imagine myself seen as a psycho gaymo if anything was written on me.

Get some facial hair like your father. It might change everything. I wanted a mustache like him, but it grows to uncontrollably!

[getthisguyoffme]

You read some of 'em, didn't you?

Actually, my Dad just drew it on with a pencil.

[trick_room]

I should write one.

[getthisguyoffme]

Please don't.

[trick_room]

Actually... I think I will.

[getthisguyoffme]

*Suddenly a scream echoes down the halls*