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[getyerfunkon]

Dear East Coast,

I regret to inform you that i will infact NOT be visiting you at any point this summer. It is all i can do to get out of this state and unfortunately the midwest has sucked me dry of funds. plus, i like have no job.

see you next spring,
forever and ever,

J.Ziegler.

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Dear Midwest

[themindphone]

Wicked retaaaaaaaahhhded.

As luck would have it, I need someone to travel from MI to MA, as I am picking up a large green mini van in MI and driving it to The Cape. My parents said I am not allowed to drive it from MI to MA by myself. Apparently I am Not A Big Girl, and am incapable of driving alone.

What are you doing at the very beginning of September?
Driving to Boston and then to Falmouth, that's what.
This is not an option or a suggestion. It merely is.

Sincerely,
The East Coast

Yeah, let's go to PA!!!

[themindphone]

I need to go to Philly.

MA - PA is 6 hours.
1 if by plane.

I also need to go to Pittsburgh. Beth works at the national aviary.
Gotta go find me some attack doves.

Re: Yeah, let's go to PA!!!

[xmaverickx]

with each passing day I realize I know not a thing about US geography. I miss referencing the mitten for all of my travel needs in some ways.

Thumbs up to the mitten

[themindphone]

Yeah, and then when you explain to people about the whole Michigan-is-a-mitten thing, they go, "Oh! That's so cute! MY state looks like this..." and then dislocate all the joints in their hands or bend them into oddly-shaped arthritic claws.
Clearly, only Michigan is allowed to use body part geography. Unless you're from Italy and like pointing to your boots, I suppose.

[xmaverickx]

hey,
you know whats kinda close to MA, PA, only 2 letters away in the alphabet and like two hours, i think.
with warm regards,
the late great angela peck

[3rdeyeisbroken]

don't play with scissors or they might reflect sun into your eyes