Love.

I was forced to rip my muffler off with my bare hands.

Boys are like dogs in that when you don't want to pet them, that's when they always come around.
LOSERS

I'm so glad to have grown up.

Dude, I honestly don't understand how at Christmas time I was the happiest person in the universe, and now after New Year's I feel like total shit. Mood swings man, mood swings ( Read more... )

"He's a brother?? Then he must be black. Is he black? That's cool man. Black is cool. Black is the new candycorn".

Dear 2006,

Just so you know, I am ready to make some mistakes.

Fuck year in previews. It's all about the future. Flying cars and shit.

Just follow your heart. That's what I do.

This little old lady that just came into the shop had a flower tattoo on her earlobe. Seriously.

I'll be home for Christmas

WHO ELSE HAS ANIMAL CROSSING FOR THE DS?
YOU COULD COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND HANG.
I JUST NEED YOUR FRIEND CODE!