1 November 1815(?)

Jan 08, 2011 02:16

I was not very awesome today. But don't tell anyone! If anyone asks, today was one of my more amazing days.

Honestly, though, today… sucked. That is the only way to describe a day where I wake up in some weird place with no idea how I got here or where I am. At least I didn't storm out of this room looking for answers in the night-gown I was in. I almost did. I guess Old Fritz is still looking out for me, though, because I realised just in time that it wouldn't be good to be unprepared for whatever is out there.

I really wish I had some weapons, though. I'd settle for a stupid boot-knife! Except I can't seem to find anything here that would work. Maybe this pencil I'm using, if I can sharpen it enough… except I have nothing to sharpen it with. And any tool that would do that would probably be a better weapon than a damn pencil.

…I haven't left this room yet. It's not that I'm scared. I'm way too awesome to be scared of something as silly as waking up in a weird place. Hah! This is exciting! I can't wait to go out there!

I just thought maybe I should write this stuff down. Just in case. Always gotta be prepared for things, you know?

::The next few words are obscured by a great many scribbles of the pencil, although if one squinted they might make out the words 'worri', 'estchnd', and 'itz'.::

Okay! No point putting this off any longer! I am going to get some answers!

...I don't think... no. I KNOW I don't like the answers I got. So, I've been kidnapped and brought to some insane asylum with a bunch of humans from the future, according to them. Which means I gotta keep the whole 'I'm the awesome Königreich Preußen' thing secret. Even if, apparently, Russland and Polen are already here and are telling everyone about us. That's not gonna be a fun meeting. I may punch them. See how that makes whatever's keeping us here weaponless react.

Oh! Süditalien is here! This is awesome! Heh, don't tell anyone, but I kind of like him better than Norditalien sometimes. Sure, Norditalien is cute and nice, but Süditalien is more entertaining. Shame he's a coward Italiener; I bet he'd be a great fighter if he put his mind to it. Anyhow, apparently he's somehow managed to convince people that he's human despite what Russland and Polen are up to, so maybe there's hope for things yet.

Though, there's this one guy... I never got his name, but he figured out what I am fairly quickly. He's kind of a jackass anyways, but he's been kind of helpful. He did tell me that I do eventually die, as well as the nations responsible. Which gives me yet another reason to kill Russland. That guy creeps me out, anyways, so I think I'll be doing the world a service if I do kill him. Not that he wasn't helpful against Napoleon. Except when he was fighting on Napoleon's side. Though one could blame his boss for that?

There's also this really helpful girl named Miku Hatsune here. Ah, she's very sweet. She showed me how those weird communication devices worked. Well, a little, anyways. I still don't know what the 'video' thing is, or how you make certain letters and symbols, but it's a start. There's also a garden here. It has cornflowers, so it's an awesome garden, even if it's small and kind of walled in. The bird likes it, at any rate.

Oh, yeah, as Fräulein Hatsune pointed out, there's apparently a bird following me around. The bastard from earlier also mentioned it. Though Süditalien and Herr Wakahisa didn't say anything that I recall, so apparently it's a very stealthy little bird. Good! If I'm gonna have a songbird following me around, it should at least have the decency to be an awesome songbird.

...I don't think I'll try flirting with the Fräulein again. The more I get to know her, the more it's like trying to flirt with Hannover or Meiningen. Except more awkward than that, since those two are Deustcherbund's sisters. Maybe like flirting with Deustcherbund, only if he were a she. Yeah. It's something like that.

We had a nice time in the garden, though. She seems upset because she was a singer back where she's from? I think her exact words were that she was 'born to sing'. I don't know why that'd make anyone sad. It seems like a nice purpose to be born for. Ah, well, if we ever get musical instruments here, maybe I'll play for her. That might serve to cheer her up.

Ah, I didn't tell you about Herr Wakahisa. He seems tolerable enough. Very reserved and stoic, though. Also, he has these weird things he calls headphones on his head. I... don't really have too much to say about him. I'll need to observe him a bit better.

Finally, there's this one rather rude woman here who thinks I'm some kind of idiot pervert. Ugh. She better hope we never meet in person.

So. That was today. It ended up alright after all, but it wasn't awesome by any stretch of the imagination. You'll keep looking out for me, right Friedrich? And tell Luise that she doesn't need to worry about me anymore, though I'm sure she'll just shake her head at you and help you out anyways.

ic: prussia's diary, ic: cr

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