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[geza]

"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight, who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted."
-- Christopher Lee

Comments

[ophidic]

LOL!

[cakkafracle]

Thats a great answer.
but really, he would be the man to ASK no?

[geza]

Well, yeah, but I still think I'd rather chew through my own tongue rather than ask a man of his stature such a silly question.

[cakkafracle]

but of course :)
i'd just thank him for all his work. i have no idea what I'd ask him.

[geza]

More like asking Eric Bana who would win in a fight -- the Hulk or some twisted Australian serial killer.

I would, however, have -no- problem asking Christopher Lee who he thinks would win in a fight between Bram Stoker and J.R.R. Tolkein. That would be awesome.

[captainralph]

How about Vince Neil and a blade of grass? Or Brett Micheals and an old woman in a coma? Or Morrissey and his shadow?

The answer to all of these should be obvious :)

[geza]

Heheheh, bastard. I'd forgotten about those.