18:15 Why does Facebook think I want to be a fan of a product that "measures vaginal cervical length for preterm labor triage!" #TMIads #
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16:30 Watching Cristiano Ronaldo lose is almost as good as seeing a team I care about win. #worldcupdiscoveries #
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15:41 This heat has me especially sad that there's no @sonicdrive_in in NYC. #imissyoucherrylimeade #
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10:27 Can't get used to the all-red #ENG kit. It's like #GER is playing against Valentine's Day card. #

10:40 Pretty sure one or more announcers on @bbc5live are going to have a stroke by the time this match ends. #

11:00 #ARG and #MEX later today, too? Well, that's my day done for. #

11:46 The @bbc5live guys have gone from apoplectic to suicidal. ( Read more... )

17:01 Yeesh. #usa #

21:26 Just realized my Twitter background image lists my LinkedIn profile. Which I deleted. Months ago. #hahawhoops #

21:28 #hahawhoops looks like it could be the best amateur basketball team ever. Like a Hee Haw Harlem Globetrotters: Ha Haw Hoops!® #
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09:38 Waiting for Alfre Woodard to shout "BLOW UP THE DAMN SHIP!" #referencesonlyabout3ofyouwillget #

16:29 Check out my handsome husband's awesome segment of @GalleyCat's Horatio Alger Metafiction: bit.ly/bSby7l #backoffladies #hestaken #

17:29 Feel a little dirty for retweeting myself earlier but what the hell. #oopsnowiamblind #
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10:01 Come on, #FRA. Get your merde together and win it today. #worldcup #

10:42 Oh, France. Fortunately for me, I'm a Red Sox fan and well used to crushing disappointments. #fra #worldcup #

10:55 As much as he broke my heart in 2006, what wouldn't I give to see Zidane headbutt Raymond Domenech right in the face today. #fra #

14:45 Bringing shame ( Read more... )

15:39 Pretty sure I just saw some very tiny @beatonna Fat Ponies in this week's New Yorker. #
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08:47 Happy Father's day to all the dads, daddies, papas, and papís-and most of all to @David_Rapp. ♥ #

10:37 It feels genetically disloyal to say so but OMG EFF OFF ITALY. #worldcup #
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13:08 Well, that's my account deleted. Alternatives? "Mint.com Cites Racist Website in Anti-Immigrant Post" - bit.ly/cslaNz #mintfail #
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