Bethanne: Why did my balloon pop?

Me: Balloons, pop, Bethy, just like people die, and dogs get run over by cars.

I've watched two movies today, and I'm going to watch another.
1. royal tenenbaums - hated it.
2. friday night lights - it was ok.
3. garden state - about to watch it.

I need a 12 step program.

Last night I took Alison out for the evening. We started by going to McDonald's. All kids love McDonald's, and so do I. So, we're eating, and she absolutely stares at everyone that walks by. Cole asked me how the night went, and I said, "She stared at everyone at McDonald's, but she only waved at the two good looking guys. She's JUST LIKE ME!" ( Read more... )

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Last week, my mom, my aunt, and I went to see Oliver. My mom and aunt have been to New York City 3 or 4 times since I graduated college. My aunt cleans for rich people who have an apartment in one of Trump's buildings. Anyway, I've always wanted to go, but she never invites me ( Read more... )

Last night I went to the grocery store and got 4 boxes from the poster-child stockboy. I didn't have to use flirt tactics that Emily said I should use. He was unpacking eggs, so it was perfect. The boxes are just the right size and have a divider down the middle. Wonderful ( Read more... )

I got a "wow" card from my boss this morning. They are little business cards that can be turned in for cash, time off, gift certs, etc. I think I have 16 now, and I can get a $25 gift card with 15 of them ( Read more... )

Emily gave me this McDonald's ad yesterday because it made her think of me. When I saw it, I cracked up... Remember back when I said picking one guy is like picking one flavor of ice cream? Well, anyway, she found this ad that has 6 men at the top, and then on the bottom are items from the dollar menu. In the middle it says, "With so many choices ( Read more... )

I'm so annoyed. This is dumb, but it made me mad. Ok, a week ago we had a seminar on how to have a better attitude at work, and one of the issues was to make work FUN in ways that didn't distract from doing your job. Ok, cool, except that supervisors don't let us have fun. Just now, Suzy was asked to take the pictures off her background of her ( Read more... )

I went to the gym to be measured this evening. I was very discouraged. I've been working out, cardio and all, for a month, and I've only lost ONE freakin pound. I don't want to weigh 153 lbs. I want to weigh 135. Stupid dyslexic scale. However, I did lose inches. I lost 1 1/2 inches in my waist, 1 1/2 inches in my bust (oops!), 2 inches in my hips ( Read more... )