A stream of consciousness review of The MTV Movie Awards
Oh they're parodying The Hangover II, but tying it into Twilight? God Dammit, it's gonna be another one of those this year...
Oh my Fuck, I need to see Black Swan.
That chick with the face tattoo is hot. Too bad I have no idea who she is.
God, I hate Kristen Stewart.
Oh great, it's gonna be Harry Potter/Twilight night. Fantastic...
Why the Fuck is Justin Bieber dressed like Miami Vice era Don Johnson?
Man, I hate Shia LeDouche too.
What a surprise, Twilight wins again despite the fact that it was probably the worst fight scene of the year. Again.
And now the sound isn't synched up. Way to fuck things up MTV.
Saw the Robert Pattinson/Taylor Laughtner kiss coming a mile away.
Remember when this used to be worth watching? Me either.
Lady Gaga is fugly. I've probably said this before, but it needs to be re-stated.
Is Robert Pattinson drunk?
OH SHIT! The guy with the bleep button is asleep!
The FCC must have called, the bleep button is working now.
LOL, nice dig at the Jersey Shore set Reese!
One of the best PSA's I've seen in some time.
Not impressed with the "Best Line" nominees.
They re-made Fright Night?!?! What the Fuck?!?!
They must be running long because they're just randomly announcing winners to categories they didn't announce the nominees for...
Oh for fuck's sake. This was the last Twilight movie right?
So... these rappers are "sampling" Modest Mouse now? First Diddy steals, I mean... "samples" Led Zeppelin, now these guys rip off Modest Mouse.
BTW Cowboys & Aliens is a comic book movie. Most articles I've read about upcoming summer movies don't seem to know this...
Yay! Emma Stone! I've loved her in all the movies I've seen her in. All two of them...
ANOTHER ONE!??!?! OH COME THE FUCK ON!!!!
Gary Fucking Busey! 'nuff said
Fuck Twilight. Seriously. Fuck it right in the ear.