[A few thuds and then a very loud CRASH-]
[A small yelp and a choked voice shouts out into the apartment.]
IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!
[ooc; he bumped into a pile of plates next to the sink which were conveniently placed near the edge of the counter.
EDIT: Timothy took over Allen's body so FROM HERE ON he'll be answering as Allen. poorly.]