What th- NO, NO-

HUEY, WHERE THE HELL- what the- this accent

[gujhgu] GIMME MY BODY BACK, SO HELP ME- Yo - Yer - ...Your-

[Crashing sounds.] ...WHAT IS THAT THING?!

[ooc; body swap with huey 8) tim also found sasword in his hair, which i assume would be there. if not he can always spot beat on the couch and be scarred forever.]

Hey, what happened to the bowl of cherries in th' fridge - ...what are those? [He picks up one of the strangely shaped fruits and eyes it. He takes a small sniff and crinkles his nose.] That is not edible...

... [Oh hey a lighter.]

[In the next, oh say, ten-fifteen minutes there's a montage of small explosions coming from the kitchen, with Timothy ( Read more... )

private; hackable

Tsukikami didn't tell me much 'bout what Watanuki had said earlier. I don't get it. Can Allen really see his own Innocence, or was it somethin' else...

...I don't trust that hen. I knew he was coverin' up for somethin', but I don't know what...

...Damn it, I can't sleep. Not now.

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--I know what 'm doin, hush! [The feed comes on at random, at first with only Timothy's voice being heard. There's the sound of shuffling and something being poured - flour? - into a bowl. Suddenly the video feed comes on to see Timothy standing next to a stove, stirring a bowl filled with batter of some...sort. Nearby is a box that says Pancake ( Read more... )

[People are laughing, sounds of 'ohhh' and 'aahhh' along with general chit chat that accompany large crowds. Over the sounds of the crowds is a theme music that one would usually listen to at a circus. You can hear some of the things people say-

'Look at that! I wonder if it hurts'Does it press into your brain ( Read more... )

WHERE IS IT?! [The shout comes from nowhere. There is the sound of pounding feet - running? - and a crashing sound. He skids to a halt and there is more rushed speak.]

Where is it, where is it, WHERE DID IT GO?! St-Stupid plates Clean this up- NO, I GOTTA- but it'll drive me INSANE-

[He starts running around again, overturning the mattresses, ( Read more... )

...What a stupid holiday. Since when is it even celebrated May 10th anyways?

Che. Whatever.

[The voice ends. Ten minutes pass before it turns back on, video this time. A big wet nose is sniffing it before Lassie moves away, showing Timothy behind her. They're on the bed his hair loose. He's holding up one of his hair ties, the last one having been ( Read more... )

...OI. Lassie, don't eat those! [The dog barks and the voice feed goes a bit static-y. A muffled 'Ewww...Gross.' can be heard.

Finally, after a a good twenty minutes of dead air, he taps the speaker.]

...Damn it all.

Uh. Oi, Allen. I gotta, uh...Ask ya somethin'.

[ooc; as a result of this. btw all replies are voice unless stated otherwise.]

[Counting down to the last second before midnight. When the clock strikes twelve, Timothy's voice is heard throughout the world.]

ALL OF YA'LL ARE FUCKIN' WHACK JOBS, WHORES, AN' BITCHES. WHAT TH' HELL. JUST WHAT. TH'. HELL.

'Specially ya, Allen. Jeez, th' things I heard today I don't wanna ever hear from you again.

Two-Dots, if ya still got a gut the ( Read more... )

I wish I wasn't here. I miss the Director a lot. I wish she didn't leave me with these people...I want to go back. I hate it here some days...- [He stops.]

What am I sayin'? I just wanna go back an' have a normal life again...! [What.] ...N-No, shut up! I don't wanna die-

Shut up! [He screams, kicking a chair over.] Shut up, shut up! What is ( Read more... )